Disclaimer: I don't own Farscape, or Scorpius and his high insurance premium.



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"Here just keep inserting these coolant rods Ms. Jones and you'll be as right as rain in a week or so!"



"Oh thank you Dr. Scorpius!"



Yes folks! Dr. Scorpius, bringing you the technology from the Uncharted territories!



Got a bad fever? No problem! Dr. Scorpius' patented coolent rods, suit and room will keep you nice and cool!



Nasty voices in your head telling you to stay home and clean the guns? Scorpius can take care of it without the messy effects of a lobotomy!



Also available are Aurora Chairs, for those pesky friends who won't tell you where they left your lawn mower and kids who hide your pot.



Yes Dr. Scorpius can cure all your ails!



"Just take a seat, I'll be with you shortly"





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Vaya