Hey, peoples. What's up? This is my fan fic so please be nice. I understand
a lot of the plot in this story wouldn't happen, but I dunno. LOL.
Disclaimer: I don't own Jay or Silent Bob.
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Forgiving is a Divine Thing.
Summary: Jay and Silent Bob meet a young girl by the Quick Stop. Jay likes her a lot. She hangs with the Stoner Dou, Jay ends up asking her to a bar with him, where he gets really drunk, and on the way home, Jay does something he'll never forgive himself for.
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Chapter One: Jay and Silent Bob meet Sunny.
Jay and Bob stood, smoking a blunt outside the Quick Stop. It had been two months after their trip to Hollywood. Justice wasn't getting out of jail for a few years, so Jay just said the fuck with her.
Jay looked over at Bob. "Fuck Lunch Box! You know I'm getting really sick of women! Man, ya know!" Silent Bob nodded, lighting up a cigarette. He made a movement with his hands. Jay nodded.
"Fuck yeah! I agree too-" Jay stopped in mid sentence, his mouth dropped open. Silent Bob turned around. A young girl was getting out of a car; her hair was a dark- purple-red. She was short and skinny, and was wearing a flame-orange shirt and a dark blue-jean skirt. Bob raised an eyebrow, and then looked back at Jay. He snapped his fingers in front of his face; then waved them. Jay was looking quite odd. Just like the time when he had seen Justice for the first time. Bob slapped him.
"What the fuck?" He said coming back from his day dream. Bob pointed to the girl then to Jay. "SO? What the fuck Lunch Box?" Bob rolled his eyes, he pointed. "What you want me to go talk to her? No fucking way man." Bob pointed again; Jay shook his head. Bob rolled his eyes once more and gave him a big shove. "What the fuck?!" Jay yelled as he tripped backwards over the curb.
The girl was coming out the store as he fell. She rushed over to him.
"Are you okay?" She asked.
"Yeah, the tubby bitch pushed me!" Jay said getting up, the girl laughed. She looked over at Bob, he waved. "What's your name?" She asked looking back at Jay.
"I'm Jay," He said pointing to himself. "And this is my lifetime sidekick Silent Bob." Bob waved.
"I'm Sunny." She said holding out a hand, Jay low-fived her. She blinked. "Okay" she said. "What are you guys doing?"
"We are selling some good shit." Jay said taking out a nickel-bag. "You wanna buy some?"
Sunny made a degusted face. "Know thanks, but do you have a smoke?" Bob gave her one. "Thanks, Bob wasn't it?" He nodded. She put the cigarette into her mouth, and lit it up. She took a long drag off of it; then blew the smoke out, smoothly. She looked aver at Jay, he was looking at her butt.
"What?" She said laughing. Jay snapped out of it.
"You a cherry?" He asked Bob smack him upside the head. "What?"
"Yes." She said.
Jay blinked. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-one, Why how old are you two?" She asked, taking another drag off the cigarette.
"I'm twenty-seven and this tubby bitch is too." Obviously Jay said. It was getting dark. "Hey Sunny, ya wanna go have a drink? We don't got a lot of money, but I guess we can pull off a few drinks."
"Sure I don't mind." She said taking the last puff off of her cigarette, and throwing it away. They walked to the bar which was about two blocks away; Sunny didn't feel like driving her car only two blocks.
Bob opened the door and held it open for Sunny, and she smiled.
"Thanks" Jay came in behind her. They sat down at a table; Jay went up and ordered three beers. Sunny looked at Bob.
"So, umm. Why do they call you "Silent Bob"?" Bob motioned with his hand, to his mouth, and then made a clamping motion with his fingers. "Ahh. Okay! Now I understand!" Jay came back with three bottles of beer, he set them down and sat; he snatched a bottle and started to chug it. Bob grabbed one and took a sip. Sunny just left hers of the table.
After a while, Bob had left the table and went up to the bar and sat down. Jay, who had already had too many drinks, was laughing hysterically. Sunny was just sitting there listening to him make no sense.
