I do not intend to belittle anyone's work. Each and everyone over here is a distinguished author and my work is in good humour to make people laugh. If anyone over here loves this pairing extremely and could not handle the loose humour then please do not proceed further. All those who love randomness and want to have a good laugh go ahead and read this, because this fic is going to be extremely random.
Disclaimer: I sadly do not own Inuyasha and its characters. But maybe in another parallel dimension I do. Don't I *thinks hard*? But on this dimension it will belong to Takahashi Sensei.
The great rescue!
"Mom I am leaving." Kagome yelled as she swung her monstrous, yellow, hardy and trustworthy bag around her shoulder. She was returning back to the feudal era.
"Like you ever stay back!" her mom shouted back thinking back carefully to the last memories when Kagome had stayed at home for a decent amount of days. She found none.
"Mom, I would be back." Kagome shouted back, sensing her mother's distress.
"Sure dear, may be on your upcoming test." Her mother was a fine specimen of motherly sarcasm. She has mastered the art of using motherly sarcasm. Kagome face palmed and left the shrine in a hurry.
She flung herself over the rim of the well and dived into the well. Soon she was engulfed by an enormous blue light and started floating. How could anyone manage to float after jumping into a well would always be lost on her? She had recently learnt the merits of Gravitation pull in Physics and was now searching for the mysteries of the lack of Gravitation during a time travel.
Kagome, unlike any other lesser and clumsy being, had learnt how to perfectly land on her feet after travelling the time gap. She once again had landed perfectly, her feet touching the well's bottom. She looked at the twigs of the climbers which dangled across the walls. She caught them with her hands and climbed out of the well.
"Where is Inuyasha?" kagome huffed as her trusted Inu friend was nowhere to be sighted. She took the bicycle which she had parked near the big old tree beside the well. Her bicycle was once again safe and not robbed. She blew the bangs on top of her forehead and started to paddle. This was by far the most unbreakable record of Kagome not falling and breaking her bones. How a person who trips every second, can perfectly paddle a bicycle on the uneven earth of the feudal era would always be questioned.
She paddled and paddled and paddled. She passed the forest thickets and was lost. Innumerable times had she transverse the same path and still found herself lost without Inuyasha. How she ever managed to find her way in the modern Japan was a mystery. She obviously had a chance encounter with Inuyasha sitting in a tree, kissing Kikyo. Inuyasha had run many paces to avoid the 'chance encounter' but as the subjected person was kagome, no one can avoid any 'chance encounters'.
She was hurt. Kagome was hurt. "I had loved you Inuyasha, and you did this to me." she cried so much it felt like her eyeballs would fall out of her eyes along with the tears. She turned her bicycle round and flew away from the spot, in a blind rage. She paddled and mopped the tears at the same time.
"Of course wench, I had been telling you for a long time. I love Kikyo" was what Inuyasha said. 'Dammit, I can't fucking choose between Kikyo and Kagome. They are essentially the same person, then why the confusion? Who cares which one I love, the other one should just be happy. They are the same person after all.' Was what Inuyasha thought. He wanted to tear his hairs from his scalp. He had never known the truth, in truth he was just an indecisive bad mannered half demon with a big heart and a vast stretch of love reservoir unable to choose the one to love. He had always wanted to know, why both of them can't be with him at the same time. They were essentially the same being.
Kagome ran away. Now she was double lost and ended up in the western lands. How did she manage to get lost from the eastern part of Japan and eventually reach the western part was unknown. Tears in her eyes, she 'logically' thought it was the best option to park her bike and start running. She ran in blind rage, and tripped and fell. She remained sat and cried her heart out. Inuyasha had betrayed her the worst way possible. She had always known such a day would come, then why did she cry no one knew. Her 'logical' mind supplied her to sit in a demon filled forest and cry. She was a priestess after all, albeit a priestess without weapons and the knowledge of properly using her powers.
Inevitably a demon arrived, a large, bulky and sturdy one at that. Using the branch of a nearby tree to clean its teeth, the demon marched towards Kagome. Kagome in her 'haze' filled mind could not sense the enormous rumble of the earth. The rumble made kagome flip from a sitting position to a laying position as her back hit the ground. She was oblivious to her surroundings, she was mourning. The demon reached her and picked her up. She was unaware, she was mourning. The demon pulled her towards its mouth and opened the cavern.
A blast of pungent, gut wrenching smell reached kagome's face and her stomach did a flip-flop, then did she understand that she was on the verge of being swallowed. She shouted bloody murder and hit the hand of the demon with her legs. Like she could ever escape like that.
The great lord Sesshomaru was patrolling his lands on a very fine afternoon after having a stomach full of lunch. He believed in exercise after food to keep his digestive process healthy. He was patrolling his lands and then blew the wind. Along with the wind came the sweet smell of the 'wench' miko. Sesshomaru could not tolerate the smell of other humans because 'they were dirty' but he felt the scent of his 'brother's wench' to be sweet because she 'bathed daily'. Not the dead wench, the living wench he meant. He loved the scent of 'jasmine, cherry, orange, mango, rose, guava …..' that exuded from the miko. The reason pertaining to the variety of different body gels and lotions she used.
He took off to save her, because apparently he had caught the scent of her distress, only if emotions had any scent. Like in reality the western lord would save a human. But he had to save her because she was an asset in ending Naraku. She knew not of her own powers but he was determined that she would be able to end Naraku, how he was so sure was unknown to him as well.
Sesshomaru flew to her rescue. Like he would ever do something like that. She was about to be eaten, when he flipped in the air and ended the abomination with a swing of his wrist and his poison whip. Kagome landed in a dull thud on the ground. Sesshomaru swiftly landed beside her and looked at her beaten self. He scrunched his nose and spun around and walked away from the spot while she laid down sleeping.
Note: I did not copy this from anyone. The format might feel similar to some authors but the work is mine.
Puns over here are completely intended ;)
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~Celestial.