Disclaimer-I didn't create Naruto, nor its characters (its creator did). I did, however, created half the plot-the other half is due to my co-writer, Craftygirl.
WARNING!!! The story is REALLY random and characters are VERY OOC.
Unexpectedly, Rock Lee asked Sakura out on a date, but more surprisingly was Sakura's response: "Sure."
Sasuke saw it all, and was immediately jealous! He went up to Lee and socked him in the gut!
Sakura couldn't believe Sasuke was acting this, "Sasuke! What's wrong with you?!"
"What's wrong with you? I thought you liked me!" Sasuke demanded.
Sakura was appalled. "What did you just say?! Sasuke, this isn't like you at all!"
Sasuke was about to say something, then hesitated. Why am I acting this way?
Good question.
So anyway, it was then that Lee finally brought himself together ('cause he's not that weak!), and demanded to Sasuke, "Hey! What gives?!"
Sasuke shoved Lee onto the ground. "This is none of your concern," Sasuke dryly told him.
Lee did a Primary Lotus on Sasuke, rendering the Uchiha unconscious. "Well, this is none of your concern, since you were the one who butted in on us!"
Finally, she saw her beloved 'Sasuke-kun' out cold, and her faithfulness for him returned, and she immediately snapped, "How could you, Lee? I thought you were a better person than that. And just for that, I'm not going to go out with you anymore."
Lee was crushed. "What? But I thought this was what you wanted! Well then…if you are going to be like that, Sakura, then I do not care! I will just steal Tenten away from Neji then!"
"Fine. Go ahead. I don't care," Sakura coldly told him, but within her, she felt a bit depressed that Lee would so quickly disregard her.
And then Lee felt guilty too, especially since he only said that in response to what Sakura said. But Lee had already spoken his assertion, and he dared not back out on his word. Besides, the icy sting of Sakura's reply to his only made him more defiant to move on with his wild 'promise'.
That is…until Neji appeared from behind the trees, "What's that you said about going out with Tenten?" he demanded, glaring at him with his Byakugan eyes, "Don't you know Tenten belongs to me?!"
At first, Lee was a bit surprised at Neji's sudden appearance. And he never really wanted to 'steal' Tenten from Neji. But as Sakura was watching… "Tenten belongs to no one. And even if she does, she does not belong to you, but to me."
Sasuke suddenly popped up. "Okay, works for me!" He then grabbed Sakura by the wrist. "C'mon, Sakura, let's leave these weirdos alone to argue."
Sakura was a bit irritated that Sasuke could so easily boss her around like this, but as she was madder at Lee than Sasuke, she let Sasuke drag her away.
Surprisingly, Lee didn't even notice the two leaving; he solely focused his attention on Neji, who snapped, "Tenten will never belong to you, you FAILURE!!!!"
"Failure?! You're the one that's the failure!" Lee countered, glaring heatedly at Neji. His hands positioned to fight, if necessary.
Neji sunk down into his Gentle Fist style. "I wouldn't say that if I were you."
Lee did his well-known attack as well… the Hidden Lotus.
Neji died. And then Tenten (who had secretly been watching) came running out to his dead body. "Oh, no! NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oops…" Lee said to himself regrettably, "I did not wish to kill Neji… … …but now that I have, he is not someone to worry about any more. Now, I can win all the girls…except Sakura… … …hmm…if I have slain Neji… why not Sasuke, too?"
So then, Lee went off to kill Sasuke as well, leaving Tenten alone to cry over her beloved Neji. But it was then that Lee had his backed turned, that Tenten suddenly threw a kunai at the back of his head, making Lee die on instant.
That's Tenten's perfect aim for you. But Might Guy saw the murder that Tenten committed, and since Tenten was his least favorite student…
Yeah, he snapped Tenten's neck.
Kakashi saw the whole thing, and immediately thought less of Guy, who had just killed his own student. That's no way for a jonin to act! So then Kakashi did his chidori on Guy, severing Guy's head and wiping out the last member of Team Guy.
So now all of Team Guy is dead. Whoo-hoo! Nobody likes Team Guy, anyways, right? Hopefully, this is the end of the unpredictable killing spree?
Anyway, while all of this was happening, Sasuke finally took Sakura on a date. Unfortunately, the place their date was held was where Naruto was, also…
They met up with Naruto at the Ichiraku, and Sasuke thought he was done for, until he found Naruto sitting next to Hinata!
Naruto sincerely liked Hinata, but Hinata was positive that Naruto still liked Sakura, and so she decided to test her suspicions out. At the same time, Sasuke thought the same thing, and also wanted to confirm whether it was true.
Hinata gently nudged Naruto, who finally broke free from his ramen slurping. "Hey, er, Naruto…Sakura's here…did you notice?"
