I only have one thing to say about this...just...don't ask why the hell I wrote this.
An evil laugh sounded through the room as the silver haired boy leaned over a desk, looking at a list and crossing off some names.
"MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Today was a very productive day. Who shall I target next?" Yeah, I know what you must be thinking. 'WHAT IS THIS LIST? WHY IS INNOCENT LITTLE ICE TARGETING PEOPLE?' Okay, that's probably not what you were thinking, but let's pretend it was and move on.
To begin with, Iceland has a secret. He's a fish-smacker, meaning he goes around smacking people upside the head with fish as a hobby. None of the nations know about this, he doesn't exactly want to go to the insane asylum.
The list he's cackling maniacally over is his fish-smacking list. This list is said to have everyone in the world, even you. The nations are all on there too, but he's saving the best for last. Norway is on there ten times, and Denmark is there twenty times.
Looking through the page list, he frowned. Every single human name on the list was crossed off, leaving only the nations left to fish-smack. True, it would be fun, but he has to be very sneaky about it. News spreads quickly among the nations, and he can't get a reputation of a deranged fish-smacker, even if he is one!
He mulled over his plan for awhile, before deciding that he should target the quieter nations first. They're less likely to talk about it, so he'll be able to keep his reputation long enough to complete his fish-smacking list. After that, his life will be complete and any consequences he faces won't matter at that point, he decided.
But who to fish-smack first? He looked over his list and found some of the quietest ones to put on a separate list, along with some comments.
List of easy first targets:
Sweden (no one understands his speech, so he couldn't tell even if he tried)
Hong Kong
Canada (no one can even SEE the dude, let alone hear him)
Japan
He also made a list of people to save for last:
DO NOT smack these people first:
Norway
America (he'll tell everyone before I can even finish smacking him)
Poland
Deciding that he was tired and didn't feel like adding any more to his lists, he started getting ready for bed. It was late, since he waited for Mr. Puffin to fall asleep. That guy is a huge gossip, and he didn't want to take any chances. Slipping on his bright pink pajamas (they were the only clean ones he had left, okay?), he jumped into bed and fell asleep.
That's it for now, because I'm lazy. Who do you think he should go after first? And no, asking that does NOT mean I have no plot in mind *shifty eyes*. Okay, I don't really, but I have a vague idea of what's going to happen, that counts, doesn't it? XD