crystal-chan: hi!!! its me again

ruby-chan: crystal doesn't own pokemon or naruto

crystal-chan: i only own the plot

chapter one: Electric Shock

"Naruto! Wait up!"

"Naruto-k-kun, please wait!"

"Uzumaki Naruto!" Neji's palm slammed into the back of Naruto's head, and he fell onto his face. "Finally," the Hyuuga added. "When someone asks you to stop, Naruto, you should stop. Excitement doesn't call for being rude."

Naruto laughed sheepishly, rubbing his sore head. "I'm sorry, you guys. But yeah, I am excited! I haven't been on a mission in two weeks and I'm stoked!" He shot a fist up in the air.

"We're just going to this old guy's house to keep watch for bandits who want to steal his antiques, Naruto, it's nothing big. And it was your own fault for breaking your leg." Tenten scoffed with a smile. Naruto decided to ignore that comment instead of looking like an idiot by getting angry at it. He noticed Hinata was next to her, smiling at his predictable antics, and he automatically smiled too. With Neji's frown convincing him to leap through the trees at a leisurely speed like everyone else, he jumped next to Hinata, keeping pace with her.

"Ne, Hinata-chan, you're excited, too, right? I mean, Tsunade-baa-chan chose you as team leader. I'm proud of you!" She nodded and blushed just like he thought she would. A little ahead of them, Tenten was looking back and smiling. She looked forward again and suddenly pointed. "hey, guys, we're here!"

They stopped before an old and dilapidated house with shutters falling off the windows. It was two stories tall but much longer and wider than it was tall. An old clan's home, Tsunade said, "Cele-something." Hinata, as team leader, represented her fellow shinobi and stepped forward first to knock on the door. "Konnichiwa! Is the owner home? Your hired Konoha shinobi are here at your service!"

"Not a single stutter!" someone behind her awed, but Hinata ignored them so she wouldn't be red as dango when someone opened the door. But that turned out to be a foolish worry, as no one came to welcome them in. Hinata recited her words again. Nothing.

"Yo! Konoha bodyguards here for ya!" Naruto yelled, and then did it again with two Kage Bunshin for good measure. "Geez, is he deaf in there? Hinata-chan, do you still think we should wait for him?"

'Hinata-CHAN!' Hinata was repeating dreamily in her mind over and over again. She hadn't actually heard Naruto but said, "I-I think we should enter a-anyway. Excuse me! We're coming in! Hope w-we're not intruding!"

She performed her Byakugan to make sure, and found a faint presence in the back of the home. A very small one, perhaps a child. Or a dog, actually, considering its long tail. She opened the door and led her team through.

Inside, the home wasn't as dirt and let-go as it looked. The furniture needed a good dusting, though, and Tenten kept sneezing and Neji kept turning around to ask if she was all right. Tenten, of course, kept blushing.

They reached the back room where Hinata had sensed the dog and found a large den with a floor totally covered in pillows of all shapes and sizes, from children's cute patterns to plainly colored ones. Neji held up an arm. "Tenten, stay behind me! This could be a trap."

"Neji. They're pillows."

"Genjutsu can take any form—"

"PI-KAAA!"

Naruto was thrashing around in the air with electricity surrounding him. "Gaackckkk! S-S-S-Somebody he—elp!"

Hinata ran across the pillow-covered floor immediately, picking up on a new, even smaller presence. "I'll save you Naruto-kun!" The small thing was hiding behind a couch and she dashed around it, ready to shove a kunai through its heart. She stopped.

It was a mouse. A big yellow mouse.

"Pika…chu?"

crystal-chan: well thats the end of chapter one hope you liked it

ruby-chan: bye!