Author's Note: You can read the story or not, but I suggest reading it. It's really fun. (I own nothing. Just imagine Q is the one speaking.)

It was just a normal day on the Enterprise... well no it wasn't that's just too boring. It was a chaotic day on the Enterprise. Everybody was running about like crazy or whatever it is you mortals do in the midst of choas. Picard was his usual boring self ruining all the fun by creating order in the choas.

Of course today wasn't Picard's lucky day. Today some little kids would be allowed to go on the bridge because I know just how much Picard hates children.

Picard's eyes widened in horror when he saw the children, "Number one, why are the children on my bridge."

"Did you forget, sir? Today is the day when children are allowed on the bridge." Data said.

"Since when was there a day that children were allowed on the bri-?"

Okay this is getting boring. It start raining hard when Picard was talking.

"What the hell?" Picard asked confused. "Q!"

"Well it's about time you figured it out. You were getting boring so I decided to add a little rain." I said.

"Q, make this stop!" Picard ordered.

"I'm afraid I can't since I just typed it up and I don't feel like changing it. It's just too much work."

"Q, I have no idea what you're talking about but make this stop right now!"

"Bye." I said before disappearing.

"Q!"

Sorry about that my mortal fans. I decided to have my fun with Picard. The kids came onto the bridge and began splashing in the rain. They splashed some water on Picard getting him even more wet and Picard looked pissed.

It stopped raining and one of the kids started crying loudly. Picard looked annoyed. He had enough with the children.

"Mr. Worf please escort these children off my bridge." Picard ordered trying hard not to get too angry.

"With pleasure." Worf said before getting all the children to go back home to their parents.

But that wasn't the end of the fun. No it was just the beginning of it. When Picard went into his ready room to get some Earl Gray tea. I decided to replace it with pure lemon juice.

Picard drank it and you should have seen his face. It was quite hilarious. I just couldn't help but laugh at his reaction. I quickly got bored of it. So I made the ship fill up with tribbles.

Picard looked quite surprised. Pies began coming from the sky and he looked horrified as a pie hit his bald head giving him cherry "hair".

When Worf was hit by a pie, he growled in irritation which was very amusing. Picard came back onto the bridge and slipped on the water and fell down hard.

"Are you okay, sir?" Data asked concerned helping Picard up.

"Of course, not!" Picard shouted.

Data looked confused and hurt, "Sir?"

"Q is trying to make me miserable."

"Oh stop being such a big baby." I said.

"Q, I'm done with games."

"Well I'm not and my fans will surely want more."

"Q, what the hell are you talking about?"

"Well you're just a part of a fanfiction story that I'm writing."

"What a minute, you're saying all this is just a story?" Riker asked.

"Yes."

"I don't believe you."

"What's there not to believe?"

"Every word you said."

"Fine. I'll prove it and end this. Maybe just for now if my fans like this."

And so like that it was the end.

Author's Note: If you mortals want more, tell me.