Alright! First chapter! Ohh yeaaaa!!! ::ahem:: I am MaMa MoOoSh, your fictress this evening
(did that sound right?) Anyway, for the next 30 minutes or so your reading this keep
one thing in mind... Giraffes have no vocal chords... Thank you.
Disclaimer: Do I even need this?
What A Night
The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and the temperature was just right.
About 80 degrees I'd say, maybe 79 or 81... Whatever.
Anyway, it was one of those serene days, you know, the relaxing calm ones where nothing could go wrong...
"Boy!" Vegeta screamed rapidly dashing through the halls "Where are you?!"
I stand corrected.
"Right here dad!" Trunks called waltzing out of his room "Whats-"
He paused.
"Uh oh.."
You see, Trunks was a very smart guy, taking after his mothers side and all but
he made mistakes from time to time. Little screw up here and there and this was one of them.
"Read the box." Vegeta said throwing the item at Trunks "Tell me what it says."
Trunks gulped and flashed a nervous smile.
"I-it's shaving cream Dad."
"No shit." Vegeta called walking towards Trunks "Does it say your name on it?"
"No–"
"Who's name is on the box?"
"Yours but–"
"Silence. Read the note attached to it."
Trunks stared at his father a second in disbelief.
"Look if it means that much to you then I–"
"Read it."
He sighed. He hated his Dad's temper. You could always tell when Vegeta was mad.
There were certain signs to certain levels of anger. For instance,
the time where Trunks blew out the electricity. No big deal right? Easily fixed? No.
Unfortunately enough Vegeta was in the shower freezing his ass off.
No electricity means no hot water. Once Vegeta got a hold of Trunks it wasn't a pretty site.
Lets observe.
"It says property of Vegeta, do not touch." Trunks stated flatly.
"Is that so?" Vegeta stated narrowing his eyes.
Sign #1, eyes narrowing.
"Im really sorry Dad. I had a business meeting and–"
"You have your own shaving cream."
"But–but yours smells like peaches."
Vegeta's left brow twitched. Sign #2.
"No excuses boy." Vegeta snatching the box out of his hand "Do not touch my stuff."
"Yes Dad."
Vegeta then pushed passed Trunks and walked down the hall.
"Whew." Trunks said wiping his forehead.
Unknowingly to Trunks, Vegeta abruptly stopped a few steps away from him.
A vein began to bulge out of his temple.
Sign #3... Uh oh.
Just as Trunks began to walk back toward his room a hand grabbed him by the arm and twirled him around.
"Is that my $456 shirt your wearing?!"
"Oh would you look at that..."
Vegeta picked him up by the color and growled.
Suddenly his nose began to twitched.
"Wait." Vegeta murmured getting a good whiff out of Trunks.
"Is that–Is that my cologne your wearing too?!"
"No! Of course not–"
"That cologne cost me $500... Its been lost ever since last month."
"Oh um about that... I kind of uhh... Borrowed it for that time period."
Vegeta's breaths began to get rougher and rougher causing him to drop Trunks and turn beat red.
Sign #4: Face turns red.
"Oh Kami." Trunks said quietly backing away real slow.
Vegeta gave a long breath and flashed the most evil smirk.
Sign #5. Damn that sexy trademark smirk to hell!
"Run." Vegeta grumbled taking a step forward.
"Yikes!" Trunks called jumping over the Side of the banister "Maybe we can talk this out!"
"Talk is cheap!" Vegeta called jumping down after him.
Vegeta was practically a foot away from His prey until something unexpected happened.
Trunks took off Vegeta' shirt and held it tight.
"One more move is all it takes Dad.. Just one more move and your expensive shirt gets it!"
"You do realize that if you do that I will kill you right?"
Trunks smiled weakly and took a slow step back.
Just when Vegeta was about to charge at Trunks, he threw the shirt over Vegeta's head and ran up the stairs.
"Baka!" Vegeta called throwing the shirt onto the kitchen table "When I get my hands on you.."
Trunks just gulped and never looked back. Its one of those things his father always told him to do.
"It slows you down." he always said "You should learn to use your senses to see things."
Yea whatever that meant Trunks listened. Another thing Trunks knew was where his destination was.
It was the safest place in the whole house, not to mention his father kryptonight.
"Bra!" Trunks shouted bolting into her room "You got to help me!"
"What do you want now?" she called form her bed painting her nails.
"Dads going to kill me!"
"Why?" She said hoping out of bed closing the door.
"Well you see–"
"Wait! Let me guess... You touched his stuff again right?"
"Yea..."
"Trunks! No wonder he's so mad he hates it when other people touch his things!"
"I needed them though!"
All of a sudden a loud grunt was heard from the hallway.
"Come out boy, and I might just let you off easy!"
Bra and Trunks both looked at each other and gulped.
"Listen, Ill only help if you do me a favor."
"What?! Ill do anything!"
Bra then smiled slyly in a Vegeta type fashion and folded her arms.
"You have to do my chores for the month."
"Ok, ok done!"
"AND!" she said rather loudly "You are to refer to me at all times as Princess Bra,
the most beautiful, most smartest, most–"
"Ok! Ok I get it!"
Just as those words left his lips none other then Vegeta himself came bursting through the room.
A nasty scowl planted on his fine features practically screamed 'your dead'.
"No one plays me for a fool." snarled Vegeta
"Bra." Trunks mumbled under his breath "Now would be a good time..."
