The Chanels and I walked into the head Chanel's room, "Good morning sluts." she says with a smirk. "Good morning Chanel." we all reply. Soon we are all walking down the stairs of her closet picking out a bag for her, "No." she says in a monotone voice to #3, "No." she says to #5, "No." she says to #2, "No." she says to me as I show her a bag. We wait for her as she gets ready in her room, when she walks out we clap. "I'll see you ladies in Bio,I have a colonic at 10." #2 tells us she blows a kiss and walks out. The Chanles and I walk down stairs to see our maid cleaning the bulimia vomit off the floor, "Excuse me White Mammy." Chanel says as we get to the bottom, "You can't call me that." says back to her. "Sorry, I have a question and it's just hypothetical. If I asked you if you knew somthin' about birthin' babies or if you know nothin' about birthin' no babies what would you say." she asks in a southern accent looking down at her. "I would say I don't know." said going back to scrubbing the floor "Don't know..."Chanel says "I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies." she replies giving Chanel the answer she wanted. "Amazing thank you! Oh but still a lot of puke to scrub, let's make that a priority." then we walk down some more stairs going to the front door, "The things you say are hilarious." #3 says "And poniente." I say to Chanel, "Yea you have an amazing skill at telling people what they need to hear." #5 says clearly being a kiss ass, this causes us too turn around "I'm sorry did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a complement up my butt. Nobody likes a suck up Chanel #5." Chanel says as I stand by #3 "Oh, I almost forgot the Dean called she needs too see you right away." says and then Chanel walks out the door.
Chanel #3 and I leave #5 and walk around the campus, she's my BFFUD (Best Friend Forever Until Death) my only real friend in this group #2 being the second, #1 the third, and #5 being the last, we did have a #4 but she got like super sick, I think it was meningitis, and started complaining to Chanel but she couldn't leave, but she went home anyways and then she died. "What do you think their talking about?" I ask her "I don't know but I hope it's good news we can't afford any more bad new about us." she tells me. "Yea maybe it's good. I hope." I say unsure "Let's go to class." she replies linking arms with me. Several hours later we have the rush party, #3 and I are handing out champagne to people "Don't look so excited it's not diet." she says in her usual monotone voice. We pass out 3 drinks until we get too two girls and hand them the trays "Hold these there too heavy." I tell them as #3 and I stand by the girls with our arms linked together, then Gigi Caldwell clinks her fork against her glass "Sisters, official pledges, I have an important announcement to make. Ahh I am bursting like a piece of freshen up. Anyway Dean Munsch and I were talking about how to bring Kappa Kappa Tau into the 21st century, now what's cool these days is a global community free of cliques" she then gets cut off by the Dean "Let's cut to the chase, this year Kappa will be required too accept anyone who wishes to become a pledge." the whole room starts to murmur while I stand there with a shocked look on my face. She then continues "If you're enrolled at this university you are free to become a pledge at Kappa Kappa Tau. The doors are opened to the public." she finishes everyone leaves except three girls my look soon turned worried so did #3 and #5's, "You can't do this!" I say to her outraged, the Dean just scoffs as she finishes her drink then walks away. I run upstairs to Chanel's room entering without knocking she quickly turns around to me hearing the door slam shut "You didn't knock. You know what that means rules are rules even if you are one of my favorites." I then slap myself, "Thank you. Now what is it?"she asks me "You have to come down stairs, now." I tell her. We walk down the stairs "This is a total nightmare. Ugh." #3 says watching us come down the stairs with #5,we then follow Chanel to the misfit girls Neck Brace, Deaf Taylor Swift, Predatory Lez, and two other girls. The door bell then rings "What in fresh hell is this." Chanel says as we all turn our head towards the door, we walk to the door as the Dean opens it to reveal a chubby looking girl with frizzy hair, "Chanel I would like to introduce you to Jennifer." she says putting her arm around the girl "I'm sorry Kappa doesn't participate in the Make a Wish Foundation." Chanel tells the Dean. "Oh but you do now. Jennifer here is a softmore I found her sitting in the library without a friend in the world, when she meets you Chanel. Jennifer here is your new pledge. So why don't you tell Chanel a little bit about interest." then Jennifer smiles "I'm a candle vlogger." she says looking at us. "What the hell is that?" Chanel asks with a confused face, she later finds out I'm guessing by her scream from her room.
