For Nicole.
Because there just isn't enough Hayner/Roxas out there.
Ask anyone, and they'll tell you that Hayner is an excellent liar.
Ask me, and I'll tell you different.
Even when I first met him, I could tell when he wasn't being truthful.
He doesn't have any big 'tells', none that would be obvious to anyone who didn't know what they were looking for,
It's just a small thing that I happened to pick up on one day.
When Hayner lies,
He makes a fishy face.
You know, the pooched out lips, the sucked in cheeks,
It's only for a split second,
But every time he tells a lie, without fail,
Fishy face.
He doesn't know that I know
And I think that's for the best.
That way, I can use it to my advantage.
Like the 'sucker fiasco' last fall.
Olette, being the thoughtful person she is, bought a giant jar of suckers for the usual spot.
Because even we get sick of ice cream every once in awhile.
There were four flavors, you know the deal, Grape, Green apple, Blue raspberry, and Cherry.
I fucking love green apple.
Everyone knows that.
So we all agreed that all of the green apple suckers were mine.
Well, Hayner decided it would be funny to pick through the suckers, removing all of the green apple.
When I got to the usual spot, I was so ready for something sweet to suck on.
I walked over to where the suckers were, and...
"WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL THE GREEN APPLE SUCKERS??"
Hayner, the cheeky bastard, sauntered on over to me, and asked,
"Hey, calm down buddy, what's going on now?"
He sat down on a crate, and turned to listen to me.
"Someone, or something, stole all of the green apple suckers out of the jar. Everyone knows that the green apple ones are mine. So I want to know who did it, so I can kick their ass. Do you have any idea who might have done it?"
"Nope, sorry Rox."
Fishy face.
Bastard!
"Are you absolutely sure? Because I came in here wanting something sweet to suck on, and if I don't suck on something soon, I'll be so pissed you won't know what to do with me."
"I've got a few ideas as to what you could suck on..."
"Dude, no, I only like the green apple ones. I won't eat any other flavor."
He mumbled something about me being 'Such a virgin', which I ignored, because it had nothing to do with the dilemma at hand.
"Alright, whatever, I'm going to go ask Pence and Olette if they know anything."
Even though I know you took them...
"Okay man, if I see anything, I'll be sure to fill you in."
Olette and Pence were out shopping, and it was kind of a long walk, and it was unusually hot for a fall day, and I was feeling a little tired...
"You know what, on second thought, I'll just stay here and hang out with you. I'll wait to ask them until they get back."
I sat on the crate next to Hayner.
"Alright. Wanna play darts or something?"
"Dude, no, you'll just win."
"Exactly, that's why I want to play!"
So competitive...
"I just want to lounge around, I'm feeling kind of lazy."
"Oh, that's cool, I guess."
We were both quiet for a while. It was a comfortable silence, like it always was with us.
That's when I got my grand idea.
I leaned over and pressed my lips to his.
He kissed back almost instantly, as this was no surprise to him. We make out every once in awhile when we're bored and alone. We are both hot, horny teenagers. It just makes sense.
After kissing for awhile, I brought my mouth next to his ear and whispered hotly,
"Give me back my fucking suckers, or this is never happening again."
I heard a loud groan of defeat as Hayner got up and walked toward the corner of the room, picked up a plastic bag, and plopped it in my lap.
"Happy?"
"Extremely!"
I unwrapped one and popped it in my mouth. Satisfied at the rush of sweet flavor, I popped it back out and turned toward Hayner.
"I Love you, asshole."
"I Love you too, Rox."
No Fishy face.