I was meaning to do this story for a LONG time, but I wanted to finish some incomplete ones and did a few requests. BUT IT'S HERE NOW!

"Tobi said he was sorry Olivee!" "I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU DAMN IT!" I burst angrily through the door with a sniffling Tobi meekly shuffling behind me. I didn't mean to make him so upset and cry. "I'm sorry Tobi, I didn't mean to get short with you. I just don't know how to handle this situation that's all." Tobi hiccupped a little before whispering, "It's ok Olivee. You had right to yell at Tobi."

We were so preoccupied with ourselves, that we didn't notice Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, and Itachi staring at us in confusion. Sasori narrowed his eyes, "Just who the hell are you two?" Deidara pointed at Tobi, "Why do you have Tobi's mask and….are those Olivia's clothes un?" Tobi shifted uncomfortably, "Um, Tobi can explain Deidara sempai."

Poor Deidara looked like he was going to split a vein; there was only one person who called him sempai, "Tobi un?" "If that's supposedly Tobi, then who the hell is this?" Kisame pointed at me and everyone kept giving me glares. Next thing we knew, Hidan came in followed by Kakuzu and they both stopped dead in their tracks when they saw the two of us.

Itachi pinched the bridge of his nose, "Here comes the drama." Hidan marched straight up to me and eyed me evilly, "Who the fuck are you?" "It's me Hidan!" "I don't fucking know you!" He glanced at Tobi, "That's Tobi's fucking mask but that's NOT Tobi!" Kisame just noticed something, "Hey, that one's wearing Tobi's clothes!" Kakuzu approached next and glared at me too, "You're lucky we haven't killed you two imposters on the spot. Where the fuck is Olivia and Tobi?"

"But that IS Tobi Kakuzu. I'm not sure about the other one un." Tobi managed to squeak out, "Please let us explain!" I hastily nodded in agreement; we were scared out of our wits naturally. "Just let them clarify themselves and if they really are imposters we'll just eliminate them." Itachi was aggravated with the whole thing and everyone else too. Hidan and Kakuzu didn't leave our sides, to make sure we wouldn't try anything. I guess I'd better start. "Tobi and me were on our way back from a stroll when some ninja came up and starting shooting off his mouth." I glanced at Tobi, who was now scooting closer to me to get further away from Hidan's cold stare.

"Well, the ninja was mad at Tobi about something. I couldn't make out a word why since he was talking so fast, but anyway, out of nowhere he yelled out he was getting vengeance on Tobi for a prank or something. I quickly moved out of the way, seeing it didn't concern me when the guy cast a jutsu."

This is where I sounded irritated, "Tobi went to dodge it but guess what? He dodged to where I was, so we BOTH got hit with the jutsu." I made a face at Tobi and continued, "That guy left as quickly as he came, laughing in triumph and leaving us in total confusion. So here we are!"

"I don't fucking believe you! Who the fuck are you two?" "DAMN IT! IT'S FUCKING ME OLIVIA! Kakuzu painfully grabbed my shoulder growling, "Prove it then." Ow, that grip hurt! I started naming many things, "Let's see, Deidara accidentally drugged me and I thought he was a dolly, Itachi a vampire, and Tobi tricked me into sucking his lollipop, Hidan used me on some sex ritual way back, I played a prank on Kisame and gave him a wet willy, Sasori has hidden cameras everywhere making homemade pornos, Zetsu ATE me when I was PMSing, and you 'BROKE' me of talking back to you a long time ago. You need more?"

"Oh my fucking Jashin, it is you!" Hidan mumbled in complete shock. Kakuzu did the same thing as he let me go, "What the hell?" Kisame smirked a little, "Now it makes sense why you two look like that." I tossed my hands up, "Finally!" Sasori shook his head, "Don't tell me."

I answered him, "Yeah, it was that sexy justu. Now Tobi's a girl and I'm a GUY!" The mood was starting to lighten up now. Kisame was grinning from ear to ear and even Itachi had a small smile. Sasori observed us, "You had to switch clothes since they didn't fit apparently?" Tobi nodded, "We had no choice, my clothes were too big and Olivee's was too tight for her."

"Tobi, you do look cute with pigtails." Tobi did have long, black hair in pigtails and I agreed with Kisame; he'd look even better without the mask no doubt. "Olivia why are you still sulking, it'll wear off within a day or two un?" I pouted, "For starters, I got hit on by a bunch of girls on the way back, but that's not the issue I have right now. It's not fair! Tobi looks WAY better than I do as a girl and to make it worse, his boobs are bigger!"

