Random Zero Drabble-Shot

Description: Youji's video games lead to a random question he should already know the answer to… Random crap I wrote on a Monday night out of pure boredom. Called Drabble-Shot because I didn't know which one was which, so I chose both. Hope you enjoy it. Review it, favorite it, badmouth it; whatever rolls your pumpkin, just read it to see how you feel. (A little OoC?) P.S. I don't whether it's spelled Youji or Yoji. I obviously chose Youji, and you'll live. On with the show!

"Forget it! I quit! Stupid boss!" Youji threw the game controller onto the floor and shut the console off.

"It's what you get for playing for eight hours straight," Natsuo looked up from his book, grinning.

Youji crossed his arms and pouted. Natsuo giggled and returned to his book.

Youji's thoughts

Stupid giant evil sword-wielding sorcerer from the Underworld… I could've taken him down easy… if I hadn't died… four times*… Man, I suck!

End of Youji's thoughts

Natsuo, where do babies come from?"

"Odd. Thought you already knew." Natsuo mumbled, not looking up from his book.

"Well, I don't. Now drop that book, and tell me where they come from!" Youji demanded.

"Girls." Natsuo explained. His eye** seemed to be magnetically connected to the pages.

Youji tilted his head to the side, flattened his ears against his head, and flicked his tail. "So we can't have babies?"

"No." Natsuo closed his book and uncrossed his legs. "But that doesn't mean we can't still try." With that, Natsuo jumped from his chair and landed inches away from Youji's face. He smiled and leaned forward to kiss his Sacrifice. Pulling away, he whispered, "Get it now?"

"I... think so. So you mean tha—Oh! I see… Well, that sounds more fun than any video game." He thought out loud.

"I agree, Youji. But let's wait. You're so much more adorable with your ears anyway." Natsuo playfully slapped Youji's cheek. "Now, why don't you go finish off that boss. For me?"

"Yes! Okay! Watch out, you Demonic Nightmare! Better prepare for The Youjinator!"

*Boss kind of based off of Ganondorf (The Legend of Zelda). And if you die four times at a Zelda final boss, you suck like no one's watching!

**Not a typo; I meant one eye because Natsuo only has one eye. The other one's covered in that patch.

By the way, this is my first FanFic, so don't be too harsh! 3