(A/N: Oh yeah… the randomness will attack you! Mwahahaha! Okay… so this is going to be:
SasuHina(duh)
LeeTema(you know you wanna love it)
And…
UNDECIDED! T-T lol. Vote! I might take your advice! Might.)
((Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except for Burbs' soul… Bwahahaha!!))
WARNINGS: Randomness, madness, yuri, crack... etc XD
Stop The Madness!
Shikamaru was having a rather bad day. First off he had to listen to his teammate(Ino) continue on and on about something he couldn't quite fathom. Secondly he found himself cornered in an alley way by a very irate looking weapons mistress. "I need your help." She let out in a begrudging tone.
Lee had been one of Hinata's closest friends for a long time, much to Neji's disdain. When he brought his team to the Hyuuga household he had been hoping Tenten and Hinata would bond. It was odd how when he sent Lee and Tenten searching for the Hyuuga heiress she had only been found by the Taijutsu specialist.
When she was found however, she was doing the thing Rock Lee adored the most.
Training.
Surprisingly enough, the two bonded quickly. It was odd to say the least that she got along so well with the exuberaunt male.
Tenten didn't mind much. Not at all actually. She did find the girl cute, but she wasn't very fond of female friends.
What Tenten did mind was when she overheard a certain conversation… a certain few conversations.
"W-what is i-it Lee-san?"
A sigh could be heard.
"Nothing…"
Hinata furrowed her brows, "N-no it's not… n-now tell me, y-you know I-I'll just worry if you d-don't…"
He blushed, "W-well… I-I…" Hinata suddenly knew.
"It's a-about Sakura-san?"
He nodded, a defeated look taking over his features.
"W-what is this t-time?"
"Temari-san."
Hinata blinked, "What o-of h-her?"
He gulped, "S-she… likes Sakura-san."
An awkward silence dropped on them.
"E-eh…?" you could hear Hinata's hot blush.
"Temari-san is in love with Sakura-san."
Awkward.
"She told me to 'stay away from her prey'…"
Both of them were fairly innocent minded people. When Lee thought of his beloved, he thought about protecting her and helping her in any way he could manage. When Hinata thought of hers she thought about holding hands and assisting their dreams.
Yuri was far from something they were ready for.
Coughing awkwardly they both looked at the floor.
'Damn her…' the wench, that evil seductress haunted his thoughts. Everywhere he went, everyone he saw… it only served to help fuel the highly unhealthy obsession.
The worst part was she really wasn't trying to. And he knew it.
Her oversized jackets were not a way of teasing and tormenting him. It was simply her fashion sense. But he continued to curse them as tools for taunting him.
She hardly knew of his existence. It was not that she was playing 'hard to get'.
But that's what it felt like.
He clenched his eyes shut and rubbed his forehead.
There was only one solution.
Kill Hyuuga Hinata.
"They're perfect for each other!" the other female nodded in agreement.
Lee and Hinata were perfect for each other. They just didn't know it.
Despite the fact that he didn't know it, Lee stood in the best position for Sakura's heart. She liked him. Wouldn't admit to it. But she did.
That was why Temari needed to set Lee up with someone.
Who best to approach with a match-making problem than a certain blond haired flower arranger?
"You know, you are exactly right! We so need to set them up!" Ino smiled brilliantly, "I'll call Sai-kun! He's really insightful on this kind of stuff!"
Temari wondered if she was even talking about the same Sai she knew.
This needed to be stopped.
She knew that much when she searched for Neji to help her.
"-and that's why I need to get Hinata-chan away from Lee-kun! They're both so dense, but they obviously like each other."
Tenten nearly groaned. No. Not again.
Neji raised an eyebrow, "So you're telling me that after all this time, you've become interested in Lee?"
She blushed, "N-no…! I-I…" she looked down, "I've liked him for awhile…"
"Fine. I'll help you Haruno, but only because I'm not fond of those two as a couple either."
'Nooooo!' why? The only smart, sensible, person left in the village…
"So you want me to help you?"
"Yes!"
Tenten slid down the tree in terror. 'No… Shino was my last hope…'
"I want to get together with Naruto-baka!"
"And why are you coming to me for help…?"
"You're smart. Yeah, I could go to the Uchiha or Haruno, but they're both bubble heads. You on the other hand, are smart."
"You're not going to leave me alone until I agree are you?"
"Yep!"
A pact was than made between Aburame Shino and Hyuuga Hanabi.
"You are my last hope. You will help… or I will hang you… by your 'privates'." Tenten gritted out as she tightened her grip on the poor Nara.
"We have to stop the madness!!"
TBC
((End Notes: Poor Shika... and Tenten... They're doomed. XD))