That made them laugh. Kakuzu firmly smacked me upside the head, "Stop talking like that!" I raised an eyebrow while rubbing my head, "WHY? It's true! I wish mine were like his and I know you and Hidan would prefer that too." I stomped off towards the bathroom and stared at myself in the mirror.

Guys don't understand anything. Any woman, who sees a sexy jutsu version of a woman, feels so plain and unattractive. I tried to put it out of my mind and focused on my reflection; my eyes look the same, so do my lips, hair color, and eyebrows. The rest is totally different! Wait a minute….I took a closer look at myself and my eyes filled up with tears.

When I came out of the bathroom I bumped into Kakuzu, "Why are you crying?" "I look better as a guy than I did as a girl! That's so fucking messed up!" I choked back some sobs and went to my room. Kakuzu said something to me but I wasn't listening. I fell face down on my bed and buried my face in my pillow.

I soon felt someone rubbing my back and sit down next to me, "Don't be upset Olivee, Tobi thinks you're real pretty as a girl." That was sweet of Tobi but I didn't say anything until I was roughly flipped over and pinned down by Hidan. "What the fuck is wrong with you? So what if your tits aren't as big as Tobi's and you're a guy to boot. Get the fuck over it!"

"Easy for you to say!" He leaned down closer and murmured angrily, "Listen, you are beautiful, NO, fucking gorgeous to me and Kakuzu. That's how we fucking see you, as far as the tits go, yours are fine. They're not too big or too small, if we didn't like them we wouldn't fucking fondle them now would we? Now stop crying!"

I was speechless from Hidan's unusual method of trying to comfort me, but it worked. I smiled a little and whispered, "Ok, thanks Hidan." He let me up with a victory smirk and I wiped my eyes; I noticed Tobi was on the floor for some reason. I smacked Hidan's arm, "Did you throw Tobi off the bed?" "WHAT? He was in my way."

I helped Tobi up, grabbed some clothes out of both our dressers, and dragged him into the bathroom with me. Hidan chased after us, "Why the fuck are you taking him with you?" "I'm not leaving Tobi alone with any of you guys, especially you." Hidan smirked, "What are you fucking talking about?" Before I shut the door I told him, "You'll end up raping the poor boy!"

I heard Hidan laughing outside the door and continued what I came in here to do. "I need to get out of these clothes into something cooler. Do you want to change into something else Tobi or keep those on?" "Tobi want to change to, he's cold." We stared at each other in bewilderment, "Interesting, I'm too warm and you're cold. Our body temperatures changed too huh?"

"Tobi think so. Uh-oh!" We were taking our clothes off while we'd been chatting, "What is it?" Tobi held the shirt he took off tightly and murmured nervously, "Zetsu sempai doesn't know yet!" I gasped, ran out the bathroom with only boxers on, and headed straight into the living room. I TOTALLY forgot about that!

"We got a problem!" "I'll say, you're not wearing anything but boxers." I made a face at Kakuzu and continued, "How are we going to break it to Zetsu?" I hit the nail on the head from the looks they had. I heard Tobi squeak behind me, "Will Zetsu be mad with Tobi?" I whipped around praying that Tobi was completely dressed; phew, he was. An ominous voice asked, "How are you going to break WHAT to Zetsu?" "WHAT will Zetsu be angry about?" Zetsu emerged from the floor with a glare. Why did he have to make that entrance? Oh well, I know he won't be pissed anyway.

His mood quickly changed when his eyes grew wide when he saw us and pointed, "What the hell?" Itachi gave him the details. I was right, Zetsu was FAR from angry. First he eyed me up and down, "You have a nice body Olivia," then he beckoned Tobi over. Tobi slowly went and Zetsu took his hand. "We're going to my apartment Tobi." "Is Tobi going to get punished?"

"In a manner of speaking Tobi, he's going to rape you." Everyone stared at me in surprise and poor Tobi was scared now, "Rape?" Zetsu ended up grinning since he knew what I said was true. He murmured to Tobi and stroked a pigtail, "Rape isn't the correct word Tobi, however, you know what we do together when you're an extremely good boy right?"

"Yeah but…" Zetsu pressed a finger to his lips, "No buts, you've been a really good boy and that deserves a reward." He focused his attention to the rest of us, "If you'll excuse us, we'll be leaving now." "I'll let you know if he'll be spending the night or not." They left in a hurry and Hidan agreed with a grin, "You're right Olivia. Tobi's SO going to get fucked senseless."