Bra nodded her head and walked towards her father.
"Daddy leave Trunks alone! It was a mistake."
"No! He must have consequences for his ac–"
"Daddy your making me cry!" Bra stated slightly sniffling.
"Bra–"
"WaAaAaAAaAaAaaAhhHhHHhh!"
Vegeta sighed and crossed his arms.
He always hated to see her cry, after all she was his little girl.
"Fine. Your let off easy this time boy but if this happens again, one of us will be eating out of
a straw for a long while."
And with that in mind, Vegeta left waltzing right passed the newly arrived Goten.
"Wow Trunks you really ticked him off this time."
"Tell me about it." Trunks said rolling his eyes "I thought he was going to kill me this time!"
As the two boys were in discussion Bra couldn't help but sit there in awe.
She liked Goten... No loved Goten. Something about his dumb remarks and facial features really got to her.
That's why she liked him after all. As a child, she had a tiny crush on Goku believe it or not.
Goku always reminded her of him for some odd reason
"Goten!" Bra called latching onto him.
"Uhh Bra I have a girlfriend and--"
"Nani?! I don't care!"
"Bra, your dad would kill me–"
"Who cares?" Bra stated roughly snuggling her head into his chest.
"Uhh Trunks help!"
Trunks just rolled his eyes and began to peel Bra off Goten.
"Bra get off of him! Your cutting off his circulation!"
"Gaki! You always ruin my fun!"
Bra crossed her arms over her chest, narrowed her eyes and then scampered out of the room.
It kind of reminds me of someone...
"Dude, Bra is so much like my dad that its freaky."
"Tell me about it! I get the chills just from standing next to her sometimes."
"Yea." Trunks said walking out of the room and into his closet "What would go better...
The blue or the black?"
"Black."
Trunks threw the blue shirt onto his bed.
He then slipped on a black wife beater and grabbed his keys.
"Lets roll."
The pair of young saiyan men were out the window and in the air in seconds but, where were they going?
"Where are we going Goten?" Trunks asked curiously.
"To the park."
"Why?"
"Uhh no reason."
"Goten.." Trunks called in a warning voice.
"Alright, alright! I just thought that maybe I could get you a date... You know."
"No I don't know."
"Aw come on Trunks!"
"I don't need one."
Goten rolled his eyes and stared at Trunks long and hard.
"Your gay aren't you?"
"For Kami sake Goten–"
"No I totally get it. Its cool, its cool... Just don't turn all boy George on me wearing makeup–"
"I am not gay! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
"If you not gay then how do you explain that big, hairy gay guy ogling at you when we were in the tournament?"
"Here's how I explain Goten. He was gay, I wasn't!"
"But–"
"And as far as the stalking in the office goes I resisted the cavity search OK?"
AN: For those of you who don't know a cavity search is when a police officer (or a respected other O_o)
searches all the wholes in our body.. EW
Goten shivered at the idea. Just the thought of some hairy gay guy dressed up in leather gave him the creeps!
Goten was about to make one of his famous remarks when his cell phone suddenly rang.
"Hello? Oh hi Paresu! What?! Oh no That's terrible!"
"What?! What is it?!" Trunks said getting frightened.
"Ok I'll be there in a minute alright? I love you... I love you more... Love you even more!
Love you infinite--"
Trunks quickly grabbed the phone away from Goten and crushed it in his palm.
"Hey! That cost money you know!
"Goten, I couldn't really give two shit about your two cent verizon phone."
"Its sprint!" Goten called getting annoyed "You know, people everywhere just want to be free?"
"That's verizon."
Goten frowned and slapped the back of Trunk's head.
"Lets just get to the park ok? Paresu has an emergency."
Trunks just nodded as the pair picked up the pace.
Goten laughed for a second before turning to Trunks.
"Are you sure that your not gay?"
"Your hanging on by a thread Goten."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah..."
There was silence for about five minutes when,
"What's the emergency?"
"Uhh, I forgot."
"Dumbass."
"What?"
"Never mind."
Silence had once again fallen onto the pair but knowing Goten, it wouldn't last too long.
"I have an idea."
"Yeah what?"
"You can go out with my niece Pan"
Trunks nearly crashed at the suggestion.
I mean, sure he liked Pan, she was really cool and all but she played rough.
A little to rough for Trunks taste.
"No!"
"Why not?!"
Trunks rolled his eyes at the question.
"She's more then a decade younger!"
"Age is just a number you know."
"Yea just a number that matters."
"I see." Goten stated nodding his head slowly "How about Marron?"
Trunks tilted his head in thought, gleaming a soft smile.
A little while back, about 2 years or so, Trunks practically worshiped the ground she walked on. I mean,
she was everything he wanted in a girl. Smart, nice, and sexy. The girl next door type. Her smile was sweet
and her lips were full and luscious. Her long blonde hair complimented her eyes well, even if they were icy like her mothers.
"Marron? Well, she is a great girl. Nice, pretty and all but come one Goten. Her mother would kill me."
"Whoops, I forgot about that... I'd say your hopeless unless you want to date your sister."
Trunks flashed a disgusted glance and smacked his head.
"EW! Dirty, dirty thoughts."
Goten just laughed full heartingly as the pair landed. Goten loved humor of that kind.
"Where is she exactly?" Trunks asked dusting off his pants.
"She's right over there, by the lake."
