"What!?!" Mistoffelees screamed; he couldn't believe Munkstrap was telling him this.

"You heard me. Alonzo and Rumpleteazer fight to often. It's time they got along.."

Mistoffelees stared at the ground, unsure of what to think.

"Well......Isn't his a little harsh!?!" he cried.

Munk shook his head.

Misto sighed.

"I guess I have to.."

Munk smiled evily.

"Good boy," Munk said, before leaving Misto to his magic.


Rumpleteazer walked outside of the Junkyard; Misto had asked her to meet him in a field two miles away.

What does he want? she thought, curious.

She was walking, when she thought she heard a tom scream, and her eyes widened.

Who was that? she thought...


Teazer woke up hours later, a strange feeling coming over her.

She remebered meeting Misto, and him saying 'Sorry,' then it was lights out.

Teazer stood up, feeling much taller, but fell down.

Teazer shook her head to get the pain out of her head, when something long flashed in front of her face.

It was like long, orange fur.

Odd, Teazer thought, and felt her head-fur.

It wasn't furry.

It felt like...like...

Human hair.....

Teazer screamed when she realized what Misto did; he had turned her into a human.

She looked around, ready to strangle the strange tom, when she found a note.

Dear Rumpleteazer,

It has been called to my attention that you and Alonzo fight often. This makes me nervous. I hereby announce tat you shall stay human for two months, along with Alonzo. The two months begins once you find him. You cannot act like yourself; and do try to get rid of that accent. Your human name shall be Roxie, sinse Rumpleteazer would give it away. Now, I suggest that you go find him, make up, and get this over with......I'd like my second-in-command back.

-Munkustrap

Teazer ripped the note up.

"Get rid of my accent, that I can do....Make up with Lonzy...No!"


Alonzo, on the other hand, was quite happy with himself.

"A human......this is great! I bet I'll find Teaze, and then........then..."

Alonzo became suddenly dicouraged.

"Teazer......the hardest queen to get in the Junkyard......She wouldn't dare make up with me.....No...I'll have to charm her into it........That'll be easy.."

You see Alonzo always teased Teazer, who took it the wrong way.

Teazer thought he hated her, when, actually, it was the opposite.

He loved her.

It was sweet, actually, until Teazer would punch him for teasing her.

"I only said the truth.......she does want me!"

Actually, Alonzo didn't belive a word he'd just said.

Teazer would never like him; he could onyl get the easy, slutty queens, not the cheeky queen he wanted.

Some days, the days the everyone else considered Alonzo's 'sick days,' he would get so sad that he would lock himself in his room.

She'll never know how much I love her...

Alonzo was known for his smooth way with queens...well....the queen on one side of his spectrum.

He had two spectrum sides: one that was more like Tugger, and one that was more like Tumble; flirtation and devotion.

But he couldn't think of that right now; he had to find Teazer first.....

A/N- Ok, this was the Prolouge.....the next time you read this, Teazer and Alonzo will be at a boarding school.....