Davis and Kari- On the Net!
Written by Liberate Ayane
A/N- This supposed ot be funny, and poke some harmless fun at Takari and Taiora fans. I mean no harm whatsoever to those couples, so, to quote Zip from Tomb Raider Chronicels- "Don't get yer knickers in a twist!" If you find it offensive, don't review. (I have anonmyous reviews turned off BTW) Enjoy.=
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One evening, Kari and Davis were on a nice date, and so they decided to stop by Kari's house before they went to go see a movie. (Wow. that Original.)
"Hey, Davis, I gotta go check some e-mail really wuick at my place okay? I'm expecting somehting from another friend, and it isn't TK." Kari said, walking up to her apartment door. Davis grinned, nodding his head.
"Sure thing Kari! Anything for you."
"Great, thanks Davis."
She walked inside, and up to her own PC in her bedroom. She logged on the internet, but she didn't get her e-mail that she was looking for. She sighed and turned around in her chair, facing Davis.
"Nothing. But hey, let's check out FanFiction.net, I'm hoping they have some good, non-Yaoi Gundam Wing fics. I am getting tired of endless Duo/Heero stuff." Kari sighed, clicking he rmouse. Davis looked at the clock and sat down.
"Go ahead. The movie doesn't start until 8:00 PM anyways, and it's 6:34." Davis said, reading a bookt hat was on the floor. Kari went to the 'Just In' section and gasped.
"Davis! I found somehting horrible!" Kari said in horror. Davis ran up to where she was and gasped also.
"OH MY GOD! It's a fic about you and TK, at the age of 8, making out! That's sick!" Davis yelled, disgusted by the fic (A/N- I haven't seen one of these, but I did at other sites). Kari looked sad, and scrolled over to the Digimon section.
"Wow... look at all the fics about Tai and Sora... I thought Sora broke up with Tai to be with Matt (A/N- I'm a Sorato fan. So sue me)..... And they have bad grammar to boot. Sad." Kari inspected, moving the mouse down. What was more horrifying was the fact that people were pairing Davis up with Ken!
"OH MY GOD AGAIN! Me and Ken...? I like that idea, but I prefer you Kari."
"Yeah... they are good fics though. (A/N- I am a Kensuke supporter)"
The two DigiDestined scrolled to the next page and were shocked to see even more TK/Kari fics, and Tai/Soras.
"Yuck.... these are horrible, except for the ones with you and AK, or whatever his name is." Davis pointed out. Kari sighed and read one.
"They are very well written, but it's the fics about me and TK as little kids that scare me."
Davis got a bigger shock when he read a story about him and Yolie. He gagged and ran to the bathroom and threw up.
"Yuck.. me and Yolie... I hate her... she's so annoying."
"Hey Davis, what do you think about these fics about peopl killing you?" Kari asked. Daic was infuriated at read one.
"HOW DARE THEY!!! THEY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN SNOT NOSED PUNKS!!!!!!" Davis shreeched. Kari calmed him down and explained.
"I think they are jeaouls that youa re trying to make moves on me. They should just lighten up. Anyways, we bettter get a move on to the theater."
"Your right. Let us never see these fics again."
With that, Davis and Kari left her room, hand in hand for the theather.
-The End...?-
A/N- Yes, this was based off of a VERY good Harry Potter fic I read. I am sorry if this is ripping it off, I forgot the title or the author, but I apoliize for any similarites. Also, This is meant in good humor and I tried not to offend anyone. am not a Taiora fan, or Takari and Daiyakao, so my sincere apologies to fans of those couples. I hope that some of you liked this. If not, I am terribly sorry.- L. Ayane