Cinema Snob & Sasquatch
They had finished watching and reviewing a week's worth of bad Bigfoot movies. Now alone amongst empty DVD cases and half a bowl of cold popcorn, Cinema Snob and Sasquatch snuggled.
"Here I am, a pretentious snob set out to destroy all bad Bigfoot movies, and I end up with the real deal in my arms!" said Snob, trying to hide a smile underneath pretend grumpiness.
"You never know where you'll find love", said the Sasquatch beaming from ear to ear.
They snuggled closer and, while a muted Boggy Creek played in front of them, they kissed.
Snob turned off the TV and then the lights. He grabbed one of Sasquatch's hands and led him to his bedroom. Tonight would not a night of reviewing, but instead would be a night of sweet Bigfoot passion.