When You Think it Cant Get Any Crazier It Does
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a/n: Hullo! I finished Horror in the Future so I decided to make another story! This ones about how the Marauders meet and all there funny pranks! I hope u like! Cause if ya do, please R+R!
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James Potter awoke in his bed, in his room, on the day he would be leave for a year to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He blinked a few times then turned over on his side. It was so early, he didn't want to get up but then he heard his mum yell up the stairs.
"JAMES HARRY POTTER! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR LAZY BONES OUT OF BED THEN YOUR GOING TO BE LATE FOR THE TRAIN!" she yelled, and went back to the kitchen.
James shot out of bed. He had forgotten that today was the day he was waitting for ever since his 11th birthday. He ran over to his closet and got dressed then tied on his shoes and ran down the stairs.
"Mornin'" he mumbled as he stuffed 2 pieces of toast in his mouth.
"Don't eat so fast or you'll get a stomach ace." Mrs. Potter told her son. "Now go get your trunk, so we can get going."
James chugged down his orange juice and ran up stairs. He went to his room where he locked up his trunk and dragged it out of the room and down the hallway till he stopped at his cousin, Matt, room.
He knocked on the door and yelled, "MATT WE GOTTA GET GOING SOON!"
Almost instantly the door opened to revile his cousin Matt.
Matt had jet black hair and it was almost like James's but it wasn't as messy as his. He had beautiful blue eyes that u can just get a trance by just looking at him. He was tall, much taller than James and he had a few freckles on his face but not to many. I guess you could call him handsome if you were a girl. Today he was wearing a plain t-shirt and some jeans.
Matt looked down at his little cousin and started to give him a noogy.
"Was up, munchkin?" Matt said still forcing his knuckles back in forth on James's head.
"Ah! NO! Not your power noogy!" James said trying to get out of his cousins grip.
After a minute, Matt finally let go of James and brought his trunk out to the hall way and closed his door behind him. But then went back in his room and came back out with his little pet owl, Flame. He closed the door again and they both went across the hall to Matt's younger sister and James's other cousin, Kelly, room.
When Matt and James reached the door they looked at each other with evil grins then they started to pound on the door.
"KELLY!" they yelled. "KELLY HELP! EVIL WIZARDS HAVE COME TO KILL US!!"
After a minute Kelly opened her door and the 2 boys fell in the room.
Kelly had beautiful long black hair, which she always had back in to bushy pigtails. She was tall but she wasn't as tall as Matt. She had pretty hazy eyes which were either were into space or had her evil spark in her eyes meaning she had an evil plan. She was wearing her favorite poncho sweat shirt and sum blue jeans today.
"Do you 2 mind!?" She said in her angry voice.
James and Matt got up off the floor.
"Why Kelly, how nice it is to see you." James said casually, with a smile on his face.
"Oh cram it James." She said with a smile.
A few seconds of silence when they all got evil grins on there faces.
"You both got your dung bombs, yes?" Kelly said with an evil grin pasted on her face.
"Wouldn't leave with out'em." Matt said with an eviler grin on his face.
Kelly's black cat, Misha but they called it Me for short, walked out of Kelly's room and went down stairs.
"KIDS! WERE LEAVING!" Mrs. Potter yelled up the stairs.
Matt bewitched the trunks to float and brought them down stairs. When they were on the first floor, Kelly picked up Me and went out to the car. James grabbed Flame, as he was a big as his hand, and told Matt he'd hold him in the car till he got in. James got in the back next to Kelly and heard Matt put the trunks in the back of there old car.
After Matt closed the trunk he got in the car, with a piece of parchment and a pen. (a/n: Matt had a pen cause when u use a quill u have to use ink and since he didn't want to get the ink all over the car, he's using a pen. J )
Mrs. Potter got up front to the right and a moment later Mr. Potter got in the car on the drivers side.
"You kids got every thing?" Mrs. Potter asked to make sure.
