Ask the Ninja
Naruto
Sakura
Sasuke
Hi! This is Neptune Sea, and I have asked Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke to do an advice column for me.
oh and before i forget I must give credit to that anime girl for giving me almost every idea that i put into this advice colome. Thanx that anime girl!
Hey I thought you said that this was our advice column!
Hmm, I don't recall. Watever. This is going to be short because I don't have many questions.
Dear Naruto,
Maybe you can help me. I'm having a little boy trouble. I've been invited to live with my schoolmates ever since my mom died and I'm close friends with both of them. The problem is they cant let other girls get too close to them or-- wait, I shouldn't say. But it is something very strange. The other problem is that they are both... somewhat attractive. I think one of them even has their own fan-club. What can I do?
-"Theresa"
Dear "Theresa",
First things first. Are you talking about a little boy or a little problem about a boy? Do you know that you really are clueless? She means it is a problem about some boys. Ohhhhh. Ok so just make a deal with them. You know like I'll watch your back if you'll watch mine. It is as simple as that.
-Naruto
Dear Everyone,
My brother is a pain in the butt. Also I wanted to know if Naruto and Sasuke really sing like you do in a music video I saw it on The music video was called Ninja of the Night. So can you? Also what should I do to keep my brother in check? Help me please!
-brother trouble128
Dear Brother trouble,
I think you should just talk it out. No no no. That is the last thing you should do! You should do what Sakura told you to do. There is no use in doing something that will get you into trouble. No! You should stand up for yourself! I think that that is the right thing to do. Oh and about that music video, I've seen it. We... He can sing. I can't. Well maybe you just don't want to. I'll tell you what I want to... Break it up! Well brother trouble I hope that this answered your question. See ya soon.
Dear Naruto,
My sister is a pain in the butt! She wrestled me over a stupid lolly-pop. I think that she needs mental help and I need physical help. What should I do?
-sister hater 35
Dear sister hater,
By any chance would you happen to be related to brother trouble? What ever. This is what you have to do. Play pranks, and lots of them. Ok now you're informed on what to do.
-Naruto
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