Disclaimer: If I owned iCarly would I be writing this?NO!I do not own any of the songs mentioned either.P.S. If you see : that is Freddie's Mom I don't know why it keeps erasing her name! marissa is her too.

Jaiden: Hey I'm your host, Jaiden!A-

Jordan: And I'm his co-host and cousin, Jordan!

Jaiden: I was going to introduce you!

Jordan: Well you we're too late sucker!

Sam: I'm hungry!

Freddie: Surprise,surprise.

Sam: Shut it Fredward!

Carly: Guy's do I need to go get the spray bottle again?

Sam & Freddie: No.

Jaiden: Okay now that that's over how about you guys introduce yourselves?

: I'll go first.

Jaiden: Umm...I didn't even invite you.

Mrs.B: Well I'm already here bub so deal with it!

Freddie: Mom!

Jaiden: *Whispers to Jordan* Add her to the crazy list.

Jordon: *Whispers back* Got it.

: I'm sorry,let me start I'm Marissa Benson Freddie's mother,but you will refer to me as .

Jaiden: You know what!

Jordan: What?

Jaiden: Let's forget the introduction's I'm just gonna name everyone here!Okay first Jordan!

Jordan: Present!

Jaiden: Freddie!

Freddie: Aqui!

Jaiden: Sam!

Sam: Me amo Sam!

Jaiden: Carly!

Carly: Me amo Carly!

Jaiden: Spencer!

Spencer: Reporting for duty sir!

Jaiden: Spencer this isn't the military!

Spencer: I know but I've always wanted to say that!

Jaiden: Okay then...Gibby!

Gibby: DY-NO-MITE!

Jaiden: Unnecessary but ok,Griffin!

Griffin: I brought my peewee babies!

Jaiden & Carly & Jordan: Oh my god.

Sam: Not his "little girl" toys!Speaking of "little girls"...Nub!

Freddie: Blond headed Demon!

Sam: Asshole!

: *gasps* How dare you call my son that!Why does my little Freddie hang out with Samantha!

Carly: Sam & Freddie!Jaiden you never told us Griffin was gonna be here!

Jaiden: Oops, anyway-is that?It is!Guppy!

Guppy: Happy Birthday!

Carly: He's so cute!

Gibby: I know right?

Jaiden: Okay how about we get to the questions and answers!

All: Sure!

Jaiden: Here's a dare from my cousin Angel for Gibby.

Gibby: BOO-YEAH!

Jaiden: Okay then.

I dare Gibby to jump off the Empire State Building without his shirt and with a parachute.

Gibby: *Takes his shirt off and puts his parachute on * Let's do this!

Jaiden: Hey do you mind wearing this helmet cam and ear-piece so we can see what you see and here what you hear?

Gibby: No problem.*Puts on helmet and ear-piece*

*2 hours later*

Jaiden: *over radio* You there yet?

Gibby: *over radio* Yup I'm here.

Jaiden: *over radio* Cool!So,How high do you think you are?

Gibby: *over radio* I'd say about 1,500 feet high.

All: Wow!

Freddie: Did you know that the Empire State building is 1,453 feet, 8 9/16 inches or 443.2 meters to the top of the lightning rod?

Sam: Did you know that your extremely annoying?

Freddie: Sam!Jaiden tell her to stop!

Jaiden: Sam why don't you go make a Sam-witch in the kitchen?

Sam: I thought you would never ask!*runs to the kitchen*

Jaiden: Okay,now that that's over let's get back to Gibby,*over radio* Gibby it's time to JUMP!

Gibby: *over radio* Let's do this!*Jumps* Weee!

Jaiden: Wow!He did it!

Jordan: I know right!

Sam: *from kitchen* Whoo!Fall Gibby,Fall!

Spencer: Let's hope he doesn't get hurt!

Jaiden: I know!I don't wanna get sued!

Guppy: Go Gibby!

Gibby: *over radio* I'm half way down!

All: OPEN YOUR PARACHUTE!

Gibby: *Opens parachute* This might take a while!

Jaiden: Since he might take a while let's get down to the business it's about the seddie vs. creddie debate.

Sam: Seddie?

Freddie: Creddie?

Carly: *giggles* Seddie is Sam and Freddie's cute little pairing name and creddie is mine and Freddie's pairing name.

Sam & Freddie: What!

Sam: Wait...Carly?How did you know that?

Carly: Umm...

Sam: You know what?Forget it, I don't want to know.

Sam: Dude!We really have stop doing that!

Jordan: Hey you guys ever heard of fanfiction?

Jaiden: Yah!I love the website I got an account on there.I read all about seddie stories.

Freddie: Seddie-

Sam:-Stories?

Jaiden: You know it!

Gibby: I'm back!

Jaiden: Yay!Your alright!

Guppy: Gibby!*hugs Gibby*

Gibby: buddy.

Jaiden: Anyways now that that's over heres a question for all of you from me.

All: Okay.

What's your favorite song?

Sam: Oh, ok got it.I would have to say Eenie Meenie.

Jaiden: Cool I love that song!

Freddie: Well lets just say I'm Not afraid By:Eminem.

Jaiden: Nice choice!Weirdo.

Freddie: I heard that!

Jaiden: Heard what?

Freddie: Heard what you said.

Sam: I agree with what Jaiden said.

Jaiden: What did I say!

Jordan: Ok!Just shut up!Let's get back to the dare/question!

Carly: Crush By:David Archuleta.

Jaiden: Cool.

Freddie: Soo...Who do you have a crush on?Is it me?Jaiden?Maybe even Jordan?Please be me!

Sam: Shut the hell up Benson!

Marissa: How dare you talk to my son like that!

Jaiden: Umm...She can talk like that, this story is rated T.

Spencer: Umm...Since I haven't really had a steady girlfriend I'll have to go with I'll only Break your heart By:Taio Cruz.

Gibby: Umm..Well..I don't listen to much music so this is right of the top of my head!Just a dream by:Nelly.

Jaiden: I love that song!

Griffin: All I got to say is that the Club Can't Handle Me By:Flo Rida ft. David Guetta.

Jordan: Do You Remember By:Jay Sean ft. Sean Paul and Lil Jon.

Jaiden: Let's just say I'm Ridin' Solo By:Jason Derulo.

Jordan: *Whispers something to Jaiden*

Jaiden: Alright well We are going to have to end this chapter here since Jordan needs to go to a Dentist appointment at 5:00 but I'll get the second chapter eventually.

Jordon: Yeah right!

Jaiden: Shut up Jordon!

Sam: Woo!

All: Bye!Don't Forget to review,ask and dare!

So how was it?It was my first time so cut me some slack or you can say "THAT TOTALLY SUCKED" either is fine! But whatever you do... R&R or i will make your parents eat you!