The next night #2 told us she found a shrine of Chanel so we all go to her room, "Enter ye who dares." we hear her say so we all walk in "We have some bad news." #2 says, "We found something." I say after her "Number 2 came up to ask if she had a bigger punch bowl and her door was open." #3 says. We than all walk to 's room to show Chanel the horrible shrine "I love a creepy collage." #2 says,we walk down the stairs with an outraged Chanel, "Ok so you all wanna be Kappa's well you're about to learn what being a Kappa is all about." she says while we walk down the stairs to the pledges, "It's about kicking the living crap out of someone who disrespects you. Follow me." she says as we all walk towards the kitchen. "Hey White Mammy, you're about to get your ass handed to you. I was just in your room where I noticed a sizable shrine with burning candles, photo's of me with my face scratched out and 2 pairs of my stolen panties. Care to explain chubby old Nazi." Chanel says. looks at her confused "Chanel I don't know what you're talking about." she tells her, Chanel then continues her rant "Now I know why your food always tastes like it has a little bit of pee in it. You know ladies and I had arranged a little prank where I was gonna dip her fat face in some cold fry oil to scare all you bitches. Well now I propose a change of plans,what do you think how bout I just drown you in it." screams as Chanel runs towards her, grabbing her maids uniform then dunking her head in the boiling oil. We all scream as Chanel continues "Oh my god who turned the fryer on!" she screamed with a scared look on face, when Chanel let go of her lifts her face out of the oil and turns around we scream some more as we see her face, she then pulls at her fried skin then dropping to the floor dead, ending our screams. Chanel pokes at her arm with her foot then turns to look at us "She's dead." then one of the pledges screams at her "Well of course she's dead you just burnt her face off.", "Shut up you don't die from getting your face burnt off!" Chanel screams back at her "Yes you do."another pledge replies with a grossed out look on her face. "She probably had a heart attack."Chanel says trying to convince us, "Oh my god."the blonde pledge says then turning and walking out if the kitchen with Chanel following after her. "Where are you going!" she yelled following her along with the rest of us "To the campus police there's a dead women in the kitchen." she says while walking towards the front door "She was a servant she knew the risks."Chanel told her the pledge then turns around to face Chanel "I'm going to the authorities.", "Oh I'll be sure to tell them how you shoved into the fry oil." Chanel tells her with a dangerous tone. "You did that!" the pledge says with disbelief "That's not how I saw it. Pledges who will back me up on my story if I promise to get you COOL boyfriends?" Chanel asks turning around to look at the rest of the pledges when no one raised their hand she added on "And I'll take you all on my parents jet to Cancun for Spring Break." everyone raised their hand except Zaday, she looked at all of us "All ya'll ratchet.". Chanel turned back to Grace "You're a horrible person." she told Chanel "Maybe, but I'm rich and I'm pretty so it doesn't matter." after that the Chanel's and I wrapped and duct tapped body in some sheets then made the pledges put her in a wagon so we could put her in a freezer. After they put it in there Chanel started talking " Sisters and pledges of Kappa Kappa Tau, we now all share something very precious to me.", "A felony?" Grace asked in a sarcastic tone "A secret. And secrets are the glue that bind sorority sisters together. We will remember this night for the rest of our lives, and until the day we die. We will know that we are the only people that knows what happened in that kitchen, because if any of you ever tell I will make sure that you end up laying right next to in the freezer."she states in a serious tone. "Who wants cocktails!" Chanel says all but Grace and Zayday cheer as we walk from the freezer.
