this is based on a comic i drew, to clarify a mystery...
It's not an amazingly humourous or anything else story, but i wrote it anyway
disclaimer: I don't own Rude or any other FF VII characters, symbols, logos, etc. I do own the paper I drew the comic on, as well as the pen i drew it with, and the keyboard i am typing it with.
Rude's Story
As a child of one year of age, his parents noticed his eyes were terribly sensitive to sunlight. He cried everytime the sun was out. And so, they bought him sunglasses. He got a new pair every birthday (author: picture a baby in sunglasses)
IN HIGH SCHOOL
Rude's thoughts: my friends told me an earring in the right ear means you're gay... but I got it when I was 2! Shouldn't my parents have known!
But, what if I am? I haven't really beeninterested in any girls...
Maybe I can only except my orientation.
So he got another piercing in order to accept himself.
BUT IN A YEAR'S TIME...
He fell madly in love with the opposite sex...again...and again.
He knew the simplest thing to do was take out his earrings, but it turned out due to a rare, genetic disease, his earlobe sealed and glued the earrings to his ears.
AND SO HE DID THE ONLY THING HE COULD DO...
Pepper his left ear with earrings. 5 was good for a total of
lucky 7.
HOWEVER...
Due to that same genetic disorder, he encountered male pattern baldness very early.
Rude: And that's my story.
Reno: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
Elena: He talks of himself in the third person?
Tseng: ahem, ahem, heh, hmm...Well, that explains a lot.
author: Advent Children suggests otherwise, but in a picture i counted two on the right ear and five on the left. Of course, pixalation taken into consideration, i mighta counted wrong...