I Could Neurotoxin That

by Floof The Fabulous

A parody of "I Could Pee on This (And Other Poems by Cats) by Francesco Marciuliano, done in the style of Portal characters we all know and love. Because we all know cats love to sit and judge us just like GLaDOS does ;P

1. I Could Neurotoxin That

A.N. This is a series of poems parodied off of the book "I Could Pee on This (and other poems by cats)" by Francesco Marciuliano. It occurred to me how much GLaDOS, in particular, is just like a cat, and I just had to do this. Other Portal characters will be contributing to the collection as well, so enjoy and I hope you get a laugh out of this :3

I Could Neurotoxin That

-GLaDOS

Her new jumpsuit doesn't smell of me

I could neurotoxin that

She's gone out for the day and

left her ASHPD on the counter

I could neurotoxin that

Her new boyfriend just pushed

my head away

I could neurotoxin him

She's ignoring me ignoring her

I could neurotoxin this whole facility

She's making up for it by running some tests

I could neurotoxin that

I could neurotoxin that