Ok, It's probably better not to ask how we came up with this, let's just say we were really bored one night on Forums4Fans. This is what happens when FF Carbies have to be on topic at one in the morning when they want to frenzy. Baaaaaad things. ;) So anyway, enjoy! There's a lot of inside jokes in there that most of you will probably not get. But we thought for the most part, it was kind of stupid and funny, so we're just sharing it.
Written by Chanie, Steph, Raine, Jen.
Chanie - chanie44@hotmail.com
Steph - steph 2816@yahoo.com
Raine - ERfan4Always@aol.com
Jen - jen_is_pondering_again@hotmail.com
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No, no, no, no, no. Steph and Abby are gonna be the pregnant ones. We'll sit outside on the porch with Carter and Mulder drinking beer and making sure no one steals the garbage cans.
Will we swat at any passing bug? And say stuff like "back in the day" and "when I was a kid" a lot?
"Watch out - Mulder burps." Steph says.
"Ha! You threw the frisbee, you lousy kids? It's MINE now!! Don't touch the screen!" Carter screechs at some kids playing on the street.
And Abby waddles out to the porch, "Carter, ya lazy bum! Stop watchin' the trash and drinkin' da beers and go ta work!"
And then, Carter's all like, "Woman, git back in der and make me a sandwich!"
And Abby's all, "Don make me git out the broom!"
Carter gets all agitated and hitches up his overalls (hell, closest thing to suspenders) - "Ab-*by*, that damn kid is lookin at our garbage cans funny!" He waves his hand wildly. "I'll get you, you little bastard!"
"Carter, damn it, that's your own boy!" Abby snaps, putting her hand on her hugely pregnant stomach. "He's *allowed* to steal the cans if he wants 'ta!"
"No one is allowed to steal my garbage cans!" Carter shrieks, and Abby rolls her eyes and goes back in the house.
Carter looks back at the kids in the street. "Did I not make myself clear?" [throws gloves in face] "GIT AWAY FROM THEM TRASH BINS!" He takes his gun from his side and begins to shoot manically in the air.
Carter turns to see Abby in the doorway, sighing. He smiles sheepishly.
"Ready to make that home video now?"
Abby stomps back into the house.
"I'm a guessin' not." Carter say to himself.
Mulder chews on the piece of wheat sticking out of the side of his mouth and comments to Carter, "Gee, gosh, I don blame ya, thems are some mighty fine garbage cans!"
Raine chips in, "If I was ya, I'd be a watchin' those things aroun' the clock!"
Abby leans out the door again, "Carter, I thought I was a tellin' ya before to put some pants on when yur a greetin' company!"
Steph leans out the door after her and goes, "Mulder, I thought I wuz a tellin' ya to put some pants on before a goin' out and meetin' the public!"
Chanie sips on her beer....
Written by Chanie, Steph, Raine, Jen.
Chanie - chanie44@hotmail.com
Steph - steph 2816@yahoo.com
Raine - ERfan4Always@aol.com
Jen - jen_is_pondering_again@hotmail.com
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No, no, no, no, no. Steph and Abby are gonna be the pregnant ones. We'll sit outside on the porch with Carter and Mulder drinking beer and making sure no one steals the garbage cans.
Will we swat at any passing bug? And say stuff like "back in the day" and "when I was a kid" a lot?
"Watch out - Mulder burps." Steph says.
"Ha! You threw the frisbee, you lousy kids? It's MINE now!! Don't touch the screen!" Carter screechs at some kids playing on the street.
And Abby waddles out to the porch, "Carter, ya lazy bum! Stop watchin' the trash and drinkin' da beers and go ta work!"
And then, Carter's all like, "Woman, git back in der and make me a sandwich!"
And Abby's all, "Don make me git out the broom!"
Carter gets all agitated and hitches up his overalls (hell, closest thing to suspenders) - "Ab-*by*, that damn kid is lookin at our garbage cans funny!" He waves his hand wildly. "I'll get you, you little bastard!"
"Carter, damn it, that's your own boy!" Abby snaps, putting her hand on her hugely pregnant stomach. "He's *allowed* to steal the cans if he wants 'ta!"
"No one is allowed to steal my garbage cans!" Carter shrieks, and Abby rolls her eyes and goes back in the house.
Carter looks back at the kids in the street. "Did I not make myself clear?" [throws gloves in face] "GIT AWAY FROM THEM TRASH BINS!" He takes his gun from his side and begins to shoot manically in the air.
Carter turns to see Abby in the doorway, sighing. He smiles sheepishly.
"Ready to make that home video now?"
Abby stomps back into the house.
"I'm a guessin' not." Carter say to himself.
Mulder chews on the piece of wheat sticking out of the side of his mouth and comments to Carter, "Gee, gosh, I don blame ya, thems are some mighty fine garbage cans!"
Raine chips in, "If I was ya, I'd be a watchin' those things aroun' the clock!"
Abby leans out the door again, "Carter, I thought I was a tellin' ya before to put some pants on when yur a greetin' company!"
Steph leans out the door after her and goes, "Mulder, I thought I wuz a tellin' ya to put some pants on before a goin' out and meetin' the public!"
Chanie sips on her beer....