The next night Chanel decided that it would be a good idea if we had a ritual, so the Chanels and I sit in a circle around a candle in the dark. Chanel pricks her finger then begins talking "Kappa sisters someone is screwing with us this blood oath will ensure solidarity among are all related now, let's all touch bloody fingers as I read this oath. 'Hail Odin wise warrior one eyed wanderer tell the scenes your missing eye sees". She then gets cut off by #5 "Wait Odin who? Where did you find that?" Chanel looks at her "I don't know the internet I Googled 'Blood Oath' and this is what came up. 'Norris father you who chooses the slang on this Winter Solstice", "What Solstice? Isn't that Wiccan, what does that mean?" #3 asks "I don't know number 3 I didn't spend a lot of time in the internet looking up different blood oaths. I just need you all too not say anything about what happened and I thought this blood oath was cheaper then buying you all presents." Chanel says getting angry. "Look we're all freaking out okay, so let's just put our fingers together and keep quiet." #2 says wanting to get this over with "Fine." Chanel says handing the needle to #2 "Wait what about STD's? What if one of us has genital warts or chlamydia or something?" I ask "Idiot, you don't get STD's from blood oaths. You get STD's from dirty toilet seats and drinking the water in Mexico." she tells me "Um STD stands for 'sexually transmitted disease'which means that its transmitted sexually." #5 says smartly. "Does it look like the 5 of us are about to have sex right now!?" Chanel yells at her "I have HPV." #3 says quietly next to me "What?" Chanel asks "Yea I got it last summer, it's not a big deal a lot of girls have it I just think I should sit out of the whole blood oath thing." #3 explains which didn't come as a surprise to me I was the first one she called when she found out, "How did you get HPV when were you in Mexico?" Chanel asks once again making #3 and I's eyes squint "I can't do this." #2 says getting up from the circle "Oh god, fine you know what forget the blood oath every time I try too plan something you dumb bitches ruin it." Chanel says looking at us. "I can't stay silent, somebody murdered and I wanna be a network newscaster. I'm calling my mom and I'm going home." she takes off her cloak and leaves the room.
#3, #5 and I go too check on #2 when we found her dead laying in front of her computer so we screamed and Chanel walked in, "Ok let's just all calm down clearly did this." she insisted "That seems like an insane conclusion to jump to." #3 told her. Chanel paced around while talking " is back from the dead and getting revenge by killing us one at a time." she sighed then continued "Wait a minute, this is great this is amazing." I looked away from the dead body of my friend to Chanel "How is this amazing?" I asked her "If is still alive that proves I didn't kill her, now I won't be prosecuted for murder and I can stay popular and I can stay on my proper career track and Chad Radwell won't break up with me.", "Ok well then there's no reason we shouldn't call the police." #3 said getting out her phone only for Chanel to grab it out of her hands and throwing it on the bed"Are you kidding me number 3 what are we gonna tell them? That we burned 's face off, thought she was dead hid the body and it came back to life and stabbed Chanel #2 while we were all in the house? Their never gonna believe that, that's an insane story.", "That is insane." #5 said quietly but #3 and I turned our heads to look at her "If we can't prove what happened then we need to keep the body here." Chanel told us "We can't just leave her here she was our friend." I tell her Chanel looked down at #2's body "Meh.". The door bell rang and we all turned towards the hall "Ladies that's the door, Hell week begins now." #3 told us then we all left and walked down stairs to see the pledges, "Good evening idiot hookers, I'm very happy to welcome you to Hell Week here at Kappa house." Chanel said greeting them then Hester clapped after Chanel finished, "Could you speak up please I'm having trouble hearing you." Tiffany asked Chanel "I said "Welcome to Hell Week!" she repeated in a louder tone "When you stupid dugongs fist waltzed through that door I could tell that you thought you were gonna have it easy. Well, let me relive you of that misconception because you're about too get hazed hared that a suburban banquet hall during bat mitzvah season.". Grace then decided to speak up "I'm not gonna let you haze any of these girls." Zayday stood up along with Grace "And I will litigate." she said "There's gonna be a new Kappa house on this campus and it starts with us." "Hmm." Zayday said after Grace, "It's going to be a sorority about empowerment, sisterhood and respect." Grace continued "That sounds terrible." the lesbian pledge said after Grace finished, "Ok Pissy Spacek, you and I have a few differences we need to iron out. What do you say to a little coffee klatch? We can talk it over. Number 6 your in charge." Chanel finished walking out Zayday whispered something to her and Grace whispered back then walked out then I smirked at the girls. After #2 and 5 buried the pledges neck down in the ground we all stood on the stairs in the backyard looking at them, "The Sexy Gohper Whore Head challenge is one of Kappa house's oldest hazing traditions." I told them "You gals are gonna stay here overnight getting to know each other and trying to keep the ants from crawling up your noses, while the Chanels and I go get banana daiquiris at the White Stallion." #5 said after them "Good night ladies." I said with a fake smile on my face then walking off with #3 and 5.
