"Kissing would be nice, no?" The frog said as Tiana asked him the rhetorical question. And then she flipped out and ran all the way back into her room. "Wait, wait! Don't-"
Tiana tossed some stuff animals at him from her shelf, trying to defend herself from what appeared to be a mutant frog or something.
"Wait, princess!" Another animal hit him. "Put the monkey down!" And so instead she tossed the monkey at him.
"Stay away from me!" Tiana shouted, but the frog only came closer and hopped up onto the dresser. The irony here really is strong, isn't it.
"No no, you do not understand! I am Prince Naveen!" SLAM! Tiana smashed him with the fairy tale book. "Of...Maldonia..."
Tiana looked at the smashed frog, then out the window. "Prince? Wait, if you're in here...who's out there dancing with that obnoxious bitch?"
"I thought she was your friend...but I do not know! First I was handsome and human, and being a snotty douche. The next thing I know, I'm a better looking frog. But let's cut to the chase, shall we? In that book there is the answer. You must kiss me!" Another slam from the book. "Okay...uncalled for..."
"There is no way I am kissing a frog!" Tiana exclaimed as she dropped the book. She got a bit of distance away from Naveen, hoping not to engage him any more than she needed to.
Naveen looked around and quickly sprayed the perfume in his mouth. "Please, princess, if you do this I will buy you your restaurant that I'm not supposed to know about yet, but who really cares anyway. What do you say?"
Tiana applied some lipstick and spun around. "Come here big boy!" She shouted. The two locked lips and suddenly Tiana was turned into a frog. "How'd I get all the way down here..." She looked into the mirror and shouted in horror, then hopped up onto the dresser. "You! You—wait, where are you?"
Iron Man stood near the dresser now, covered in frog mucus or whatever. "I am Iron Man, and I don't know how that just happened, but it got me here." He blasted Tiana and looked around the room. "Oooh!" He ran over to the pile of stuffed animals and grabbed a teddy bear. "I'm gonna sleep well tonight!" He flew off into the distance.