Alright, this is my very first fanfic so be nice reviewers please '

Warning: Spoiler in the setting P

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto and/or any of the characters/towns/etc. from the anime/manga series. The only thing I DO own in this story is my OC, Tatsumi Obaitu.

Key: '…thoughts…' "dialogue" regular narrating

Characters:

-Deidara (he is 21 years old in this story)

-practically everyone else in naruto

-Tatsumi (Tatsu for short) Obaitu

Description of OC: dark brown eyes, chocolate brown hair one inch above shoulders, special Jounin rank, weighs 126 pounds, height: 5'5", about 21 years old.

Setting: Takes place after Gaara dies(or is killed, whichever way you look at it).

Chapter 1: Kidnapped

Her breath was short and eyes tired. She couldn't have seen that attack coming…or could she? Tatsumi had been poisoned. That's why her movements were so snail-like. Sure, she could try activating her bloodline, but that posed as a great threat against her, seeing as how her chaakra levels were dangerously low. Her opponent happened to be the very goal of her mission. He was a burly, S-rank criminal known for his many tax boycotts, government funds, and leading gangs to steal priceless art pieces. Oh, and the murde of almost an entire village.

'I don't know how much longer I can take this…much less stay standing…' Tatsu's vision was getting blurrier by the second. Although Tatsumi had severely weekened her opponent, she stood no match against him in the condition she was in.

'This is it…I'm a goner at this rate!' Her eyes struggled to see her opponent readying himself for the kill.

Meanwhile…behind a thicket of trees…

"Is that her, Kisame?"

"Yeah, Deidara. You go get her while I finish that guy off."

"Right."

Was she delirious to the point where the faint voices behind the trees didn't bother her at all? Maybe, maybe not. Tatsumi decided to choose 'not' as she repeated in her mind, 'I WILL beat this guy…I HAVE to…' and focused only on that. Her head pounded as she tried to concentrate on her opponent's next move. Then it hit her. Literally. Whatever it was, it came whizzing toward her and hit her square on the top of her head. With a "thump" her weak body hit the ground.

"That was it?!" Kisame whispered loudly to his temporary partner. Deidara shook his head.

"Very uncalled for, yeah."

"Man, judging from his stance and concentration, I thought it would be some kind of 'Grand Finale' or something…" Kisame mumbled disappointedly as he slowly stood up to face the alleged rock thrower. One slash of Kisame's sword was all it took to take the guy out. He turned around and watched Deidara lazily put Tatsumi on his back. Then they nodded to one another and walked out of the clearing.

Tatsumi slowly opened her eyes to the soft hum of voices in another room. She quietly looked around and took in her new and unusual surroundings. It was a small room, containing only a bed, dresser, desk, and a small closet. The door was wide open, and outside the little room was what looked like a giant cave. Probably because it was a giant cave. There was a fairly large dining table where all the members of Akatsuki were seated. Suddenly an ear-splitting, bone-shattering scream was heard just as she saw Kisame pass her room in a blur with one of those giant cookies in hand. Shortly after was Tobi, chasing after him with a baseball bat, his mask covered in whipped cream. Tatsu couldn't help but chuckle at Kisame's prank, but her smile faded when she realized Tobi was the one who had screamed and was causing all the ruckus at the moment, preventing her from going back to sleep. The two were running around the perimeter of the middle part of the cave, so both would pass her doorway every 15 seconds or so. Tobi was still screaming. Her right eye twitched. She heaved a deep sigh, reached in her sleeve, and pulled out a shuuriken(spelling?). She timed her throw (aimed at Tobi's ear) and let the weapon fly. However, right before it hit he decided to sit down in one of the empty chairs, causing the flying object to head straight for Itachi. Tatsumi's eyes widened as she watched in pure terror. It 'clinked' against his forehead protector and landed in Deidara's soup. Before even one word could be said, Tatsu shot back under the covers and fell back asleep.

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Alright! First chapter D O N E. I'm not sure if it's good to those of you reading so your reviews are much appreciated. I think I'll have a system to where if I have at least 10 reviews I'll continue the story…Unless I come up with an idea that I HAVE to write down. )