Just as soon as they reached the lake, Gotens face dropped.
"Paresu!" Goten called grabbing her hand "What's the matter?"
Paresu sniffled a bit, looking a little strung out. She always was like that.
I mean, when it came to tiny problems like school and diets.
She wasn't the most superficial girl out there but she was pretty close.
She constantly was trying to look good, buying the latest fashions getting the expensive french makeup.
She was a good person though, very generous. She liked Goten a lot, for his personality too.
I guess she isn't all that shallow after all...
"Honey, What's the matter?"
"I–I." she choked "I broke a nail!"
Goten and Trunks barked eyes wide and all.
"What do you mean that's it? You don't care?"
"Oh honey bunny I care its just that you got me really worried.
I thought that something really bad happened to you."
"Oh Goten! Your sweet! I don't deserve you."
Goten smirked and kissed her cheek.
"I love you."
"I love you too..."
The pair then slowly joined in a kiss... A long, long one.
"Kami, am I just supposed to stand here and watch you two? I mean, this happens everyday!
Take a break."
"Your just jealous you don't have a girlfriend."
"Oh and why not?" Paresu asked curiously.
Goten smirked and whispered something into her ear.
"He's gay."
"I am not!" Trunks roared "Stop saying that!"
Goten laughed and wrapped his arm around his girlfriends waist.
Suddenly his phone rang causing Trunks to wince.
"I hate that ring tone." he stated covering his ears.
"Come on, its not that bad."
Just as Goten reached into his pocket, about 7 cell phones or so, fell out.
He then dropped to his knees grazing the pile for the right one.
"For Kami sake Goten! What have you done to yourself?!"
Goten blushed furiously picking up a yellow phone.
"Moshi Moshi? Oh hey Bulma! Uh huh... Oh." There was a long pause "Oh ok sure! Bye!"
"What did my Mom want?" Trunks asked curiously.
"She asked dif you and Bra could spend the night. Apparently She's throwing a huge party."
"Oh yea I forgot about that." Trunks said placing his arms behind his head "Your dad and all of them are invited."
Paresu smiled brightly and put her arms around Goten.
"Can I come?" Paresu asked sweetly, fluttering her lashes.
"Sure! We'll rent a movie and–"
"Uhh Goten, just to let you know Hello Kitty is a big no no."
"Oh come on Trunks! You know its my favorite show–"
"No... Just no."
Goten frowned and crossed his arms.
"Fine."
"Good, now lets leave. I'm getting sick of just standing here.".
Goten nodded in response grabbing a hold of Paresu.
The trio then flew off, heading towards Gotens.
Once they arrived, Gotens parents were no where in site, leaving the house to themselves.
"Goten." Paresu cooed "We're all alone." "No your not." Trunks said "I'm still here remember?"
"Yea, all alone."
"Apparently you don't." Trunks said taking a seat on the broad couch.
Abruptly the pair jumped on top of each other, lashing their tongues furiously.
"Here we go again..."
Once those words hit the air Goten and Paresu plopped down on the couch, falling on top of Trunks.
"Hey!" Trunks called attempting to push them off "Im sitting here!"
The two just ignored him, concentrating on deepening their kiss.
Abruptly a door was heard screeching open leaving Trunks swimming in awkwardness.
"Ummm Goten?!"
"Not now I'm busy." said Goten as he proceeded to slip his hands under Paresu's Bra.
In response, she begn to unbuckle his pants, smiling devilishly.
as Paresu started to unbuckle his pants.
"Oh Goten I love it when you do that."
"I know baby. That's why I do it."
"Goten!"
"Leave me alone I'm working here. Go watch T.V. or something."
"Goten listen to me!"
"What?!" yelled Goten as he turned his head to Trunks's direction. He then immediately flushed red.
"Goten! We sit on that couch! Kami knows what you would have done if we hadn't walked in!"
"Ummm.... I'm sorry Videl we were just trying to have fun."
"Fun?! Fun?! You were moving your hands up her--"
"Videl let me handle this."
Videl just nodded and stepped back.
"Goten, do you own protection?"
"Nani?! Gohan, are you kidding me!" yelled Goten covering his ears.
Paresu tilted her head in confusion answering the question for
"He's heard of it alright! He even owns the special flavored kind!"
Goten grew even redder sinking lower into the couch.
Trunks just sat there laughing pushing the pair off his lap.
Videl looked as if steam was about to fly out of her ears.
Sure, she was just his in law but, she acted as if she was his big sister,
constantly watching over him just as Gohan did, making sure he didn't get himself into too much trouble.
"Ugh, that Goten! I'm so repulsed! How could even think of having sex on that couch!
Gohan and I never went near that thing! It was way to Lumpy for my taste...
We always did it in the backyard anyway... Oh well, he has hormones.
I guess ill go easy on him."
"Goten I 'm not your mother so I wont yell, but next time keep your pants on and don't even think
of using the family room for that ever again."
"Yes ma'am!"
"Good."
Trunks then burst out laughing, practically falling over.
"Oh and you young man are a sick pervert!"
"Huh?"
"What kind of freak gets off to his best friend making out on his crotch!"
Trunk's mouth fell to the floor in shock.
"You got to be kidding me! I tried to get him off I–"
Videl just snickered and headed for the kitchen.
Gohan then bowed his head and walked towards the door.
"Paresu, leave now."
He then turned around and started to walk towards the kitchen.
