Hey people, this is just a oneshot that popped into my head, funnily enough in the middle of an exam... hey, i was in a weird mood. anyway, it's just for fun. it's a bit cracky, but oh well!
Dislaimer: It is frustating but no matter how many times i send JKR an owl asking for the rights, she never replys. I know that this means that i dont have the rights. and it's depressing. This means that, (dont make me say it. please. oh okay. fine!) I OWN NOTHING!
Harry awoke to the sound of angry tapping at his window. what was so urgent that someone felt that they needed to owl him in the middle of the night? He walked over and opened the window, letting the large barn owl in. The letter it carried had the ministrys seal on it.
His curiosity getting the better of himself, harry opened the letter
Harry James Potter,
The ministry has recently come across some information regarding your heritage. You are required at the ministry to discuss the matter. This letter is a portkey and will activate on your finnishing of this letter.
Kingsley Shacklebolt
minister of magic.
Harry stared at the letter in shock. His heritage? He didn't have a heritage that he knew of. He was just the son of Lilly and James Potter.
Suddenly he felt the familiar tug of his navel as the portkey activated and he was suddenly on frount of the wizingenot. What on earth was this imortant?
The mimister coughed, drawing everyones attention to harrys presence.
Harry felt his face burn. He was in frount of the whole of wizingenot in his pjamas! With a wave of his wand kingsley quickly transfigured them into something more suitable.
"Mr Potter," a booming voice sounded, "you have been brought before the wizingenot to be told of your... unique heritage. You are heir to many noble and ancient houses. Some of which are so old that no one has been a known of a heir of them for centuries"
"Harry James Potter, you are now proclaimed the head of the noble and ancient houses of potter, black, evans ravenclaw, griffindor, slytherin, hufflepuff, le fay, pendragon and baldness!"
'Baldness? ' harry thought as he felt a surge of magic go through him, 'wasnt that what happened when your hair fell out?
He ran his fingers through his instinctivley, harry always did this when he was worried, and fat clumps of hair fell out into harry's hand. 'not,the hair. Anything but the hair.' Was what went through his mind. Harry caught his reflection in the mirror that had somehow appeared.
He was compleatly bald.
Even his eyebrows were gone. He didnt care that he was related somehow to all four founders or the pendragons.
His hair was gone!
Harry couldn't keep his anguish inside any longer and fell to the floor and screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO!"
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