The Hat on the Rabbit
The Mad Hatter looked at the Rabbit's white fur. "This would make a good hat" he thought. The rabbits white fur was radiant, he needed to have it – it was almost like a growing lust inside of him wanting that fur. Of course he couldn't kill the rabbit or Alice would go berserk. He couldn't risk another one of Alice's tantrums. Last time, when he said she had a funny sized head, she shaved half his hair off. In a way, he didn't want to kill the rabbit; he loved how the White Rabbit was always twitching and wanting to get to a place on time. It was... kind of hot. Now there the rabbit was, standing in front of him. The waist coat not even covering the lower part of the rabbits body. The morning sun hit the White Rabbit's eyes, they glistened like a star, and he then said "it's time". The Mad Hatter kissed the rabbit's wet snout (if rabbits have snouts), it ticked due to the rabbit having whiskers. The Hatter took off the rabbit's waste coat, the rabbit was as naked as a rabbit can be. But it wasn't enough. The hatter then got out his emergency scissors and started cutting off the rabbits fur till he looked more like one of them strange furless cats. Ew. The rabbit then said, "now I'm completely naked". He then took off the Mad Hatter's hat and put it on his own head. This didn't make the Hatter happy. The Mad Hatter got so crazy, he shaved off his own hair, glued it to the rabbits fur which was on the floor, and tried to make a wig. He wore this wig and ran away, leaving the White Rabbit to be mocked by a passing by worm.
5 days later the wig was found in a pile of poo.
The End.