Right before he reached his destination Trunks stopped him.
"Why aren't you at my moms party?"
Gohan smirked a bit, adjusting his glasses.
"My mom suggested that I'd watch you guys."
"We're not little kids anymore Gohan."
"Well Trunks, I know you r not but im not too sure about Goten."
"Say what?!" yelled Goten in a huff.
"Never mind. When Bra comes let her in ok?"
"Fine." replied Trunks snatching the television remote.
Once Gohan left Paresu couldn't help but giggle.
"Im not really leaving, right Goten?"
"Of course not babe!"
"Yay!" she cheered snuggling her head into his chest "This is going to be so much fun!"
Too bad she was horribly wrong.
Hours and hours had passed and they had done nothing but sit there lifelessly.
There was nothing on TV besides re runs of old boring shows. You know those shows you couldn't stand,
with those characters you couldn't relate to.
After about an hour of that Trunks turned off the Tv and sighed.
Eventually he fell asleep leaving Goten to play on his phone and Paresu to chew her gum.
Pop!
There goes that damned gum again. Ever since Gohan left its all She's been doing.
Chewing, chewing, pop. Occasionally she wouldn't do it for awhile,
replacing that habit with the bubbles she blew.
Oh and they weren't just small bubbles they were big ones,
and every time they'd pop the scent of that horrible aroma made its way around the room.
Goten hated that smell. That original gum flavor drove him crazy.
He was more of the watermelon type, the kind that went for the fancy names.
Ballistic berry, Blue blowout, Paradise punch, anything with a clever title.
Ding Dong!
"I'll get it!" yelled the two boys as they ran towards the door.
Paresu checked her watch, it was 7:00pm.
"This day is going so slow!" she complained, grabbing a compact from her purse.
Once the pair reached the Door Goten grabbed the knob.
"You know its defiantly your sister right?"
"Probably." Trunks said sitting back down, closing his eyes once more.
Goten just shrugged and opened the door a tiny bit. Immediately the door flung open
revealing Bra and Pan.
"Hey!" Bra sang happily winking at Goten "What's going on?"
"Nothing at all." he said dully "We're all so bored."
"Sucks to be you!" Pan said throwing down her bag "Bra and I just had the best time!"
"Oh really?" Trunks said sarcastically "Why don't you tell us. We're so interested."
Pan laughed a bit while Bra folded her arms.
"Fuck you Trunks." spat Bra, she was in no mood for his sarcasm.
Trunks just shrugged it off and grabbed a newspaper.
"Wow." Pan said, patting Goten on the back "You guys look like your having a blast!"
"Ha ha, very funny... Im so bored!"
"I know what would cheer you up!" Bra called running outside.
"Huh?"
The faint whisper of Bra speaking was heard on the stoop followed by an "Its ok?" and a "Finally".
At that moment Marron and Uub waltzed right in.
"What are they doing here?!" Goten shouted "Dad's going to kill me!"
"Awww come on Goten! Your just going to send them all the way home?" Bra asked sweetly.
"They all cant come in!" yelled Goten.
"Come one! Its just two more people!"
"Please?" Marron asked angelically showing off her famous puppy dog eyes.
Trunks felt as if he melted just then, losing himself in her beautiful ebony eyes.
He forgot exactly how beautiful she was. It was all natural too. Not one bit of makeup had touched her skin. Amazing!
"Goten." Trunks murmured dreamily "Just let them in."
He sighed.
"Fine, but I swear Uub, if you mess up the floral arrangements ill kill you!"
Too bad he said that a little too loud.
"Goten!" a Videls voice called from the other room "What's going on in there?!"
The group just stared at each other unable to move. For some reason they were just to scared.
No one liked Videl when she was angry. They were all too scared to.
Once Videl and Gohan walked through the door they gasped.
"Goten! What is Paresu still doing here? And why are Marron and Uub here too?!" Gohan yelled scolding Goten with his eyes.
"I–Uhh–"
"All of you out!" barked Videl "Now!"
A serene stillness fell upon the group leaving them all silent.
They're minds must have all been linked together because the next event seemed too planned.
The funny thing is that it wasn't!
"Tie them up and throw them in the closet!" They all shouted running towards the adults restraining their limbs.
All of sudden, Mr. Popo appeared in a big poof of smoke.
He threw a long thick rope to Pan and then disappeared as fast as he came.
"That was.. Interesting." she mumbled throwing it around her parents bodies.
Goten abruptly fumbled into the room with two pairs of socks.
With no hesitation Goten shoved them into their mouths and tightened the ropes knot.
They then were thrown into the closet.
"Free at last!" Trunks called throwing himself onto the couch.
"Tell me about it." Pan said dusting her hands off "I have to deal with that everyday!"
The group just laughed and took their designated seats around the room.
"What now?" Marron asked, eyeing the group.
"Lets play a game or something." Uub suggested.
"Monopoly?" Paresu suggested.
"Nah." the group said.
"I have a game." Bra stated slyly advancing to the center of the room.
All eyes then fell on Bra.
"How about we play... Spin the bottle."
First chapters down!! Wahoo! The MoOoSh is happy! ::ahem:: Just for your knowledge,
these are some of the Japanese words and their meanings... I will probably be using these words
throughout the story so yea here they are:
Baka: basically calling some one stupid
bakame: damn fool
gaki: a brat or an immature person
nani: what
Hai: yes
iie: no
Moshi Moshi: you use this as a greeting for the telephone.
