Sweet Seduction

Is there actually going to be a time where I can just write a story and finish it? Right now my mind is swimming with ideas so it's hard to write about one topic for a long amount of time. Which is why...once again...I'm writing yet another story.

Dear Diary,

Well, here we are in a new house(once again)! Honestly, when are my parents going to stop moving? I was starting to get used to my old neighbourhood! But that's gone now.

And we are now living in Greysville! I feel like I'm in Wizard of Oz, waiting to go to Munchkinland to start to see a bit of colour! Everything is the same around here! Neat organized townhouses standing in rows...mocking me.

Oh, I know what those houses are saying! Their saying: "Look at the poor girl who has to stay inside and never see the light of day because she is either in the car driving to a new place or forever unpacking" Yeah! That's what their saying.

My younger sister Jessy(who's 12) loves adventure. She does things that are good, bad and sometimes ugly. Unfortunatly, there's not much to do in this stuffy old place so I guess the adventure is being put on hold for a while. Bummer...I needed a bit of excitement.

The only interesting part of this new area is that we are near a factory. Not just any factory. Willy Wonka's! Awesome huh? Well it would be, if it wasn't for the fact the it's completly boring to look at from the outside! That's what I need! More boring to mash up with Greysville. Hooray!

Wonka had some contest going on a while back. The Golden Ticket Contest. Let me tell you, the world went mental. It was like: " Here is 20 cases of Red Bull. Drink it all up and then run into your nearest candy store to get god knows how many chocolate bars in an attempt to get a gold piece of paper!" Really, if I knew that that place was so boring looking I would of just told my sister that, " No, we can't get 200 Wonka bars"

And all that money had to come out of my pocket! So you can imagine my anger when I found out Jessy didn't win. Not like the chocolate was wasted. Poor girl ate the whole lot and got a terrible tummyache for the next 5 days. But though all that she still loves that Willy Wonka guy to pieces!

" Relax Jessy! It's just a person" I tried to tell her. But she would not listen.

She went crazy when she found out the new heir to Wonka's factory was her own age. You should of seen her!

" I will meet him and he will make me a rose out of dark chocolate. Then will will fall in love and I will live in a chocolate palace forever and ever" says Jessy.

So that leaves me with the question: Should I call the wedding planner now or later? Hmm...

While I ponder let me tell you what we are doing tommorow.

First, and most importantly, I Gabby Lane, will go outside! Finally! Sadly it will be with my sister who will probably beg me to take her to the gates of Boring Factory! Oh joy!

" What if we see Willy Wonka? Oh gosh, he will probably be with my future husband! I have to look nice" Jessy told me.

Yep! You heard her! Future husband! I guess I will be calling that wedding planner then.

I don't get it! Why so much love over a guy who probably isn't all that amazing in person? Oh, I know! He's one of the richest people on earth!

Maybe playing that Kanye West song, Golddigger is in order. If only I were a dj...

I would go out and say: Ok people! This one goes out to all the woman who love Willy Wonka! This does not include my sister who just likes him for his chocolate. This for all you people who just want a bit of his cash because your too lazy to get a job and make some money yourself"

Was that too harsh? Maybe not...

Anyway, less importantly, I'm going to work in a grocery store nearby here. Lucky for me, we are most likely going to move soon so I won't be working there for long. Maybe my new boss will be nice and I will enjoy what little time I will spend there.

Five months from now, we will move again. At least that's my prediction. I should really start a bet here. How much are you willing to bet that we won't move in 5 months? Yeah! That's how I am going to get my cash.

That's about all I have to say,

Until the next sunshining boring day,

Gabby Lane