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Summary: Ibiki and female Naruto have drunk sex together. And female Naruto ends up pregnant with twelve kids and Ibiki is the father.

"Kyuubi speaking"

'Kyuubi thinking'

"People talking"

'People thinking'

"Naruto talking to Kyuubi in her mind"

The Day After

Ibiki thrusted into Mikomi one last time before releasing his seed into her tight ass pussy. Then Ibiki pulled himself out of Mikomi and lay next to her, falling asleep instantly. The next day, Mikomi woke up with her head pounding, all of her body sore, and her head resting on something firm yet soft.

'What happened last night?' Mikomi thought, sitting up and clutching the blanket around her chest.

"I can tell you kit." Kyuubi replied

"Well, what the hell are you waiting for? Christmas! Tell me now!" Mikomi said

"You got drunk and you had sex. Also, you got pregnant from last night activities." Kyuubi replied

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Mikomi screamed

"Quiet woman I'm trying to sleep." Ibiki stated

"Get your lazy ass up asshole. A certain friend of mine just gave me some interesting news that involves you and me." Mikomi replied, Ibiki groaned and woke up.

"What news is that? And isn't it too early to be up?" Ibiki asked, sitting up and letting the blankets slip off is chest, giving Mikomi a nice view of rock hard abs.

"What do you remember from last night?" Mikomi asked, slightly drooling.

"Let me see, I got drunk and had to take you home and OH SHIT." Ibiki answered

"Oh shit indeed. My friend just told me I was pregnant. And I am pretty damn sure that the kid is yours." Mikomi said

"Try kits, kit." Kyuubi said

"What???" Mikomi replied

"You are having more than one." Kyuubi said

"That is just peachy." Mikomi grumbled

"What is 'just peachy'?" Ibiki asked becoming nervous to know the answer.

"Well congratulations, Mr. Fuck my brains out. I am having more than one kid." Mikomi replied and with that said, Ibiki promptly fainted. When Ibiki finally awoke, he shook his head to clear it.

"For a second I thought you said you were having more than one child. Was it a dream?" Ibiki stated

"No it is not a dream and what I said was true. You can ask the Kyuubi yourself if you don't believe me." Mikomi replied

"No, I believe you. Why don't we ask Tsunade to check you out to find out for sure?" Ibiki asked

"One, we just had sex last night so it is still too early to tell right now. And two, what do you think Tsunade will do to you when she finds out that you got me pregnant." Mikomi replied

"Good point. But how does Kyuubi already know?" Ibiki asked

"He heals my body so it is his job to know what happened to me." Mikomi replied

"So, what now?" Ibiki asked

"I don't know. I am fifteen years old and pregnant. And I don't think I could raise the babies by myself." Mikomi replied

"Then let us get married." Ibiki stated

"Ibiki, how is that going to solve this problem." Mikomi replied

"Well, since I helped cause this problem. I'd figured the least I could do was take responsibility for my actions like a man." Ibiki answered

"So, for now we will keep this a secret between you and me." Mikomi said

"If it is for the best, then yes. Let us keep it a secret." Ibiki said, and with that said, they lay back down on the bed and went back to sleep.

Author's note: Sorry for the cussing and the weird pairing. Please Read and review.