(did that sound right?) Anyway, for the next 30 minutes or so your reading this keep
one thing in mind... Giraffes have no vocal chords... Thank you.
Disclaimer: Do I even need this?
What A Night
The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and the temperature was just right.
About 80 degrees I'd say, maybe 79 or 81... Whatever.
Anyway, it was one of those serene days, you know, the relaxing calm ones where nothing could go wrong...
"Boy!" Vegeta screamed rapidly dashing through the halls "Where are you?!"
I stand corrected.
"Right here dad!" Trunks called waltzing out of his room "Whats-"
He paused.
"Uh oh.."
You see, Trunks was a very smart guy, taking after his mothers side and all but
he made mistakes from time to time. Little screw up here and there and this was one of them.
"Read the box." Vegeta said throwing the item at Trunks "Tell me what it says."
Trunks gulped and flashed a nervous smile.
"I-it's shaving cream Dad."
"No shit." Vegeta called walking towards Trunks "Does it say your name on it?"
"No–"
"Who's name is on the box?"
"Yours but–"
"Silence. Read the note attached to it."
Trunks stared at his father a second in disbelief.
"Look if it means that much to you then I–"
"Read it."
He sighed. He hated his Dad's temper. You could always tell when Vegeta was mad.
There were certain signs to certain levels of anger. For instance,
the time where Trunks blew out the electricity. No big deal right? Easily fixed? No.
Unfortunately enough Vegeta was in the shower freezing his ass off.
No electricity means no hot water. Once Vegeta got a hold of Trunks it wasn't a pretty site.
Lets observe.
"It says property of Vegeta, do not touch." Trunks stated flatly.
"Is that so?" Vegeta stated narrowing his eyes.
Sign #1, eyes narrowing.
"Im really sorry Dad. I had a business meeting and–"
"You have your own shaving cream."
"But–but yours smells like peaches."
Vegeta's left brow twitched. Sign #2.
"No excuses boy." Vegeta snatching the box out of his hand "Do not touch my stuff."
"Yes Dad."
Vegeta then pushed passed Trunks and walked down the hall.
"Whew." Trunks said wiping his forehead.
Unknowingly to Trunks, Vegeta abruptly stopped a few steps away from him.
A vein began to bulge out of his temple.
Sign #3... Uh oh.
Just as Trunks began to walk back toward his room a hand grabbed him by the arm and twirled him around.
"Is that my $456 shirt your wearing?!"
"Oh would you look at that..."
Vegeta picked him up by the color and growled.
Suddenly his nose began to twitched.
"Wait." Vegeta murmured getting a good whiff out of Trunks.
"Is that–Is that my cologne your wearing too?!"
"No! Of course not–"
"That cologne cost me $500... Its been lost ever since last month."
"Oh um about that... I kind of uhh... Borrowed it for that time period."
Vegeta's breaths began to get rougher and rougher causing him to drop Trunks and turn beat red.
Sign #4: Face turns red.
"Oh Kami." Trunks said quietly backing away real slow.
Vegeta gave a long breath and flashed the most evil smirk.
Sign #5. Damn that sexy trademark smirk to hell!
"Run." Vegeta grumbled taking a step forward.
"Yikes!" Trunks called jumping over the Side of the banister "Maybe we can talk this out!"
"Talk is cheap!" Vegeta called jumping down after him.
Vegeta was practically a foot away from His prey until something unexpected happened.
Trunks took off Vegeta' shirt and held it tight.
"One more move is all it takes Dad.. Just one more move and your expensive shirt gets it!"
"You do realize that if you do that I will kill you right?"
Trunks smiled weakly and took a slow step back.
Just when Vegeta was about to charge at Trunks, he threw the shirt over Vegeta's head and ran up the stairs.
"Baka!" Vegeta called throwing the shirt onto the kitchen table "When I get my hands on you.."
Trunks just gulped and never looked back. Its one of those things his father always told him to do.
"It slows you down." he always said "You should learn to use your senses to see things."
Yea whatever that meant Trunks listened. Another thing Trunks knew was where his destination was.
It was the safest place in the whole house, not to mention his father kryptonight.
"Bra!" Trunks shouted bolting into her room "You got to help me!"
"What do you want now?" she called form her bed painting her nails.
"Dads going to kill me!"
"Why?" She said hoping out of bed closing the door.
"Well you see–"
"Wait! Let me guess... You touched his stuff again right?"
"Yea..."
"Trunks! No wonder he's so mad he hates it when other people touch his things!"
"I needed them though!"
All of a sudden a loud grunt was heard from the hallway.
"Come out boy, and I might just let you off easy!"
Bra and Trunks both looked at each other and gulped.
"Listen, Ill only help if you do me a favor."
"What?! Ill do anything!"
Bra then smiled slyly in a Vegeta type fashion and folded her arms.
"You have to do my chores for the month."
"Ok, ok done!"
"AND!" she said rather loudly "You are to refer to me at all times as Princess Bra,
the most beautiful, most smartest, most–"
"Ok! Ok I get it!"
Just as those words left his lips none other then Vegeta himself came bursting through the room.
A nasty scowl planted on his fine features practically screamed 'your dead'.
"No one plays me for a fool." snarled Vegeta
"Bra." Trunks mumbled under his breath "Now would be a good time..."
Bra nodded her head and walked towards her father.
