Idiots can be Smart

Crabbe & Goyle become smart!!! (*gasp*) They don't listen to Malfoy anymore! (*gasp*) The idiots become as smart as Herimone! (*gasp*) This fanfic is funny! (*gasp*)

It was a Monday morning at Hogwarts. All of the students were going to their first class. Oh, yeah, the trio, (Harry, Ron and Herimone,) were going to learn Potions with the Slytherins.

"For once, I'd like to learn something without Malfoy snickering behind our backs," moaned Ron.

"Yeah, wouldn't it be nice if a potion blew up in Malfoy's face?" said Harry. Both Ron and Harry started to laugh.

"Well, here we are," sighed Herimone, standing in front of the door.

The laughter stopped.

The trio went into the horrible, dark, dusty dungeon and took their seats. After a few seconds, Snape came in.

"Good morning, class," muttered Snape.

The class mumbled.

"Today, we'll be making Genius Potions," he muttered.

A Gryffindor boy raised his hand up.

"What?" Snape mumbled.

"If a Genius Potion can make you smart then why don't we just drink and graduate from Hogwarts?" said the Gryffindor.

"You should've known by now that a Genius Potion only makes you smart for a temporary amount of time. Why else do think Hogwarts was build for?"

Another Gryffindor boy raised his hand up.

"What now?" Snape muttered, getting annoyed by these unchallenging questions.

He hated questions.

"I was just wondering if you just took a Genius Potion before class started. You sound like you know everything."

"No I didn't, I probably sound so smart because, unlike all of you, I actually took my time to study," muttered Snape, "Now before you all bore me to death, start working on your potion, now."

He put the instructions on the board and the students started to work on their potion.

Ten minutes passed by and nothing exploded. Snape was finally pleased with his students because they're actually doing something correctly for once.

BOOM!

…..Okay, maybe not.

Snape looked up and saw Neville's face was pitch black.

"Neville, what possibly is your famous excuse now?"

"Sorry Professor, I guess I was doing it a little fast."

"5 points from Gryffindor."

Neville groaned.

BOOM!

"Weasly?"

"Er, Sorry."

"Oh, excellent, another 5 points from Gryffindor. Eventually it'll go down to zero."

The Slytherins laughed and Ron's ears were red.

CRACK!

A crack? That didn't sound right.

Snape looked at Crabbe and Goyle, their potions did explode but instead of them having black faces, they had silvery white liquid all over them. The Gryffindors laughed.

"Oh, well, that was interesting, why don't you two just go and get that stuff off you?" Snape muttered.

"Sorry Sir."

"Hopefully it won't happen again."

Harry blinked. Since when did Crabbe and Goyle say something? Most of the time they just snicker. Harry couldn't remember one time that those two said something.