All was well and quiet at the Super Smash Brothers Mansion in the floating Battlefield that was slowly changing its generic skybox every several minutes... except not, because someone stole Captain Alph's precious case of ants.
"My poor, beautiful ants are missing!" Alph exclaimed as he frantically ran around the room, acting as if he was a chicken without a head.
Captain Olimar sighed as he shook his head, approaching the frightened captain and placing his hands on his shoulders. "Alph, just calm down. I'm sure that the container will pop up somewhere."
"No it won't! I know when and where my container of ants are!" Alph exclaimed as his eyes began widening, chucking Olimar to the side as he screamed, panicking as he placed his hands on his head, dashing out of the room.
Olimar groaned as he tried to get his head out of the toilet, shaking his head as he watched the toilet water fall off his helmet, sighing. "Alph... why do you have to be so obsessed with everything?"
Alph dashed down the hallway, panicking as he knocked down Samurai Goroh, who screamed as he dropped the box of katanas he had gathered, growling as he turned his head to Alph.
"I am going to end your life, you little Pikmin captain!" Goroh exclaimed as he placed the entire box of katanas underneath his bandana, pulling out his own katana sword as he then began chasing after Alph.
Alph turned around, gulping as he noticed the angry Goroh coming towards him. He then hid behind a pillar, with Goroh pumping into it, a loud thud being heard. Alph sighed of relief, but it did not last long, as Goroh ripped the pillar apart, panting heavily as he stared down at Alph, who whimpered as he shrunk a bit.
"Now you're mine..." Goroh stated as he pounded his fists together, about to grab Alph when Alph dodged at the right moment. Why, precisely?
Because Alph spotted Dark Pit with the container of ants that belonged to him.
"MY ANTS!" Alph exclaimed as he chased after Dark Pit, who gawked as he didn't expect the meek captain to trail him.
"Damn it! Ganondorf said that this would be easy!" Dark Pit exclaimed as he began running away from Alph, who was surprisingly keeping up as they ran around the mansion, with Goroh getting back up and chasing the two as he still wanted his vengeance.
"...Should we do anything to stop this?" Dry Bowser questioned as he and Arceus were having some tea while watching this madness involve.
"Nah. I think we should just let it play out." Arceus stated as he closed his eyes briefly, enjoying the chaos that was ensuing around them.