Streak

Which of the guys is most likely to streak?
Who are the bold and who are the meek?
Who would get naked and all of it bare?
This is the question we are pondering here.
I am not sure the answer we'll find.
Whoever got starkers, I wouldn't mind!
Decisions, decisions, which one to choose,
Pondering the problem keeps me amused.
My head is filled with images fine,
On one hand devilish, on the other, divine,
Of Turner or Norrington or Sparrow undressed.
To see one or see all, Lord, I would be blessed!