The next morning Tiffany was pronounced dead in our backyard with her head mowed off. The Dean stood in our living room with Gigi and a detective, "Girls he's here investigating the beheading that happened in your garden last night. Where is and Chanel #2?" she asked us "It is pretty suspicious that they're not here."Chanel told her "Well as far as I'm concerned all of you are suspects. It was only a matter of time before things got out of hand at the sorority and someone got killed." the Dean told us "We don't want any of you leaving campus until we get to talk to all of you,get a better sense of what happened." the detective said to us making me look at #3 who I was sitting next to. "Y-You can't keep us prisoner here." Grace told them "No he can't,but none of you are excused to leave. So if you do you will be graded on every missing test and class assignment and this investigation could take weeks,which means it's most likely that you will fail out of college." the Dean said clearly blackmailing us, "Wh-Gigi you can't let her do this." Grace said looking at her "If someone is targeting you they're gonna find you wherever you are. You know and at least if you're here you can keep an eye out for each other. We can make it fun,huh? Like a Friends episode, but someone's ,you know...trying to murder all the friends." Gigi finished. "Good. Then it's decided. Detective there's a sushi bar that I love." the Dean said walking off with the detective. Grace stood up "You guys Gigi is right,we have to move into the house. It's the only way we can look after one another." then #5 started freaking out "That's insane ok?Pledges cannot move into the house.", "The risks are real but we need to close ranks. If any of you pledges die while protecting a sister you're allowed to skip the rest of Hell Week. And I'm gonna hire security. " Chanel told the pledges causing the lesbian to turn around "I don't feel comfortable with a man protecting me. It's representative of the patriarchal post-colonial culture that encourages violence against women." Chanel rubbed her temples then Gigi started talking "Always saying what everyone is thinking. Ladies..I got this ok? I got it."
The Chanels and I were back in Chanel #2's room "We need to get rid of the body before the new security guard finds it. Ideas. Go." she told us "We buy a pig and feed it the body. Pigs will eat anything." #5 says which causes Chanel to look at her crazy "Oh yea number 5, let's just mosey on down to the hog district and bring home a 400 pound sow. That's not conspicuous at all.", "My uncle owns a dairy farm in Wisconsin, and they have these poop lagoons. They're like ten feet deep and in the winter they freeze over. And my uncle told me, my sister and number 6 once like, "Don't go skating on those poop lagoons because if you fall in you'll drown in the poop and come springtime, there'll be nothing left of your body." #3 finished "Do you, your sister and number 6 have some form of intellectual disability? Because if I encountered a lake of frozen poo, literally the last question I would ask is: can we ice skate on this?" Chanel finished and #3 locked arms with me. "I know what you should do ." we hear when we turn around we see Hester "This isn't what it looks like." Chanel tried to convince her "She's asleep. Chanel #2 is asleep." I say looking at the body then at Hester "Don't worry, we're sisters. I won't tell anyone." she whispered the last part then moved into the room towards the body "When I was six years old my father died,and my mother made me kiss the body at his funeral. Ever since then, I've been obsessed with death." she then bent in front of the body "Here's what you should do. Pulverize her teeth, burn off her finger tips and disfigure her face. Once her body is unrecognizable we can create an incision on her inner thigh and drain out all of her bottley fluids. That'll give us more time to deconstruct the body." she explained and I was honestly disgusted "Ew! What?!" Chanel said disgusted "Because truly grinding down a body takes a lot of work. You need a really good food processor, and you run the risk of fouling the plumbing, which is why you should only do it if you know how to clean out meat and bones from a drain pipe. Each of these plans has its drawbacks, but don't worry. I'm willing to help in any way possible." Hester explained getting up from the