"Yes." the 3 of them said in unison.
"Ok then." Mr. Potter said starting the car. "London here we come."
(a/n: u have'ta remember that where they live is awhile away from London so that's y they all had to get up early *its 8 o'clock for them at the time*)
Half way threw the car ride, Kelly and Matt decided to show James there plans to get back at the Slytherin's for just being gits. It was a good plan but risky.
"What happens if you get caught?" James asked in a low whisper so Mrs. Potter couldn't hear him. She wasn't at all found about pranks.
"Then Filch will have our heads," Matt said with a smile.
"Who's Filch?" James questioned.
"He's the caretaker, and with his bloody cat always about its hard to pull pranks," Kelly answered.
"Why does it matter if the cats around to pull pranks?" James asked again.
"Were not sure how, but we think it can smell trouble. If it sees ya it'll get Filch. It crazy!" Matt answered this time.
"Oh…" James said.
The other half of the trip the 3 of them took a nap the rest of the way there.
"James…" James heard in a far away voice. "JAMES!! WAKE UP!" some 1 yelled.
He woke with a start.
"WHAT?!" he asked alarmed.
"Were here!" Matt said getting out of the car.
They got a trolley and placed the trunks on it.
"You 2 watch out for him." Mrs. Potter told Kelly and Matt as she hugged them all good bye. "You know what, scratch that. James you watch out for those 2."
"What do ya mean, Aunt Nina?" Matt said with an innocent look on his face.
"Yea that was a bit harsh." Kelly said with a fake hurt look on her face.
"Oh stop you 2." Mrs. Potter said.
With 1 last hug, Matt, Kelly and James set off into the train station.
James looked at his ticket.
'Platform 9 and ¾?' James thought.
"Here we are." Kelly said standing in between platform 9 and 10.
"Er…Kelly?" James started. "This is neither the place were we go."
"Course it is. What do you think, I'm crazy?" Kelly said to James.
"Yes." both, James and Matt said.
Kelly pushed Matt forward with the trolley.
"Go on, Matt. Show him how." Kelly said.
Matt nodded and walked casually towards the wall with the trolley.
"Kelly he's gonna" James started but Kelly said,
"Sh! And watch."
James watched Matt as he was about to collided with the wall. He thought it would be funny if he hit the wall. But to James's amazement he didn't.
"See. Now you go. If your nervous you might wanna run." Kelly told James.
James nodded and imitated the exact way Matt went threw. A moment later he was on another Platform. He looked around seeing all these other kids who were saying good bye to there family's and greeting there friends.
"OI! JAMES!" he heard Matt yell as he gave the man the trunks. "Get over here."
A second later, Kelly came threw the barrier.
"You did that well for a first year." Kelly commented James as they made there way over to Matt. A minute later tons and tons of 7th year girls ran over to Matt screaming "MATT! OH MATT!" or "GO OUT WITH ME MATT!" James lifted an eye brow and looked up at Kelly, who was laughing slightly and shaking her head at the same time.
"Come on. We shouldn't go by Matt when his fan clubs over there." Kelly said taking James's hand and turning to the left looking for her other friends.
"KELLY!" they heard some 1 yell to there right. A girl with light brown, shoulder length hair was running over to them.
"SARAH!" Kelly squealed in excitement. Once Sarah got over to Kelly they hugged and started to talk, when Sarah noticed James was there.
"Who's this?" Sarah said bending down to be head height with James.
"This is my little cousin, James. First year ya know." Kelly told Sarah.
The next thing James knew was that Sarah pulled him into a tight hug. James blushed slightly.
"Aw. First years are so cute." Sarah said letting go of James.
"Stop that, you'll scare him." Kelly joked.
But then a train whistle went off and Kelly grabbed James's hand and dragged him on the train.
"You gonna sit with us?" Kelly asked when they found a compartment.