"Daddy leave Trunks alone! It was a mistake."
"No! He must have consequences for his ac–"
"Daddy your making me cry!" Bra stated slightly sniffling.
"Bra–"
"WaAaAaAAaAaAaaAhhHhHHhh!"
Vegeta sighed and crossed his arms.
He always hated to see her cry, after all she was his little girl.
"Fine. Your let off easy this time boy but if this happens again, one of us will be eating out of
a straw for a long while."
And with that in mind, Vegeta left waltzing right passed the newly arrived Goten.
"Wow Trunks you really ticked him off this time."
"Tell me about it." Trunks said rolling his eyes "I thought he was going to kill me this time!"
As the two boys were in discussion Bra couldn't help but sit there in awe.
She liked Goten... No loved Goten. Something about his dumb remarks and facial features really got to her.
That's why she liked him after all. As a child, she had a tiny crush on Goku believe it or not.
Goku always reminded her of him for some odd reason
"Goten!" Bra called latching onto him.
"Uhh Bra I have a girlfriend and--"
"Nani?! I don't care!"
"Bra, your dad would kill me–"
"Who cares?" Bra stated roughly snuggling her head into his chest.
"Uhh Trunks help!"
Trunks just rolled his eyes and began to peel Bra off Goten.
"Bra get off of him! Your cutting off his circulation!"
"Gaki! You always ruin my fun!"
Bra crossed her arms over her chest, narrowed her eyes and then scampered out of the room.
It kind of reminds me of someone...
"Dude, Bra is so much like my dad that its freaky."
"Tell me about it! I get the chills just from standing next to her sometimes."
"Yea." Trunks said walking out of the room and into his closet "What would go better...
The blue or the black?"
"Black."
Trunks threw the blue shirt onto his bed.
He then slipped on a black wife beater and grabbed his keys.
"Lets roll."
The pair of young saiyan men were out the window and in the air in seconds but, where were they going?
"Where are we going Goten?" Trunks asked curiously.
"To the park."
"Why?"
"Uhh no reason."
"Goten.." Trunks called in a warning voice.
"Alright, alright! I just thought that maybe I could get you a date... You know."
"No I don't know."
"Aw come on Trunks!"
"I don't need one."
Goten rolled his eyes and stared at Trunks long and hard.
"Your gay aren't you?"
"For Kami sake Goten–"
"No I totally get it. Its cool, its cool... Just don't turn all boy George on me wearing makeup–"
"I am not gay! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
"If you not gay then how do you explain that big, hairy gay guy ogling at you when we were in the tournament?"
"Here's how I explain Goten. He was gay, I wasn't!"
"But–"
"And as far as the stalking in the office goes I resisted the cavity search OK?"
AN: For those of you who don't know a cavity search is when a police officer (or a respected other O_o)
searches all the wholes in our body.. EW
Goten shivered at the idea. Just the thought of some hairy gay guy dressed up in leather gave him the creeps!
Goten was about to make one of his famous remarks when his cell phone suddenly rang.
"Hello? Oh hi Paresu! What?! Oh no That's terrible!"
"What?! What is it?!" Trunks said getting frightened.
"Ok I'll be there in a minute alright? I love you... I love you more... Love you even more!
Love you infinite--"
Trunks quickly grabbed the phone away from Goten and crushed it in his palm.
"Hey! That cost money you know!
"Goten, I couldn't really give two shit about your two cent verizon phone."
"Its sprint!" Goten called getting annoyed "You know, people everywhere just want to be free?"
"That's verizon."
Goten frowned and slapped the back of Trunk's head.
"Lets just get to the park ok? Paresu has an emergency."
Trunks just nodded as the pair picked up the pace.
Goten laughed for a second before turning to Trunks.
"Are you sure that your not gay?"
"Your hanging on by a thread Goten."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah..."
There was silence for about five minutes when,
"What's the emergency?"
"Uhh, I forgot."
"Dumbass."
"What?"
"Never mind."
Silence had once again fallen onto the pair but knowing Goten, it wouldn't last too long.
"I have an idea."
"Yeah what?"
"You can go out with my niece Pan"
Trunks nearly crashed at the suggestion.
I mean, sure he liked Pan, she was really cool and all but she played rough.
A little to rough for Trunks taste.
"No!"
"Why not?!"
Trunks rolled his eyes at the question.
"She's more then a decade younger!"
"Age is just a number you know."
"Yea just a number that matters."
"I see." Goten stated nodding his head slowly "How about Marron?"
Trunks tilted his head in thought, gleaming a soft smile.
A little while back, about 2 years or so, Trunks practically worshiped the ground she walked on. I mean,
she was everything he wanted in a girl. Smart, nice, and sexy. The girl next door type. Her smile was sweet
and her lips were full and luscious. Her long blonde hair complimented her eyes well, even if they were icy like her mothers.
"Marron? Well, she is a great girl. Nice, pretty and all but come one Goten. Her mother would kill me."
"Whoops, I forgot about that... I'd say your hopeless unless you want to date your sister."
Trunks flashed a disgusted glance and smacked his head.
"EW! Dirty, dirty thoughts."
Goten just laughed full heartingly as the pair landed. Goten loved humor of that kind.
"Where is she exactly?" Trunks asked dusting off his pants.
"She's right over there, by the lake."
Just as soon as they reached the lake, Gotens face dropped.