body and walked in front of us. "You're obviously a psychopath and those ideas are insane! So no we won't be putting her in a food processor or boning her like an enormous chicken. We're gonna put her in the meat locker for now and revisit the question when I'm not totally grossed out by you and feel like I'm gonna barf. Ok. Grab the duvet and wrap her up." Chanel tells us. We set the body down once we get into the meat locker "We should touch her. If we touch her she won't hurt our dreams." Hester tells us "Wait why would she haunt our dreams?" #3 asks her grabbing on to my arm "And if her eyes are open she'll take one of us with her." Hester says gain "Take with her? What the hell are you taking about?Why are you trying to terrify us?" Chanel says again "Can I call you mom?" Hester ask Chanel "What?" Chanel said "Please? I feel so loved by all of you." Hester then tries to grab #5's necklace only for her to pull away "Wait, you want to call all of us mom? That's insane." Chanel said "And super confusing" #5 tells her "Actually its a new pop culture trend where young women desperately in need of role models, so they call other girls they look up to Mom." #3 tells them "Lorde's fans call her mom." I tell them also. "I thought you'd be cool with it I mean, I did just give you several ways to dispose of a body." Chanel finally getting tired of it says "Fine ok you can call us mom. Let's just lock the body and forget any of this ever happened." Chanel starts walking out of the meat locker "Wait, mom. We shouldn't lock her in here. If we do her soul will be able to escape and then it'll follow us around." Hester calls out, Chanel was getting fed up "Ok fine, just stop talking. You are so friggin' creepy!" Chanel tells her we then all walk out of the freezer and Chanel closes the door.
The Chanels and I sat in the living room as Gigi and some officer talked to us "Ladies this is Officer Hempville. Officer we are so happy ..." then Chanel cut her off "Excuse me, where did you find her?" Gigi looked at the officer then back at us "Well, I knew we needed a top notch security company so I let my fingers do the walkin'. I checked the Yellow Pages." we looked at her confused "What's that?" #3 asked her "Officer we're terrified. Ok? Someone just mowed off a deaf girls head in our backyard." #5 told her "Well ladies you have nothing to be afraid of so long as I'm around. Though-though technically I'm not a police officer. I mean, as you see I'm not licensed to carry a sidearm. I am employed by Secure Enforcement Solutions, which is a private contractor hired to work in tandem with campus security." Officer Hempville explained. I looked at her "Wait so you don't have a gun?" I asked her "No I do not. But I do have... a nightstick ok? I have pepper spray. And I have a walkie talkie that I can use to call the police,who do have guns." she told me "What good are you? We can call the police ourselves." Chanel told her "Well with Denise Hempville on the scene you're not gonna have to. Now i-if there is a killer on this campus Denise Hempville's gonna make damn sure that everybody in Kappa House is safe and sound until that killer is brought to justice." she explained to us "How?" #3 and I ask "I'm glad you asked. With the Secure Enforcement Solutions three step program. Right step one, if you are in danger scream Denise Hempville's name real loud and I will be on the premises at all times and I will come a-runnin'. Now let's just say you screamed Denise Hempville's name and I do not come a-runnin' that means I am not on the premises. Ok? In that case proceed to step two, call 1-866-KLJ-0199 ok? I will be notified immediately and come a-runnin'." we all just looked at her "Wait sorry what..." Gigi said interrupting her "Yeah hold on. Now if-if any of you can't get through to the 866 number because of the long wait times and such, then what you're gonna want to do is proceed to step three. Get the hell of out of there run away, real fast." she finished. We all looked at her in disbelief "Are you serious?" I asked her "Yeah run away, get out of there, scram! Ok? And when you get to a place that is deemed by you to be safe, call 1-866-KLJ-0199. All right? Now I would give you my number but my cell phone is off right now, but if you call the 866 number..boom on the walkie they can always get me. We need to go over the steps again?" she asked us.
