Bat-Tent
AN: Jason, Tim, and Dick go hiking and have some confusion over their gear. Enough said.
"I don't know about you, but I'm lost."
"Nice work Dick."
"I take it that was sarcasm?"
"No, I'm thrilled that you get us lost up in some god forsaken forest."
"Shut up Jason."
"Both of you, can it! It's getting dark, so let's find somewhere to camp. Keep checking for cellphone reception."
"Yes your all knowing majesty. Why did I agree to come on this trip?"
"To remind Bruce that we can't stand one another?"
"Touche."
"Again, both of you shut up. Let's camp here."
"Fine. What do we sleep in, a Bat-Tent?"
"Do we even have a Bat-Tent?"
"Not that I know of."
"If you're quite finished, would you two idiots mind helping me set up the Bat-Tent?"
"Hey, I came before you!"
"Yes, but you quit. I haven't."
"Wait, why the hell do we have a Bat-Tent?"
"Because Bruce is paranoid?"
"Then why'd he send us hiking if he's so paranoid?"
"Because he knew we had a Bat-Tent."
"I hate you some days Tim. Really I do."
"For once I agree."
"Shut up Jason."