Hijikata layed out side when a voice called out to him.
"Yo, usless what are you waiting for? Shouldn't you be leaving Mr. Vacation?" Okita asks as he sits next to Hijikata.
"Shut up I'm doing important Vice Captain stuff!" Hijikata retorted sitting up and leans against the piller, getting annoyed now.
"As in being usless?" Sougo asks with a smile.
"Did you come here to practice being an ass...?" Hijikata started but stopped as another member of the Shinsengumi walked by. "Don't stay out to late! If you're late tomorrow than it's harakiri, Charles!"
"It not Charles it's Charlie, dick head." She yelled loudly as she tripped and fell face first into a mud puddle.
Okita fall's over laughing as Charlie picks herself up out of the puddle, she was about to run over to beat the two men sitting on the porch to the Shinsengumi headquarters. A monk with long black hair offers her a helpful hand as a young girl with shoulder length blonde hair hands her a hanky.
"What are you daring to call your commanding officer?" Hijikata screams as he draws his sword.
"I think he called you a dick head." Okita replys with a smile.
"I did!" Charlie call's with a smile.
"Do you not know what a dick is? It would seem you would know what one looks like since you've had the same boyfriend for years." Claudia looks at Okita with a smile. "Have you guys gone all the way yet?" A scream was her answer.
"He might leave you for a real man like me!" Charlie pokes her breasts and winces.
"YOU'RE A MAN?!" Claudia shouts louder than she meant. The monk covers his ears.
"Could you be quitter?"
"NO! I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY BEST FRIENDS A MAN AND GAY!" She yelled staring at Charlie's cleavage.
"More man than Toushi is." Charlie stated while Hijikata yell's in the back ground.
"I don't get why you didn't tell me though!" Claudia yell's. The monk still has his hands over his ear's.
"I think it's abut time we left."
"I don't!" Claudia begins to calm down and tugs his hands away from his ears. Charlie grabs the back of Claudia's shirt and walks away, Claudia in toe.
"I wont be late tomorrow Hijkata!" Charlie call's over her sholder as Claudia whines after the monk for a piggy back ride.
Okita is now rolling on the ground with laughter, Hijikata sits there confused about what had happened right in front of his own face. He stands up though, slowly, and looks down at the laughing Okita. He kicks his side and huffs as he sits leaning against his pillar.
"Oi, oi, Hijikata I have a present for you!~ It's a surprise!~ Close your eyes!~"
"Why would I close my eyes with you in the same area as I am?!"
"Because it's a good surprise!~" Okita smiles widely.
"I don't care!"
"Well you'll going to get it anyways!~" Okita pulls his bazooka out with a big smile. "Say good bye!" He pull's the trigger. Hijikata just barely makes it out of the way of the big missile.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!" He screams as he pulls his sword from it's rightful place at his slender waist.
"How could you tell?" His grin could chalenage that of the cheshire cat.
"How can't I?!" He shouts as he makes a slash for Okita's well toned stomach or torso. He jumps out of the way before he could tell.
"Okita's turn!~" Okita makes a slash for the legs but Hijikata moved.
"YOU'RE BOTH SUPPOSED TO BE ON VACTION!" The gorilla like captain of the shinsengumi smacks both of them in the back of the head. After he hits them both he lean's in towards, Okita. "Make sure that through out the week he has off, he doesn't do any thing and I'll get you a new bazooka."
"Is this some kind of bribery?"
"Do you want it?"
"OF COURSE!" Okita shouts with out thinking. Hijikata looks up from the ground with a frown.
"Of course what?"
"Nothing Toushi."Kondou says with a smile. "But you have a week off. And just so I know you do nothng when you are off, Sougo here will watch you!~"
"WHAT?!" Hijikata screams while whipping around to view the brown haired man. "I don't need a baby sitter!"
"No of course not!~" Kondou says with a shake of his head. "He's only there because I want to make sure you don't come in!~"
"Are you trying to kill me, Koundo?" Hijikata's words muffled by an unlit cigarette, than moves to light it. Okita, him being him, wanted to screw with Hijikata. Okita strolls over and takes the cigarette from his mouth and hands it to Koundo.
"Why did you give that to Kondou, Hijikata? You know he doesn't smoke!~" Okita asks with a smile. Hijikata brings out another and places I to his lips. Kondou walk away with a shake of his head.
"No!~" Okita says as he goes to snatch the cigarette rom his lips but Hijikata wasn't losing another. He moved away, but that was a wrong move. Okita was still moving for the cigarette so of course when Hijikata moved he fell. But he fell on Hijikata because all he did was moved back a step.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" He shouts from the ground, only able to see the face of Okita. Okita smiles and takes a picture of Hijikata's face was bright red because of the position they were in. Only he noticed. Okita had his hands on either side of Hijikata's head and one leg in between Hijikata's and one on his left. Okita smiled again. Leaning forward he decides to screw with him. He take the cigarette and places it to his lips. He takes a long drag, almost choking but he had lungs of steel. He blows the air out slowly.
"I was wondering when you would learn to share!~" Okita smiles widely and happily. "I think you need to learn some more!~" He leans in right as Charlie pops out of no where.
"Sorry! Am I inturupting something here?" Charlie asks with smile.
"Nope not at all." Okita says from his place on Hijkata's lap. "Now what is it you needed?"
"I forgot something... But it seems like I came at a wrong time."
"No, not at all!" Hijikata jumps up off the ground but not until something happens. Okita's ass had brushed against Hijikata's croch. Both faces go red. Hijikata's the redest.
"I just remembered I have to go rent a room."
"But I have to go with you!" Okita whines as Charlie walks away with what ever she needed.
"And now things get awkward between the two men!~"
"DAMN IT YAMAZAKI!"
Running away Yamazaki can't help but laugh.