Vehicons the cannon fodder... and so much fun to write little adventures about X-D this randomly started when I was thinking about split spark twins I was reading a couple different fan fictions that's expressed the idea that the vehicons were clones, also somewhere split spark cloning was mentioned one thing led to another I ended up modifying my "in progress" OC Apex into A-93-X (originally a seeker) I made him a carformer vehicon ((these are just little adventures about the vehicons, my main vehicon story on A-93-X will be written and these will correspond with the story but will not be required to read to understand main story))

And now... the beginning

*wirrrrrrrr*

Onlining... system startup initiated...

*Wiiiiirrrrrrrr bzzzt click*

A command screen came into view

Cloning group: A

Group identification: 1993

Designation: *BZZZZTTTTT* XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX *error*

WARNING...WARNING...SYTEM MALFUNCTION

Reboot?

Yes/no

"Yes?"

System reboot initiated... *wirrrrrrrr shhhhhhhhhh*

O*o*o*o*o*o*o*O

"Alright doc bot let's see how this batch comes out" breakdown was standing at the command modular in the science wing of the Nemesis awaiting instruction

50 new clones were ready to be animated Group E the 15 jetformers, Group D the 15 miner class vehicons to replace the ones lost in the mining explosion, Group C the 5 Truckformers to replace the ones also lost in the mining explosion, Group B the 5 tanks for reasons unknown other than Megatron insisted on it, and Group A the 10 new carformers.

*sigh* "let's get on with it and hope Group A doesn't malfunction... like the last time" Knockout fiddled with the data pad he was holding "That ST3-V3 vehicon is an exemplary model but all his counterparts malfunction... and horribly malfunction at that... last time my paint got charred" Knockout winced at the memory

"Yea or the time before when I had to spend 3 jours prying out the shrapnel from your chaises when the containment pod of one exploded... although I think it was because of the vehicon that was assisting us at the time... 8o-0M I believe he was designated" breakdown puzzled at this for a moment before shrugging it off, Knockouts optics dilated then twitched as the image of an exploding chain reaction of containment pods popped into his CPU

*grumble* "never let an incompetent vehicon near such overly complicated machinery as a clone containment pod" Knockout sneered and glanced at the datapad then at the monitor he was standing at

"Alright Breakdown all statistics are at optimal level for the procedure" knockout glanced at his partner

"Say it doc bot..." breakdown smirked

"No..."

"Say it"

"I said no"

"Not doing it till u say it"

Knockout glared at breakdown for a few nanoclicks *sigh* "fine"

"BREAKDOWN... PULL THE SWITCH" knockout bellowed

Breakdown laughed insanely "yessss masssster" and flipped the switch on the control panel

All was going smoothly the clone containment pods opened and revealed the soon to be animate vehicons they all started up with a *wirrr* and their visors lit up... then it happened... the vehicons in group A went haywire the all stumbled out clenching their helms and falling onto one another as they tripped over their pedes. They spazzed as a group on the floor while a visible electrical serge flowed through them... then they stopped moving. This all happened in mere nanoclicks Leaving Knockout and Breakdown gapping at the sight

"Well at least they didn't explode" Breakdown blurted out cheerily after recovering from the initial shock

So what do you think? Did u get my little joke on the Vehicon name who was assisting Knockout and Breakdown on a previous cloning task? X-D