"Paresu!" Goten called grabbing her hand "What's the matter?"
Paresu sniffled a bit, looking a little strung out. She always was like that.
I mean, when it came to tiny problems like school and diets.
She wasn't the most superficial girl out there but she was pretty close.
She constantly was trying to look good, buying the latest fashions getting the expensive french makeup.
She was a good person though, very generous. She liked Goten a lot, for his personality too.
I guess she isn't all that shallow after all...
"Honey, What's the matter?"
"I–I." she choked "I broke a nail!"
Goten and Trunks barked eyes wide and all.
"What do you mean that's it? You don't care?"
"Oh honey bunny I care its just that you got me really worried.
I thought that something really bad happened to you."
"Oh Goten! Your sweet! I don't deserve you."
Goten smirked and kissed her cheek.
"I love you."
"I love you too..."
The pair then slowly joined in a kiss... A long, long one.
"Kami, am I just supposed to stand here and watch you two? I mean, this happens everyday!
Take a break."
"Your just jealous you don't have a girlfriend."
"Oh and why not?" Paresu asked curiously.
Goten smirked and whispered something into her ear.
"He's gay."
"I am not!" Trunks roared "Stop saying that!"
Goten laughed and wrapped his arm around his girlfriends waist.
Suddenly his phone rang causing Trunks to wince.
"I hate that ring tone." he stated covering his ears.
"Come on, its not that bad."
Just as Goten reached into his pocket, about 7 cell phones or so, fell out.
He then dropped to his knees grazing the pile for the right one.
"For Kami sake Goten! What have you done to yourself?!"
Goten blushed furiously picking up a yellow phone.
"Moshi Moshi? Oh hey Bulma! Uh huh... Oh." There was a long pause "Oh ok sure! Bye!"
"What did my Mom want?" Trunks asked curiously.
"She asked dif you and Bra could spend the night. Apparently She's throwing a huge party."
"Oh yea I forgot about that." Trunks said placing his arms behind his head "Your dad and all of them are invited."
Paresu smiled brightly and put her arms around Goten.
"Can I come?" Paresu asked sweetly, fluttering her lashes.
"Sure! We'll rent a movie and–"
"Uhh Goten, just to let you know Hello Kitty is a big no no."
"Oh come on Trunks! You know its my favorite show–"
"No... Just no."
Goten frowned and crossed his arms.
"Fine."
"Good, now lets leave. I'm getting sick of just standing here.".
Goten nodded in response grabbing a hold of Paresu.
The trio then flew off, heading towards Gotens.
Once they arrived, Gotens parents were no where in site, leaving the house to themselves.
"Goten." Paresu cooed "We're all alone." "No your not." Trunks said "I'm still here remember?"
"Yea, all alone."
"Apparently you don't." Trunks said taking a seat on the broad couch.
Abruptly the pair jumped on top of each other, lashing their tongues furiously.
"Here we go again..."
Once those words hit the air Goten and Paresu plopped down on the couch, falling on top of Trunks.
"Hey!" Trunks called attempting to push them off "Im sitting here!"
The two just ignored him, concentrating on deepening their kiss.
Abruptly a door was heard screeching open leaving Trunks swimming in awkwardness.
"Ummm Goten?!"
"Not now I'm busy." said Goten as he proceeded to slip his hands under Paresu's Bra.
In response, she begn to unbuckle his pants, smiling devilishly.
as Paresu started to unbuckle his pants.
"Oh Goten I love it when you do that."
"I know baby. That's why I do it."
"Goten!"
"Leave me alone I'm working here. Go watch T.V. or something."
"Goten listen to me!"
"What?!" yelled Goten as he turned his head to Trunks's direction. He then immediately flushed red.
"Goten! We sit on that couch! Kami knows what you would have done if we hadn't walked in!"
"Ummm.... I'm sorry Videl we were just trying to have fun."
"Fun?! Fun?! You were moving your hands up her--"
"Videl let me handle this."
Videl just nodded and stepped back.
"Goten, do you own protection?"
"Nani?! Gohan, are you kidding me!" yelled Goten covering his ears.
Paresu tilted her head in confusion answering the question for
"He's heard of it alright! He even owns the special flavored kind!"
Goten grew even redder sinking lower into the couch.
Trunks just sat there laughing pushing the pair off his lap.
Videl looked as if steam was about to fly out of her ears.
Sure, she was just his in law but, she acted as if she was his big sister,
constantly watching over him just as Gohan did, making sure he didn't get himself into too much trouble.
"Ugh, that Goten! I'm so repulsed! How could even think of having sex on that couch!
Gohan and I never went near that thing! It was way to Lumpy for my taste...
We always did it in the backyard anyway... Oh well, he has hormones.
I guess ill go easy on him."
"Goten I 'm not your mother so I wont yell, but next time keep your pants on and don't even think
of using the family room for that ever again."
"Yes ma'am!"
"Good."
Trunks then burst out laughing, practically falling over.
"Oh and you young man are a sick pervert!"
"Huh?"
"What kind of freak gets off to his best friend making out on his crotch!"
Trunk's mouth fell to the floor in shock.
"You got to be kidding me! I tried to get him off I–"
Videl just snickered and headed for the kitchen.
Gohan then bowed his head and walked towards the door.
"Paresu, leave now."
He then turned around and started to walk towards the kitchen.
Right before he reached his destination Trunks stopped him.