The pledges were cleaning the floors with Barbie toothbrushes while we watched drinking cocktails when Chanel cleared her throat stopping in front of Zayday, "Zayday must I remind you that this is Hell Week, which is the time to prove you're worthy of being in this house." she told her then kicking Zayday's bucket "There's not enough soap in your bucket. Can't get the floors clean without suds.". Then Zayday looked up at her "If you want the place clean maybe you shouldn't have burned the maids face off." she told Chanel "You have no proof of that." Chanel told her Grace decided to speak up "I will go get more soap." she got up from the floor "You should probably bring a flashlight." #3 told her then Grace pushed her way past #5 and left the room. A couple minutes later Grace didn't come back so #5 went down to get her, when they came back up Grace gave the soap to Zayday then the pledges finished the floors, that night #3 slept in my room telling me that she was scared.
We were at Coffee Klatch drinking our coffee the next morning talking about more hazes to do "What if we stapled their earlobes?" #3 said to Chanel "No. Too easy. I only wanna haze the pledges if we're gonna haze them in a fresh, exciting way." Chanel told her when I noticed Boone come up to our table, "Chanel, can I talk to you? In private." he asked her "Private like the parts of a man that you like putting in your mouth?" she told him making #3, 5 and I laugh. "Okay fine. Here goes. I know you're gonna destroy my reputation on campus by telling people I'm a secret gay." he said to her making her "Mm." in reply "And I'm gonna get kicked out of the Dollar Scholars House with nowhere to live because the world of golf doesn't really dig on gay dudes as a rule." #3 looks up at him bored "You've been talking for a while." he looks at her then back to Chanel "I want to publicly come out a gay on my own. And then join Kappa." which causes #5 to scoff "I mean, you guys have to accept everybody right?" he said hopeful. "No .No we don't have to accept gay dudes." #5 cut in "I actually think that's illegal." I tell her "No. We're doing it." Chanel said with an idea "What?! Chanel... Chanel that's crazy" #5 tells her "I am a future network news anchor that involves a little thing called the media, which is like chock-full of gays. If I presided over the first sorority ever to accept a gay imagine how far that would get me with my future gay makeup person, my gay wardrobe person not to mention my creepy, gross, gay viewers and weird, gay higher-ups." Chanel told us already in full plan mode, but #5 was freaking out for some weird reason "No, no. No way this isn't happening. Chanel you are not thinking clearly okay? Accepting a gay will hurt the house, and he's gonna steal all of our expensive makeup and toiletries. Boone, Chanel is my best friend and if you choose to bring shame on her and Kappa House, I will come after you do you understand that? I will destroy you." #5 told him shoving him slightly "I trust you'll consider my offer." Boone told Chanel then walking away, Chanel looked at #5 like she was crazy as she sat down then we all went back to drinking our coffee. Later Chanel was writing on the pledges half naked bodies "Whoa what do we have here? Look Chanels. Someone's got a poo belly." Chanel said writing poo on Hester's stomach then a timer dings making #3 and I get up going to the kitchen to get the shots "Time for another mayonnaise shot ladies." after we got them ready we came out with a tray "Hello hood rat, sweet Yeezus, I don't even know where to begin with you." Chanel told Zayday "Bitch, I'm about to smack you so hard your tampon's gonna pop out." Zayday told her with attitude. Chanel then started writing on her but then stopped "Oh. Hold on. Number 5 then pledges are yours. I'm gonna go to my room for a sec to fetch some white eyeliner so I can write legibly here on Zayday." she laughs then walks upstairs "Cheers ladies." #5 said while we picked up our drinks, clinked our three glasses together then watch the pledges drink the mayonnaise. A few minutes later a scream was heard coming from Chanel "He was there, he was in my room!" she said scared as we ran up the stairs along with Hempville "What's going on? I heard screaming." she asked Chanel "A Red Devil! A guy in a Red Devil costume attacked me! I was just looking for white eyeliner so I could draw on Zayday when all of the sudden, there he was trying to push me out a window." she explained to us. "So you think the killer is still up there?" Hempville asked her pointing upstairs "Yes!" Chanel replied hysterically "Okay well then let's go." #5 said heading up the stairs with us following "Go where?!" Hempville asked "Upstairs to get the killer before he gets away!" #5 told her "Ah nah! Nah! Nah! Hell nah! You just said that you think the killer is up there, and that's where you wanna go? That's insane! What you need to do is run out this door." Hempville told us "Denise we're going upstairs." #3 told her "Come on." I said after her as we headed up the stairs except Denise "You dumb girls are so stupid! Y'all gonna get yourselves killed!" she yelled after us. As we went down the hallway towards Chanel's room the Grace grabbed a chair, Hester grabbed a top from a glass container and Zayday grabbed a vase with white roses in them when we got in the room we all screamed not to find the Red Devil but writing on the wall in blood we all looked around to see if the Red Devil was still there "Closets clear" the lesbian pledge told us "There's no one here." Hester said terrified "This is frekin' terrifying!" Chanel said waving her arms around looking around the room.
