Talking

Jutsu/Kyuubi Talking/ Emphasis

Thoughts

Kyuubi Thoughts

Disclaimer: If you think I own Naruto, any of the characters, or anything else Naruto, go see a doctor/surgeon and have your brain examined.

Major OCCness, semi-AUness,

The Soon-to-be-named "Great Naruto Bridge."

Naruto and Sasuke were NOT doing well against the masked-nin, who was beating them from inside those damn ice mirrors. The masked-nin saw and exploited this to his/her ends, and decided to be blunt about it.

"You have lost, and by the customs…" Haku started

"What do you mean, lost?!" Sasuke and Naruto shoved in at the same time.

" Look closely boy, how do you think you're fairing?"

"Just fine thank you very much!" They really are thickheaded, aren't they?' the masked-nin thought. "No, you've pretty much lost at this point, so by the customs of my people, you have to fulfill one of my requests."

"There is no way in Hell am I going to bow down to you, or anyone else." Sasuke, yet again, shoved in.

"You will, or else I'll this and many, MANY other sembon needles in VERY uncomfortable places". Haku said in a voice that just screamed 'f with me anymore and you will die in a very painful and excruciating way.' That shut Sasuke up.

"My request is this… PLAY TRUTH OR DARE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

'O my fricken God, you have got to be f-ing with me' , Sasuke and Naruto thought at the exact same time.

'That Squeal can only mean one thing,... Haku is gonna play Truth or Dare with someone.' Zabuza shivered at the memory of when he first found out about Haku's morbid obsession with truth of dare

Flash Back

Zabuza and Haku were traveling through Earth Country when they cross a group of girls whispering about something, they managed to catch the meaning of the conversation

"… At 7:00 my house,… play truth or dare… other games."

Haku, being ever curious as she was asked Zabuza, "Zabuza-san, what is truth or dare?"

"I don't know", was the gruff response from the masked nuke-nin",why don't you go find out?"

And so Haku was invited to the party, much to the dismay of Zabuza, who thought it was a waste of time. Thus begin the obsession.

Flashback End

So Haku dragged Sakura, Zabuza, and Kakashi over to play, the latter two by force, and the former just wanted to play.

"I'll go first", Haku started to say ", Naruto-kun, truth, or dare?"