"And ya-ou knows wat elssssse?" He said slurring the words.
"What?"
"I found that the bitch wasn't even a bitch it was a guy!" He laughed.
Sunny laughed. "That must have been a trip."
"Fuck yeah it wasssss, I didn't even get outta the fucking sssssshower till f-f-f-four daysssss later." He laughed so hard he fell over off his chair. He wobbled back into it. He grabbed for his bottle. Sunny took it.
"Hey!" He whined.
"Okay, Jay I think you had way too much to drink." She said
"No I didn't, give me the fucking beer!" He hick-upped when he said fucking.
"No, Jay I'm taking you home." She said and got up and walked over to Bob.
"Hey Bob, I'm going to take Jay home. He's a little too drunk." Bob nodded. "I'll see you around. Oh and here make sure Jay gets this he doesn't look like the type to remember things." She said giving him a piece of paper with her phone-number on it. "Bye"
She walked back over to Jay who was swaying of his feet. "Come on, you are going to have to show me where you live."
"Ye-up" He burped. "Opps sorry."
She rolled her eyes "Come on." They walked out the door, Jay was so drink he couldn't read the sign that read pull, and instead he pushed.
"What the fuck?" He yelled, and banged on the door. Sunny pushed him a side and pulled the door open. He blinked "Oh." and followed her.
Sunny helped Jay walk back to her car. She found that she left her bag at the bar and left Jay to go get it. When she got back Jay wasn't standing where he was before.
"Jay?" She called. She heard the sound of a glass bottle thunking to the ground. She turned and peered down a dimly lit alleyway. She walked down there to find Jay sitting in a heap of cardboard.
"Jay, come on I need to take you home." He blinked up at her.
"This is my home." He said wobbling and pointing to the ground.
"No it isn't, Jay." She said stepping towards him.
"Yes it is!"
"No, it isn't" She said crouching in front of him. He looked at her.
"You are so beautiful." He whispered and he pulled her small frail body to his and kissed her.
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Okay, my first fic! ^_~ Okay in the next chapter Jay will umm do something he will regret. Okay! If you want to flame me you can so haha! (
Disclaimer: I don't own Jay or Silent Bob.
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Forgiving is a Divine Thing.
Summary: Jay and Silent Bob meet a young girl by the Quick Stop. Jay likes her a lot. She hangs with the Stoner Dou, Jay ends up asking her to a bar with him, where he gets really drunk, and on the way home, Jay does something he'll never forgive himself for.
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Chapter One: Jay and Silent Bob meet Sunny.
Jay and Bob stood, smoking a blunt outside the Quick Stop. It had been two months after their trip to Hollywood. Justice wasn't getting out of jail for a few years, so Jay just said the fuck with her.
Jay looked over at Bob. "Fuck Lunch Box! You know I'm getting really sick of women! Man, ya know!" Silent Bob nodded, lighting up a cigarette. He made a movement with his hands. Jay nodded.
"Fuck yeah! I agree too-" Jay stopped in mid sentence, his mouth dropped open. Silent Bob turned around. A young girl was getting out of a car; her hair was a dark- purple-red. She was short and skinny, and was wearing a flame-orange shirt and a dark blue-jean skirt. Bob raised an eyebrow, and then looked back at Jay. He snapped his fingers in front of his face; then waved them. Jay was looking quite odd. Just like the time when he had seen Justice for the first time. Bob slapped him.
"What the fuck?" He said coming back from his day dream. Bob pointed to the girl then to Jay. "SO? What the fuck Lunch Box?" Bob rolled his eyes, he pointed. "What you want me to go talk to her? No fucking way man." Bob pointed again; Jay shook his head. Bob rolled his eyes once more and gave him a big shove. "What the fuck?!" Jay yelled as he tripped backwards over the curb.
The girl was coming out the store as he fell. She rushed over to him.
"Are you okay?" She asked.
"Yeah, the tubby bitch pushed me!" Jay said getting up, the girl laughed. She looked over at Bob, he waved. "What's your name?" She asked looking back at Jay.
