Vending Machine

Based on the: "tried to get the candy bar that didn't drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help me out" au

Disclaimer; Don't own YJ. Don't own the Idea...sadly.

"Uh...Are you alright down there?" Roy asked. Somehow, somebody managed to get their arm stuck in a vending machine, in a rather painful looking angle.

"Oh my god! Person! Help!" the person in the gray hood cried out, "I can't move my face but I can hear you and please help! I bought a candy bar but it didn't fall and I'm broke and my metabolism is crazy and I need food like right now or I'm gonna pass out, but the thing is I'm stuck and I can't even move my head to see you and please help me!"

Roy bit his lip, suppressing laughter. This was a serious matter. The person in the gray hoodie's life could depend on it!

pfft-

"Yeah, go ahead and laugh. I'm an idiot. I know. But please! I can feel my stomach eating what little fat I haaave!" The kid in the hoodie began to cry.

Oh god. This is more serious than previously thought. If his metabolism is really that bad then how long does he even have before he passes out from hunger?

A loud growl came from the hooded guy as well as another sob.

Roy knelt down next to the figure and felt along their surprisingly small arm, and reached into the vending machine, he found where the kid was stuck and made quick work of setting him free. A dull thud signaled the candy's freedom as well.

"OH MY GOD THANK YOU, YOU WONDERFUL PERSON!" Roy made a noise of surprise as the kid then threw his arms around him and buried his head into Roy's chest.

Another growl.

"Oh my god. I need fooooood!" the kid cried and drove his arm back into the vending machine, successfully pulling out the candy and eating it all within the span of three seconds. Which in Roy's eyes was ridiculously impressive, seeing as the candy bar had been 'king sized'.

"So…You're alright?" Roy had asked as the kid had pulled his head back up. The kid's hoodie must have been at least four…five sizes too big for him and all Roy could really see was his Wait. Was it even a he? wide smile

"Yep!" The kid had said and yep. He was a he "Oh! I should probably introduce myself!" The kid pulled back his hood and… Holy shit he was cute. With bright red hair, pale skin, emerald eyes, and about a billion freckles this kid was adorable.

"My name is Wally West! What's yours?"

"R- Roy…Roy Harper…"

"It's great to meet you, Roy!"

Holy shit, screw adorable. The kid was perfect.

I'M SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING ROYWALLY ONESHOTS AND POSTING THIS INSTEAD. ITS JUST THAT I'M IN A WRITER'S FUNK BUT I MANAGED TO WRITE AND AU AND I'M PROUD OF SAID AU AND GAH.

Have this. XD

I'm proud of myself. None of ya'll can bring me down. I'm happy~

I'll try to update RoyWally oneshots soon! Its just homecoming week and I've been stressed to my limit and I stepped on a thorn branch and my foot is swollen, throbbing and hurting and i'm allergic to band-aid adhesive so I have it wrapped in gauze and I have a dance tonight and...gah.

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