I promised myself love.
I promised that my heart would be forever the possession of Lily Evans. That one day, she would declare her love for me. One day, I would finally make her see that I was her slave of love.
But another day comes and goes without progress. Another day come and goes with another no. Another moment of hurt flashes in my eyes and dissipates.
So today I make a solemn vow—I, James Potter, vouch to never ask Lily Evans on a date again. I will never pine after the dearest girl in my life.
I vouch, from now until eternity, to never dream again.