"I'm Jay," He said pointing to himself. "And this is my lifetime sidekick Silent Bob." Bob waved.
"I'm Sunny." She said holding out a hand, Jay low-fived her. She blinked. "Okay" she said. "What are you guys doing?"
"We are selling some good shit." Jay said taking out a nickel-bag. "You wanna buy some?"
Sunny made a degusted face. "Know thanks, but do you have a smoke?" Bob gave her one. "Thanks, Bob wasn't it?" He nodded. She put the cigarette into her mouth, and lit it up. She took a long drag off of it; then blew the smoke out, smoothly. She looked aver at Jay, he was looking at her butt.
"What?" She said laughing. Jay snapped out of it.
"You a cherry?" He asked Bob smack him upside the head. "What?"
"Yes." She said.
Jay blinked. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-one, Why how old are you two?" She asked, taking another drag off the cigarette.
"I'm twenty-seven and this tubby bitch is too." Obviously Jay said. It was getting dark. "Hey Sunny, ya wanna go have a drink? We don't got a lot of money, but I guess we can pull off a few drinks."
"Sure I don't mind." She said taking the last puff off of her cigarette, and throwing it away. They walked to the bar which was about two blocks away; Sunny didn't feel like driving her car only two blocks.
Bob opened the door and held it open for Sunny, and she smiled.
"Thanks" Jay came in behind her. They sat down at a table; Jay went up and ordered three beers. Sunny looked at Bob.
"So, umm. Why do they call you "Silent Bob"?" Bob motioned with his hand, to his mouth, and then made a clamping motion with his fingers. "Ahh. Okay! Now I understand!" Jay came back with three bottles of beer, he set them down and sat; he snatched a bottle and started to chug it. Bob grabbed one and took a sip. Sunny just left hers of the table.
After a while, Bob had left the table and went up to the bar and sat down. Jay, who had already had too many drinks, was laughing hysterically. Sunny was just sitting there listening to him make no sense.
"And ya-ou knows wat elssssse?" He said slurring the words.
"What?"
"I found that the bitch wasn't even a bitch it was a guy!" He laughed.
Sunny laughed. "That must have been a trip."
"Fuck yeah it wasssss, I didn't even get outta the fucking sssssshower till f-f-f-four daysssss later." He laughed so hard he fell over off his chair. He wobbled back into it. He grabbed for his bottle. Sunny took it.
"Hey!" He whined.
"Okay, Jay I think you had way too much to drink." She said
"No I didn't, give me the fucking beer!" He hick-upped when he said fucking.
"No, Jay I'm taking you home." She said and got up and walked over to Bob.
"Hey Bob, I'm going to take Jay home. He's a little too drunk." Bob nodded. "I'll see you around. Oh and here make sure Jay gets this he doesn't look like the type to remember things." She said giving him a piece of paper with her phone-number on it. "Bye"
She walked back over to Jay who was swaying of his feet. "Come on, you are going to have to show me where you live."
"Ye-up" He burped. "Opps sorry."
She rolled her eyes "Come on." They walked out the door, Jay was so drink he couldn't read the sign that read pull, and instead he pushed.
"What the fuck?" He yelled, and banged on the door. Sunny pushed him a side and pulled the door open. He blinked "Oh." and followed her.
Sunny helped Jay walk back to her car. She found that she left her bag at the bar and left Jay to go get it. When she got back Jay wasn't standing where he was before.
"Jay?" She called. She heard the sound of a glass bottle thunking to the ground. She turned and peered down a dimly lit alleyway. She walked down there to find Jay sitting in a heap of cardboard.
"Jay, come on I need to take you home." He blinked up at her.
"This is my home." He said wobbling and pointing to the ground.
"No it isn't, Jay." She said stepping towards him.
"Yes it is!"
"No, it isn't" She said crouching in front of him. He looked at her.
"You are so beautiful." He whispered and he pulled her small frail body to his and kissed her.
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Okay, my first fic! ^_~ Okay in the next chapter Jay will umm do something he will regret. Okay! If you want to flame me you can so haha! (