The Demented World of Cokemon

(Disclamer: I don't own these people, they ain't mine)

(Ash, Brock, and Misty have broken up Ash is now 22)

V.O: Ash walks in to a strip club thinking its a bar.

Ash: (to bartender) Two shots of Vodka

Bartender: Coming up

Ash: Hey don't I know you from somwhere?

Bartender: I belive so. Whats your name?

Ash: My name is Ash, and yours?

Bartender: ahh... You don't remember me?

Ash: (Looks Confused)

Bartender: It's I, James

Ash: (Still Looks Confused)

James: (Screaming in rage) YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T REMEBER ME FROM ALL THE SAYINGS I DID BEFORE?

Ash: Well... Your voice sounds familar.

James: It is me James from TeamRocket

Ash: Heyyyyyy. What are you doing here?

James: I work here you stupid kid.

Ash: I'm not a kid anymore!

(Lights suddenly dim down. The stage lights then come on. Two young girls come out onto stage. the red head seems a little older than the orange haired one.)

Ash: (Walks toward the stage in amaizement)Hey dont I know you guys?

orange haired girl: huh (looks toward Ash)

Ash: (Makes a funny look)

orange haired girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(while running off stage)

Ash: Hey Misty wait!

red head: Hey, who are you, twerp, scaring my partner like that?