Author's note: Ok so this is my first fic. A LOL fic no less,but... I got the idea while watching some Peppa Pig show, which is the DUMBEST SHOW EVER. MORE THAN DANCE MOMS. YEAH. There's like, no problem in that world. Its like The Giver (which, btw, I am not done yet, I am on pg 106. But it's amazing.) HEY THE GIVER HAS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THOUGH. But, anyways, there's these 30 second scenes they show between the 4 5-minute episodes (THE TIME TO TELL STORIES, BRO.) And the one I just watched was about Peppa looking at books. So all of them have like animals on them, except this one has like, blotches on the front. And annoying Peppa goes, "What's that?". And her annoying mother goes, " THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF CONCRETE". I was doubling over, it was so random. Its my favorite part. So me, being me, HAD to write this book. Enjoy while I eat my fried chicken.

DISCLAIMER:

PEPPA PIG DOES NOT BELONG TO ME OR ELSE IT WOULD BE SMART.

THE GIVER DOES NOT BELONG TO ME OR ELSE I WOULD KNOW THE ENDING.

HEY ARNOLD DOES NOT BELONG TO ME OR ELSE HELGA AND ARNOLD WOULD ALREADY BE MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS.

DANCE MOMS DOES NOT BELONG TO ME, AND THATS FINE WITH ME, BUT NOT WITH MY BFFS.

WONDER DOES NOT BELONG TO ME, BUT THE AUTHOR IS RJ PALACIO AND YOU SHOULD READ IT RIGHT NOW.

THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF CONCRETE

Once upon a time, there was a world of concrete.

Well, duh.

It was a wonderful world of just concrete.

But the concrete were (not WAS) all different. There was light gray concrete, dark gray concrete, and just gray concrete. There was smooth and cracked concrete. And all of them were block concrete.

Well, you know, except for one. Because, that's what always happens. There has to be ONE exception. Like, it's in every children's book. I think one was about fish, or something? Badazzle is having a brain cramp. ANYWAYS...

Oh wait, that was Wonder. Oh yeah. That's not a children's book. It's a children's NOVEL.

So the concrete that wasn't a block was in... A BAG! What a sin! Burn it with fire!

But then he got made into a block, so the story was over. Pretty crummy ending. I mean, the show the book is featured on doesn't have ANY character development or plot that actually makes sense, so the book has to be dumb too. Is it just me?

THE END!

Save the jungle movie! Write to Nick! Give Helga her kiss! Find Arnold's parents!DON"T WATCH PEPPA PIG, UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO YELL AT THE CHARACTERS, LIKE ME! Umm.. 0_0, I mean...

THE ACTUAL END! YOU CAN LEAVE NOW! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE! R&R!