Everyone else started to discuss what 'special' things Zetsu would do to Tobi as I kept noticing Deidara leering at me unusually. I didn't give it another thought when I suddenly took an interest on my body. I starting feeling my chest and stomach with wonder, it was nice and firm. My thighs were the same too.

"What are you doing Olivia?" I was flexing my muscles by this time, "Huh?" Itachi rolled his eyes and Sasori asked this time with amusement, "Why are you doing that?" I was giddy, "I got muscles and my body's tight! Look at this!" I slid the boxers up a little to reveal more of my thigh and smacked it, "It doesn't jiggle at all! I even have a six pack, isn't that awesome!"

Kakuzu shook his head pathetically even though he was smirking, "That's what's so fascinating to you?" "Of course, I never had firm muscles before and it's nice not to worry if I look fat or not." A serious thought just occurred to me; I slowly backed up and walked around the corner unseen and looked down my boxers. I yelled out in astonishment, "I HAVE A COCK!"

"You just now figured it out? What about when you changed clothes?" I walked back in and frowned at Itachi, "I didn't pay attention at the time!" My eyes met with Deidara's again, and he was eyeballing me in that weird way still. What's up with that? He licked his lips with a smile and made me blush. Hidan snapped me out of my thoughts again with laughter, "OH FUCKING JASHIN!"

I had no clue why he was laughing but everyone else seemed to know. "What's so funny?" Sasori choked back a laugh, "Is someone getting you excited Olivia?" Seeing I was still confused Itachi pointed, "Please look down at yourself."

I looked down….I WAS HARD! "This thing has a mind of its own!" They howled with laughter and Deidara eyed me hungrily. I just left the room and went back to mine, they can be such jerks. I don't why the thing did that and I don't have a clue how I made it get that way!

I sat in my room for a few minutes and glad that it went soft again. I heard at knock at the door, "Come in." Deidara came in and closed the door back. Did he just lock it? He sat real close to me, "What is it Dei?" "I think you know un." He traced his fingers along the hem of my boxers and tried to glide them down.

I grabbed his hand and scooted away, "No Dei, that's not a good idea!" "Oh, why not un?" He mocked as he shifted closer to me; his eyes were glazed over with lust. "It just…" He crawled on top of me and slowly grinded himself against my pelvic area, "Just…..what un?" I tried to answer but…he teasingly licked my lower lip and sucked on it before he pulled back.

My breathing hitched when he reached between my legs and gently stroked my semi hard cock. "Don't you want me to pleasure you more un?" Once again I couldn't answer. I gasped when I felt a hand tongue slid along my balls and let him slide my boxers off. He kneeled to his knees on the floor and purred, "Mmmm, nice and big un," then engulfed my fully erect cock with his mouth.

"Dei!" I gripped his hair with one hand and the other on the sheets. This felt weird, but good. He flicked his tongue around the head then into the slit, sucking gently, while his hand mouths licked and nibbled on my balls. I whimpered when he sucked harder and faster, trying to keep my hips from bucking up.

There was this strange feeling building up inside me; it had to be my orgasm coming closer. This feels like the first time for me. My mind staggered when he deep throated me and sucked harder that I leaned all the way back on the bed and moaned nosily. He never lost his rhythm and kept deep throating and fondling my balls with that skilled palm.

My hips bucked up uncontrollably and I gripped his hair with both hands. "De..Deidara!" I couldn't hold it back any longer, "Ah..ah..Dei…I'm…c..coming!" I gasped aloud as I released my seed into his mouth. He swallowed in down greedily and continued sucking gently, leaving me whimpering and spasming from my orgasm, "Dei stop!" It was too much for me to handle.

Deidara didn't stop, instead he sucked even harder. "No Deidara!" He forced me into another orgasm, making me cry out in pleasure and pain. He sucked me clean of my cum again and finally stopped his torture. He stared at me with a lustful grin as I laid there recovering from both climaxed with my eyes closed and flushed expression.

He got back on the bed with me and kissed me, "You came like a virgin. Did you enjoy that un?" I took a couple of deep breaths, I did enjoy it I have to say, even though he made me go over my limit, "Yes." He nipped my lip, then earlobe before whispering, "Now you need to return the favor un."

...this is dirtier than I intended, but I like it! What will happen to Deidara now?