I've been watching Aqua Teen forever, and I decided to FINALLY make a Aqua Teen fan-fic. Shouldn't be very long though....
"Steve! Get in here!"
"Yeah?"
Somehow, a giant brain leech was lodged onto Dr. Weird's head, and saliva was slowly dripping down the doctor's head.
"GET THIS ****ING THING OFF MY ****ING HEAD!"
"So what the hell you think it is?" Meatwad asked Shake as they stood outside, looking at a giant meteor that was leaking green fluid.
"How the hell should I know? Maybe it's from Mars....Or from one of the Mooninites' asses..." Shake responded in a confused tone. Carl then opened the door to his house, and saw the two on his yards.
"Hey, soda cup and meatball, GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY!" Carl yelled over to them.
"...We have names you know." Shake replied.
"I don't care if your names are Cockass and ****head, JUST GET THE **** OFF!" Carl yelled.
"Alright...Meatwad, grab the other end of this ball of crap. I want to look at it, then poop on it, and then look at it again." Shake commanded eagerly. It took Meatwad about 4 seconds to even use his limp muscles, and nothig happened.
"Man, I can't lift this damn thing." Meatwad muttered. Shake's eyes blew open and he became shocked.
"What?! I thought I put you on that excercise program? That thing.....Was guranteed to make you a freaking muscle man." Shake said angrily. Meatwad groaned angrily.
"That program was full of more **** than that stupid reality show I watched." Meatwad cursed. Shake attempted to lift the meteor, and started panting for breath.
"Hey, what the HELL DID I JUST SAY?! GET OFF MY DAMN PROPERTY!" Carl yelled at the two fast food items.
"Carl, you got a pair of plyers or somethin'?" Master Shake asked as he still tryed to lift the meteorite.
"Yeah, I got plyers, and they're ganna be SHOVED UP YOUR ASS!" Carl exclaimed back over at Shake.
"Okay, thanks Carl! Wonder if Frylock still has that number for the flatbed service." Shake said as he shuffled over to their house.
"Shake, why do you need a flatbed truck?" Frylock asked surprised at Shake's request.
"Listen, there's a item of huge importance on Carl's lawn. If we can just get the freakin' flatbed truck-"
"Shake, just go find something else to do then intrude on Carl's property." Frylock said annoyed. Shake shuffled over to the door, opened it, and yelled over to Carl's yard.
"Okay Meatwad, just knock on his door and ask him if we can use his truck!" Shake yelled.
"Okay!" Meatwad called back.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!!" Carl's yell echoed through the neighborhood. Shake closed the door as Frylock came over.
"What's Meatwad doing at Carl's?" Frylock asked Shake suspiciously.
"Nothing. I just told him to go over and ask him to use his truck."
A blast then echoed through the neighborhood, which caused Shake to jump.
"What the hell was that?" Frylock asked as he walked over to the door. Shake then tackled Frylock to the ground.
"You cannot go out there! If you do....You die!" Shake exclaimed.
"Shake, what the hell is going on?" Frylock asked in a frustrated tone.
"I told you.....Nothing!" Shake replied assuringly. There was then a knock at the door. Shake then jumped back up and opened the door.
"Hey, do I need to go to the hospital?" Meatwad asked, who now had a huge chunk of his head blown off.
".......Should I call now?" Shake asked as blood dripped off Meatwad's head.
"......Yeah I'm pretty sure you should call now..."
A/N: Yeah, not my best work, but at least I can say I made an ATHF fic now...
PLEASE REVIEW......If you want to.....