DR. BURNS

DISCLAIMER: I don't own them; this is merely a creative outlet. No money involved, just the imagination. Enjoy (please).

Purpose: Humor. Fair warning, I was having a silly day with teacher training and therefore I had a silly idea that I used to write this silly fic.

SJ and DV (kinda, you'll see)

Please Review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Dr. Burns reporting for duty ma'am."

The young secretary looked up, letting her jaw drop just a bit as she got a better look at the man who had just addressed her. "Oh, yes, Dr. Burns, we've been expecting you! If you'll just follow me." The young woman led the almost middle aged, but nevertheless attractive doctor down a maze of halls until they reached their destination, a plain metal door. "I hope you're prepared for this, most people wouldn't last a week with this job. I swear, if Moira goes on maternity leave one more time…" and with that she opened the door and led him into a war zone.

"Excuse me, class…students please!" But the woman's voice was instantly lost in the seas of conversation in the high school physics lab. She was about to try again when a sudden loud whistle rang out from the man next to her.

"Hey! Knock it off!" The room suddenly became quiet and the students all looked forward, eying their semi-permanent substitute. A group of 3 at the back of the room continued a very hushed conversation. "Good morning campers."

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"D.J. you are so full of…" Gracie was about to finish telling her friend of forever off when the classroom door opened revealing the young secretary, followed by a man that made her start choking on her gum.

"Gracie?!" Her brother Jake began patting her on her back, "What's wrong, are you OK?"

As she regained her composure she remained silent but pointed to the man now observing the rambunctious class.

Word began slipping out of her mouth as she thought out loud. "Oh my God…, that's…no, it couldn't be…".

A whistle broke out followed by an all too familiar greeting of "Good morning campers."

"Oh yeah, that's definitely him." She said much louder. Noting the confused look on her brother's face she elaborated on her statement with a single word. "Loki."

"Gotcha." He said with sudden understanding.

"Got what? Who is that, he looks really familiar?" D.J. began questioning his friends, who as twins seemed to be able to carry on whole conversations with less than 5 words between them. But they were ignoring him.

"Wanna have some fun Gracie?"

"Oh yeah, this is gonna be good."

"Earth to twins!!!!"

Trying to keep the noise down as the new teacher was eyeing the class, Gracie leaned over and whispered, "D.J. just go with it, we'll explain later."

"OK, just don't get me in detention again this week."

Hearing this Jake leaned in front of his sister, "You know dude, you're mom forgot to pass on any of her personality to you." Gracie was beside herself with giggles.

But before D.J. could respond a voice began again at the head of the class.

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Dr. Burns continued to scan the room. The secretary began to leave, but took a step back and whispered a word of advice. "Just watch out for the twins." But before he could ask why, the door was closing behind her.

Twins? He took another good look at the class, no identical persons. Then he caught sight of the group situated at the back lab desk. Two boys with a blonde curly headed girl sitting between them. He soon noticed that aside from length, the boy on her right hand side had the same hair, their eyes were different though. Hers were brown while his were a bright blue. The boy on her left had black hair and glasses. From the look on their faces it was obvious that they were up to something and that the two blondes were the ringleaders. So these were the twins.

"OK class. I'll be finishing your AP physics class this semester while your regular teacher is off having a life. My name is Dr. Burns…"

He was cut off by a snort followed by giggles that quickly ceased before he found their source.

"Sorry, but 'Burns'? Is he serious?!" Gracie couldn't control herself.

"…I haven't gotten a roster yet, so I'm going to have you all go around the room and tell me your names and then why you're all minors and studying AP physics."

Dr. Burns jotted down names on a makeshift seating chart as the class went through with their Bobs and Susans, and their 'so I can be doctors or engineers'. Then he came to the back table.

"My name is Jake…Simpson," the class started laughing but quickly stopped when Gracie narrowed her gaze. "I, um, decided to take AP physics so I could control things with my mind, guess I took the wrong class." Laughter again.

"Wise guy I see, and your sister I presume."

The girl stood as her brother sat. "I'm Gracie Simpson, and AP physics is one of the steps on my path to GALACTIC domination." She held complete seriousness as she slowly took her seat while the rest of the class held their sides or bit their fists to avoid splitting with laughter.

"Nice"

"Thank you brother."

"I'm guessing the Simpson's make this class have quite a nice curve." Dr. Burns said with a wry smile figuring he'd stop the hassle quickly.

"Actually," D.J. was rising for his turn. "They tend to ruin it for everyone, they both have like a 99.9999999…..yadda." Two blonde smiles were now beginning to irritate him.

"And you would be?"

"D.J. Jackson."

"D.J.?"

A swift foot stomp from Grace made him yelp out an alias. "DON Jr.!"

"Guess I'd go by D.J. too." Dr. Burns sympathized somewhat sarcastically.

So I did this to celebrate making the halfway mark on my other fic that I've been working on. (No, if you were wondering, they are in NO way related) I'll post the second and final half when I finish it!