"Heya, it'sa me, Shjortztak McTinyass, and I'm a new Beacon student and a lesbian gnome faunus!" the gay gnome faunus who is a new Beacon student, Shjortztak McTinyass, introduced herself to Professor Goodwitch's class with at least a whole tidbit of unnecessary information.
The little shit waddled back over to her seat, and punched a hole in the front of her desk so she could crawl in and struggle to get her ass onto the chair.
"Now that our new student has introduced herself, I would like to," Glynda started, but was interrupted by the loud slapping noise of my own original character slamming a five gallon jug of milk onto her desk.
"I would like to remind you all," She tried to continue only to be interrupted by the obnoxious slurping of the gnome faunus chugging the contents of her jug with utmost vigorosity and delightishness.
"Remind you all that the Vytal Fest," The Professor attempted again with many exasperations, only to be thwarted once again and posthasterous by the bubbling stream of milk failing to enter Shjortztak's swallow hole and escaping through her beard to splash all over the surrounding students, and immediately churning itself into a tempest of butter upon contact with Velvet's silky smooth verginoa and Bobbys and also the clitorise.
"Miss McTinyass! Do not drink in my classroom, and do not disturb the oth," Goodwitch tried for the last fucking time before getting beaned in the head by the empty milk jug, launched at terminal velocity by Shjortztak's gnomish foot.
While the professor tried to recover from the blow, the new student put on her garden gnome hat and launched herself, driving the vorpal end of the scarlet head pants into the midsection of Goodwitch, now the professor of agony.
Her beard lengthened as Shjortztak hummed The Hall of the Mountain King, and the tendrilocious hairs of the chin bound the professor's limbs and engorged themselves on her slammary mammaries. The miasmania of the gnome enlarged as she activated her Semblance, Gnohomo.
「Stand Name」
Gnohomo
Power: A
Speed: A
Range: A
Durability: A
Precision: C
Potential: D
「Stand Master」
Shjortztak McTinyAss
"Gnohomo," the little gnome that could whispered into her teacher's ear, as she used her Semblance to grow a magnificent phallusific humongous dongous, and slathered the shaft with the river of butter and tears.
She plunged down as hard as she could with her erectus maximus, spearing through the back of the professor and snapping her spine into Humpty Dumpty pieces, but the police did not arrive, as thanks to the power of Gnohomo and its magic futanari king peen, it was not gay at all.
The End