"Nah." James said wandering down the hall looking for an empty compartment. He couldn't find one that was empty so he decided he would go for 1 that's not so empty. The first one he found that wasn't so empty had only 1 person in it who was reading a book.
"Can I seat in here?" James asked the boy. The boy didn't look up, only nodded.
James shut the compartment door and took a seat across from the boy. James got bored so he took out the book that Matt gave him for his birthday, 101 ways to pull pranks on your teachers. After a few minutes he noticed the boy was reading the same book.
"A 101 ways to pull pranks on your teachers, huh?" James asked the boy, who now noticed that they were reading the same thing.
"You know it." the boy said with a smirk.
"James Potter." James said reaching out his hand.
"Sirius Black." the boy said shaking James's hand.
Sirius had black hair, like James, and he almost had the same hair style as Matt.
James had this weird feeling that this was the start of a crazy friend ship.
(a/n: you got that right James.)
James and Sirius had a lot in common. They both liked the same Quidditch team, both liked pranks. You would mistake them for brothers of some sort.
After awhile, a boy, who looked like he's seen better, walked in asking if he could sit with them. James and Sirius happily said yes.
"James Potter." James introduced himself to the boy who walked in.
"Sirius Black, wower of many, and the supreme wizard of all time." Sirius said with a hint of dramatics in his voice.
The boy laughed and said, "Remus Lupin. Nice'ta meet ya."
Remus was a pale boy and had bags under his eyes. Like I said before, he looked like he's seen better days. He had dirty blonde hair and brown eyes to match'em.
"So what house you 2 aiming for?" Remus asked.
"Gryffindor." James and Sirius said unison.
"Same with me." Remus replied.
A moment later the compartment opened and at the doorway stood Kelly and Kelly's friend, Sarah.
"So here's where ya are." Kelly said looking at James.
"WO! Look Kelly. More little first years." Sarah said with a smile and hugged Remus and Sirius.
Remus turned bright red and Sirius smiled happily.
"Sarah, what did I tell you about hugging first years?" Kelly asked.
Sarah let go of Remus and Sirius and looked at the floor.
"That I shouldn't hug them cause I'll scare them." Sarah said.
"Very good. Sorry to bug ya James." Kelly said as her and Sarah left.
A half an hour later the train started to slow down, then completely stopped.
James, Sirius and Remus got out of the train and looked around.
"Where do we go now?" Remus asked.
"Firs' years! Firs' years over here!" they heard in a booming voice.
James, Sirius and Remus shrugged and walked over to where they heard the voice, and the voice seemed bigger than the person making it.
The man was huge and had a bread, James figured that he was in his late 30's or so. After a few minutes then man told them to follow him and they did.
They walked all the way to a big lake where a dozen boats were at.
"4 ter a boat." the man said.
James, Sirius and Remus got in a boat together and was joined by a red headed girl.
After a few minutes and every 1 was in a boat, the boats started to move.
"Hello. My names Lily, Lily Evans." the red headed girl said with a smile. "And you 3 are?"
"James Potter." James told her.
"Remus Lupin. A pleasure." Remus said with a smile.
"Sirius Black, wower of many, and the supreme wizard of all time." Sirius said with a smile.
James and Remus rolled there eyes. Lily giggle slightly.
Sirius started to go threw his pockets. Then said,
"Oi. I forgot I had these." Sirius said pulling out some fireworks from his pocket. "There Zonko's new water start fireworks."
All of a sudden there was a crash of thunder that made every 1 jump and caused Sirius to lose grip of the fireworks which landed in the lake. The 4 of them looked at each other then yelled, a moment later fireworks started to go everywhere over the lake making beautiful designs which made all the 1st years go "Wooo." or "Ahhh"
When they reached the shore, I'm sure every 1 would agree that that was the brightest entrance across the lake Hogwarts has every seen.
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a/n: mwahaha! don't you just love dat? Cause I do! Ill update later! Please read and review!