YAOI (boy/boy) DONT LIKE IT, DONT READ IT!Hehe... Man Sex... -drools-oh yeah, and read the whole thing, I know DeiDei's not a girl-Sasori was going about his buisness, masturbating on a tuesday evening, when suddenly a cute little blonde "girl" appeared out from under his bed. "Hi! :D I'm your uke angel!'"OMIFUCKINGAWSH! It's really you!""My names Deidara, and I'm here for you to fuck at your bidding :D""Dei-Da-Ra" The syllables caressed his tongue as he spoke it. "I like it, my names Sasori.""ooohhhh...sounds quite fuckable.""indeed."Deidara pulled his shirt off, blushing madly. "Is this what you want?""What! No Titties! I demand a refund!"Deidara pointed at Sasori's trobbing erection."Hey, Danna, is that a penis? Can I touch it... with my face... o-o" He then proceeded to slam his face into Sasori, missing his glory by a mile."GAHHH! MY SPLEEN!...BBBRRRRAAAATTTT!""AIIIEEE! my apologies Danna!""Suck it Bitch!"Deidara smirked at the thought... "...Gladly...""WAAAIIT! I didnt mean it like-"He was cut off by uncontrollable moaning, triggered by the vaccum cleaner called then looked up with quite eyes."Maple?""No, pine actually."Ok Danna 3 "They then continued with the sexual acts until Itachi came running in the room screaming in a really high pitched voice. "BBBEEEEEAAAKKKFFASST!" Kisame ran screaming through the halls of the lair. "HOT CAKES HOT CAKES HOT CAKES!"He then stopped to cheak his sexy self out in the mirror in Sasori's bedroom covered in dried up jizz. (sexual acts o-o)-meanwhile-Hi! i'm Sakura Haruno! Reporting for Konoha News Live! Today, we will head deep into the ruins of the supposed abandoned Akatsuki lair. Oh! It looks like some members still reside here! Here, we can see two gay guys fucking madly (backround) "I SEE YOUR PEEENIS!"A sexy Uchiha making Pancakes, (kisame) THEY'RE CALLED HOT CAKES DAMMIT!"And a..um...flower... doing. ugh... (Deidara comes running through the hall ass naked) PEEEENNNIIISSSSS!Umm... and thats all for todays news! Thank you! Yeah... ik, chaos. I'll actually spend time on it next time XD