"Why aren't you at my moms party?"
Gohan smirked a bit, adjusting his glasses.
"My mom suggested that I'd watch you guys."
"We're not little kids anymore Gohan."
"Well Trunks, I know you r not but im not too sure about Goten."
"Say what?!" yelled Goten in a huff.
"Never mind. When Bra comes let her in ok?"
"Fine." replied Trunks snatching the television remote.
Once Gohan left Paresu couldn't help but giggle.
"Im not really leaving, right Goten?"
"Of course not babe!"
"Yay!" she cheered snuggling her head into his chest "This is going to be so much fun!"
Too bad she was horribly wrong.
Hours and hours had passed and they had done nothing but sit there lifelessly.
There was nothing on TV besides re runs of old boring shows. You know those shows you couldn't stand,
with those characters you couldn't relate to.
After about an hour of that Trunks turned off the Tv and sighed.
Eventually he fell asleep leaving Goten to play on his phone and Paresu to chew her gum.
Pop!
There goes that damned gum again. Ever since Gohan left its all She's been doing.
Chewing, chewing, pop. Occasionally she wouldn't do it for awhile,
replacing that habit with the bubbles she blew.
Oh and they weren't just small bubbles they were big ones,
and every time they'd pop the scent of that horrible aroma made its way around the room.
Goten hated that smell. That original gum flavor drove him crazy.
He was more of the watermelon type, the kind that went for the fancy names.
Ballistic berry, Blue blowout, Paradise punch, anything with a clever title.
Ding Dong!
"I'll get it!" yelled the two boys as they ran towards the door.
Paresu checked her watch, it was 7:00pm.
"This day is going so slow!" she complained, grabbing a compact from her purse.
Once the pair reached the Door Goten grabbed the knob.
"You know its defiantly your sister right?"
"Probably." Trunks said sitting back down, closing his eyes once more.
Goten just shrugged and opened the door a tiny bit. Immediately the door flung open
revealing Bra and Pan.
"Hey!" Bra sang happily winking at Goten "What's going on?"
"Nothing at all." he said dully "We're all so bored."
"Sucks to be you!" Pan said throwing down her bag "Bra and I just had the best time!"
"Oh really?" Trunks said sarcastically "Why don't you tell us. We're so interested."
Pan laughed a bit while Bra folded her arms.
"Fuck you Trunks." spat Bra, she was in no mood for his sarcasm.
Trunks just shrugged it off and grabbed a newspaper.
"Wow." Pan said, patting Goten on the back "You guys look like your having a blast!"
"Ha ha, very funny... Im so bored!"
"I know what would cheer you up!" Bra called running outside.
"Huh?"
The faint whisper of Bra speaking was heard on the stoop followed by an "Its ok?" and a "Finally".
At that moment Marron and Uub waltzed right in.
"What are they doing here?!" Goten shouted "Dad's going to kill me!"
"Awww come on Goten! Your just going to send them all the way home?" Bra asked sweetly.
"They all cant come in!" yelled Goten.
"Come one! Its just two more people!"
"Please?" Marron asked angelically showing off her famous puppy dog eyes.
Trunks felt as if he melted just then, losing himself in her beautiful ebony eyes.
He forgot exactly how beautiful she was. It was all natural too. Not one bit of makeup had touched her skin. Amazing!
"Goten." Trunks murmured dreamily "Just let them in."
He sighed.
"Fine, but I swear Uub, if you mess up the floral arrangements ill kill you!"
Too bad he said that a little too loud.
"Goten!" a Videls voice called from the other room "What's going on in there?!"
The group just stared at each other unable to move. For some reason they were just to scared.
No one liked Videl when she was angry. They were all too scared to.
Once Videl and Gohan walked through the door they gasped.
"Goten! What is Paresu still doing here? And why are Marron and Uub here too?!" Gohan yelled scolding Goten with his eyes.
"I–Uhh–"
"All of you out!" barked Videl "Now!"
A serene stillness fell upon the group leaving them all silent.
They're minds must have all been linked together because the next event seemed too planned.
The funny thing is that it wasn't!
"Tie them up and throw them in the closet!" They all shouted running towards the adults restraining their limbs.
All of sudden, Mr. Popo appeared in a big poof of smoke.
He threw a long thick rope to Pan and then disappeared as fast as he came.
"That was.. Interesting." she mumbled throwing it around her parents bodies.
Goten abruptly fumbled into the room with two pairs of socks.
With no hesitation Goten shoved them into their mouths and tightened the ropes knot.
They then were thrown into the closet.
"Free at last!" Trunks called throwing himself onto the couch.
"Tell me about it." Pan said dusting her hands off "I have to deal with that everyday!"
The group just laughed and took their designated seats around the room.
"What now?" Marron asked, eyeing the group.
"Lets play a game or something." Uub suggested.
"Monopoly?" Paresu suggested.
"Nah." the group said.
"I have a game." Bra stated slyly advancing to the center of the room.
All eyes then fell on Bra.
"How about we play... Spin the bottle."
First chapters down!! Wahoo! The MoOoSh is happy! ::ahem:: Just for your knowledge,
these are some of the Japanese words and their meanings... I will probably be using these words
throughout the story so yea here they are:
Baka: basically calling some one stupid
bakame: damn fool
gaki: a brat or an immature person
nani: what
Hai: yes
iie: no
Moshi Moshi: you use this as a greeting for the telephone.