Authors Note: Um yeah spur of the moment story. It's Todd or as we all know him better Squee's POV. Please don't Flame me they will be used to roast marshmellows!
Disclaimer: I don't own JTMH, Jhonen Vasquez does. I do own the stupid plot though.
Dear Diary,
I haven't written in you for a long time and so much has happened. The last I wrote in you I was around… six or seven, I believe. Now I'm seventeen and I no longer live with my parents… they're dead. Nny, the Crazy-Neighbor Man as I so put it in my earlier entries, thought that thirteen years of neglect was too much and their punishment was well overdue. I didn't stop him, and I know I should have but… I think I believed him somewhere or at least Shmee did. I'm living with Nny now cause he said "You needed the right guidance in this world and since no one can give it to you, you will live with me." So I've been living with him since. I really like him but I think he knows that cause we have kissed and slept in the same bed. He says that I have innocence, though I still don't get what he means by it. I've gotten used to his house, his killing, and his insanity. I don't even bother to hide or clean the blood or bodies anymore. He's taken me out to a lot of places but it usually ends in us having to drag several people into his basement. Nny said that I must learn the evils to this corrupt world and learn to punish them.
I haven't actually killed someone yet, but I have been the cause, I'll pull a lever and some horrifying torture device will be activated or I'll lead mean people to Nny so he can do it or even I'll start a little fire, Shmee always wants me to set a fire somewhere, that escalates into something huge and kill a whole lot of people.
I've made another friend too. His name is Pepito. I met him not long after Nny left, though he came back to tell me he failed and kill my parents. Pepito kind of scared me too, like how he killed people with one look, how he tried to talk me into taking over the world, or when he told me he was the son of Satan and hoped we could be friends. Not surprisingly Pepito and Nny get along well. Sometimes they truly terrify me together though…
I also met someone else too except she was a girl. Her name was Devi. She didn't like me. Nny told me she and him used to go out but he wanted to 'immortalize' the moment and she ran off. Don't get me wrong I would to, if my boyfriend came at me with a knife. But as it turned out Devi and Nny had talked it out and forgot about it. She just didn't like me 'stealing her boyfriend' as she put it. Sadly enough I apologized for it. Shmee yelled at me for weeks.
Sometimes I fear I may be becoming insane. The other day I heard Nny and Pepito talk to a dead bunny head with a nail in it and I swear I heard the bunny talk back… to say the least I squee'd and ran… When Nny and Pepito did find me they laughed at what I told them, so I ignored them for two weeks.
Shmee doesn't like Nny or Pepito and argues with me all the time about it. Sometimes I wonder if Shmee likes me at all, but then I yell at myself for thinking about my longest friend like that.
Oh, I have to go now. Nny and Pepito brought in some 'guests' from the 24/7 store, probably need my help… Oh god is that my teacher!? Oh dear lord, she'll probably lecture me on how to kill people right… I'm not looking forward to this.
Signed,
Todd Casil ( Squee)