I'm What?!
Yes another crackfic I came up with cause I was bored and high on sugar (that and my friends thought this would be hilarious)
Now on with the fanfic and I do not own twilight otherwise Aro would be dead. ^_^
P.S. Flame all you want I'm using Seth as a shield.
Prolouge: Be Careful what you drink
(Jacob's POV)
It was the end of the school year and Alice and Zack had decided, more like commanded, that we have a party. In three days everything was set up except for the special 'surprise' Zack had planned for the party.
Still it was great to end a year at Freedom Prep and all the craziness we had already encountered that year. With this in mind I found two bottles of strange pink colored bottles with a sticky note next to it.
'This must the surprise Zack was talking abut, might as well get one for Nessie.'
Picking up the drinks I didn't realize that I really should have read that sticky note before taking the drinks.
(Edward's POV)
I was enjoying my time with Bella when I saw Jacob walk by with some weird drinks in his hand.
'What is that mutt going to do, spike the punch?'
Pushing my way through the mass of people and caught up with Jacob and took one of the vials out of his hands.
"Leach what are you doing?"
"Stopping you from spiking the punch mutt."
"This is not alcohol it's Zack's surprise I was talking about."
"Really then prove it."
"Fine." With that Jacob swallowed the entirety of the vial he was holding then grabbed the other one.
"But you have to have some too!" and with that the mutt threw the contents of the vial at my face with some going down my throat.
'When I'm through with that sexy idiot he'll regret ever doing that.'
Wait sexy but I was straight. I mean I was married and had daughter for God Sake!
Still everything became a blur as we tussled each other upstairs and into a spare bedroom.
(Third Person POV)
Alice came over to Zack to compliment him about their great job. "Hey Zack were is that big surprise you were talkig about."
'evil grin' "Oh it's outside where do you think everyone is going?"
"So what was it?"
"A giant piñata of our principal."
Wait so if that was Zack's surprise what was it that Jacob and Edward drank O-o
Read and find out
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