Later after the terrifying indecent Chanel went back to hazing the girls, "Congratulations stupid hippos, if you make it through this banquet of delicious Oriental foods, you are officially done with Hell Week. Maybe. And now let us all sip from this communal bowl of Chinese lemon soup. De-licious." Chanel said to the girls while I held the bowl while she dipped her fingers in it then I handed it to #3 then sitting down at the table " Hold on y'all that's not soup. I just saw you wash your hands with that." Zayday told the pledges "Zayday is correct. I just used that finger bowl to wash my hands,something I didn't do all day, despite having dropped turdlets off at the pool twice." Chanel told them "This is insane. We are not drinking your filthy hand water Chanel." Grace said speaking up "I will. I will drink the soup Chanel. I will. I will drink it all." Hester said causing #3 hand her the bowl then drinking it all while #3 sat by me "Can we stop with the gross weird hazing for a second and talk about what I thought we were sitting down here to talk about? That there's a serial killer on campus and we need to figure out who it is. Chanel we all actually saw you kill remember? So right now you're my prime suspect." Zayday told her "Yes okay I burned her slightly but stop saying that I killed her. I wish I had, because now she's walking the Earth with a burnt-off face murdering people. is obviously the killer!" Chanel told us. Zayday flipped her hair "Well, did maim and viciously disfigure Melanie Dorkess last year?" she asked her causing the whole table to look at Chanel who was shaking with anger then stood up "How dare you, that was a tragic accident. I am a kind and devoted and loving friend to all. I'm not some crazed psychopath. If anyone here is a psychopath its Neckbrace." she said pointing at Hester "Oh my god thank you." she said back to her then Chanel sat back down "What's your alibi, Grace huh? Maybe you're the killer." then Hester looked at Grace "Yeah where were you when Deaf Taylor Swift had her head mowed off?" Grace looked back at Chanel "Well you weren't there either Chanel." Chanel slammed her hands on the table causing us to jump slightly "Enough! I will not be put on trial. The truth is we don't know who the killer is, and yes I suppose it could be someone in this room. Now call me old fashioned but I choose to believe that we are sisters, who are in this together, bound by a sisterly duty to protect one another and to protect the proud traditions of Kappa House. Now can we please get back to drinking my pooey hand water?" Chanel said to us slightly calming down, then Chad walked in "Everybody listen up. Chad has something to say" he said with Denise running in after him Chanel stood up "Chad!" she said. Denise was panting in the background trying to catch her breath "Hold on everybody, listen...listen up to me first. Whew, sorry" she said to Chad which he replied with "Take your time." she was still catching her breath "You wanna go first?" she asked him he looked down at her "Not now. Just do your thing." "Okay." she responded "My friend Shondell was murdered last night. The killer stabbed her right in the face. Denise Hempville freaked out, nobody came a-runnin'. So I grabbed Shondell, and I pushed her right out of that car. I drove away real scared, and now the body is missing." she finished "What?" Grace said "Right!" Denise replied "Wow." Grace said back. Then Chad put his hand up "Look uh, Chanel... look ever since I broke up with you I..I banged like 50 chicks. Also, my best friend Boone... ooh, he is dead." Chad said tearing up,Chanel sat down and I stared at #5 thinking that she had something to do with Boone. After everyone went to bed I snuck out of the house and headed to Chad's fraternity to see my boyfriend, but on the way I saw someone that looked like Boone but then he disappeared before I could follow him so I quickly walked away and towards the Frat house.