Choji gets up and checks his clock. It's midnight and snowing on this Christmas Eve. Choji puts on his duckie bathrobe.
"I'm hungry," choji bellowed. And walks downstairs. He goes into the kitchen. The fridge door is locked. There is a note on the door.
It says: Hello Hunnybun,
It's me mom. I'm sorry but I had to lock all the cabinets and the fridge. Actually every place you could get food.
Love Mom
"Damn it," Choji snorts," I'm gonna go back to bed."
Choji walks out of the kitchen and into the living room. He was about to go upstairs when he saw something. It was a plate of cookies and egg nog.
"Is that c..c.c..c..c..cookies and ee.eeee..e.e...ee..egg...n..n..no..nog?,holy potato chip"
Choji faints and wakes up five minuets later to hear a whooshing sound. Down from the chimney Santa comes down wearing saggy jeans and stunner shades. His beard is shaved off and he was listening to his ipod. Choji screams a really girly scream. Santa walks over to the cookies and the egg nog.
"Step away from the cookie," Choji schriecked," I'm a ninja." Choji takes out his throwing stars.
"I don't give a fuck," said Santa," Yo I need my ladies and elvs down heyuh right now and don't forget the D.J." And with a ooh lala, a whee yo, and a whica chica two chicks, five elves, and a disk jockey came down the chimney.
"May I introduce my elvs, my d.j. and my HOE HOE HOES." Santa takes a gun out.
"Good night Choji," Santa shoots Choji.
Choji wakes up.
"Oh it was all a dream," Choji says. He goes downstairs and sees a present with a note on it.
It said: HO HOE HOE!!!!!
Choji opens up the present to find a blow up treadmill.