Naruto glanced up at Sakura, who didn't say anything. "Oh hey, guys! Are you two out on a date or something?"
Sasuke blushed at the comment. "Yeah…" he hesitantly revealed. And, not wanting to embarrass himself any longer, he gently tugged Sakura to sit far away from Naruto and Hinata.
So, they ate peacefully until Lee suddenly appeared, having risen from the dead! The kunai was still stuck onto his head, and he threatened, "Give me back Sakura now!" Both Sakura and Hinata fainted in fear.
Lee began to grab Sakura, but Sasuke immediately stopped him. "Just what you think you're doing?!"
"Taking back Sakura. What else?"
"Let go now, Bushy Brow!" Sasuke demanded, pulling Sakura towards him.
"Make me, you weakling! Who are you to be called an Uchiha?!" Lee countered, pulling Sakura back in his direction.
"WHAT?!" Sasuke was so furious that he accidentally ripped Sakura in half!
Both stared at the bloodied body in awe.
"Well that was unexpected," Lee stated as Sasuke gaped at the horror of what he'd done.
Naruto: "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM???!!!"
Sasuke was too shocked to say anything. All he did was drop the top half of her body onto the floor, jumping ten feet away from the pool of blood.
In the meantime, Hinata suddenly awoke and was shocked at Naruto's sudden outburst. She glared at him, "What's that, Naruto?! Did you lie to me?! Baka! I thought you only liked me! Naruto, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!"
"W-wait!" Naruto hastily stuttered. "I didn't lie! I do like you! Sakura's just like a sister! That's why I was so—"
"LIAR!!!" Hinata shouted viciously, her Byakugan flashing lethally at him before she abruptly whipped out her kunai.
She ran up to her ex-boyfriend, and stabbed him!
Lee and Sasuke could only stare at the suddenly-violent Hyuga before them. "She's scary, isn't she?" Sasuke asked. Lee could only nod.
And she didn't stop with one stab. She stabbed him again. And again. And again! Finally, when Naruto's appearance was so misshapen by Hinata's repeated stabs, she stopped.
His body—equally bloodied to Sakura's—also fell right alongside hers.
And then Hinata turned to face the two boys, a vicious grin on her face. "You're next!" she sneered, "Muahahahaha!"
"I don't think so!" Sasuke declared bravely. He turned to face Lee. "C'mon, Lee, let's get her!"
Lee took one glance at Hinata and broke out in a sweat. "No way, man! You are on your own!" He then took off running. "EEEKKKK!!! GUY-SENSEI! SAVE ME!"
"What a wuss," Sasuke said to himself.
But before Lee could escape, Hinata unexplainably appeared right in front of him!
"EEEPP!!!" Lee squealed.
"You can't escape! I will make you mine!" Hinata threatened, taking a step towards him. "Don't be afraid, you incompetent! I can give you all the power you crave!"
Lee backed away in fear. "B-but I do not care about power! All I want is Guy-sensei! That is all I want!" Lee broke out in tears.
Hinata thought for a moment. "Well, buddy boy, I wish I could spare you, but…" She then pulled out Guy's severed head. "I'm afraid he's already DEAD! Muhahahaha!"
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!" And then Lee was dead again.
"I gotta kill her before she kills me," Sasuke told himself before he turned on his Sharingan and whipped out his kunai.
"…Where did she go?" Sasuke asked himself.
"Over here!" Hinata abruptly declared before she tackled Sasuke! When Hinata had Sasuke pinned onto the ground, with her kunai pointed at his face, Sasuke thought all hope was lost when he saw somebody behind Hinata!
It was Hotake (remember, the one who really killed Guy?)! Of course he had to come to the aid of his beloved—and make that only—student. "Need a hand, Sasuke?"
Sasuke could only stare at the kunai inches from his face. "Yeah! Anytime now!"
"Okay…" Hotake then performed a series of hand signs before disappearing in a puff of smoke.
Sasuke couldn't believe his sensei was abandoning him. "Hey! Hey! Hey! Where'd you go?! THIS IS NO TIME TO GO ABANDONING ME!"
Unexpectedly, Hinata's eyes widened in surprise. Her kunai dropped.
And then Hinata's head rolled onto Sasuke's chest!
"IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Sasuke shrieked, instantly pulling himself up and immediately brushing Hinata's head off of him.
"I didn't abandon you," Kakashi suddenly said, before he added, "And do you know that you have a kunai sticking out from your eye?"
What did he say?It was then that Sasuke felt a sharp pain in his left eye. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT STINGS! IT BURNS! I'M MELTING!!!" Sasuke fell face-down in the ground, idiotically making the kunai plunge into his skull.
Kakashi sighed. And there goes my last student…
THE END
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