Obviously I don't need an introduction because we ALL know who I am, but just encase you missed the memo or maybe live under a rock; I'm THE genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, Tony Stark himself.
On top of all that, I'm Iron Man, the "World's mightiest superhero". We all know the story of my heroic escapades. Being a genius isn't all that great... Who am I kidding. It's amazing! But the responsibilities!
Public safety, the money spent fixing destroyed buildings, alien invaders, whatever happened to "We come in peace"? Protecting the people who are dearest to you. And America wouldn't have a military if it wasn't for me. All the time I spent calculating quantum equations AND then they ask me to EXPLAIN! Comprehending the mechanics of nuclear weaponry is not that hard! Oh God, THE paper work! I hate paper work! Good thing I have Jarvis to keep the tower in check.
You have no idea how hard it is to run a self-energizing tower with a multitude of hazardous weaponry and lab equipment. Having Bruce is great, except for all the precautions we have to take encase he turns into a giant green rage monster. But you know, he's cool. Pots insists on keeping everyone as "safe as possible".
Sounds like I am complaining a lot, which I kind of am, I love my job. Speaking of that it means I am a really busy person because I am kind of a big deal. The president probably left a hundred messages on my phone and the Caps probably starving because he can't use the microwave.
Stay safe and don't do drugs kiddies. [Leaves]