Why Did the Chicken Cross
the Road?
I short and sweet lil Weiss
fanfic on how the question might be answered…
Omi:
Yohji-kun, why did the chicken cross the road?
Yohji:
Isn't it obvious? She saw the sexy rooster on the other side, enticing her with
his chicken wire, and…
Aya:
YOHJI! Quit filling Omi-chan's mind with your perverseness! You see, Omi, the
chicken was crossing the road because she was playing with her brother. Then,
out of nowhere, a big black car came and ran over the poor chicken. Her brother
was devastated. He began to call himself "Chicken" and swore revenge on the big
black car…TAKATORE!!!!!!
Ken:
I thought it was to get to the other side…
Omi:
So…Why did the chicken really cross the road?
Crawford:
The chicken was working for Mr. Takatore Reiji—
Aya:
TAKATORE!!!
Brad:
—and was not crossing, but standing in the middle of the road to provoke cars
to swerve and run into the ditch.
Farfie:
…And then I saw the chicken and ran it down in my 4-wheeler. It hurt God.
*Snicker*
Tot:
Chickens are so kawaii!
Nagi:
That's not right at all…I was moving the chicken across the road because I was
hungry and wanted chicken noodle soup…The silly thing tried to resist me.
Tot:
Nagi-kins is so kawaii!!!
Nagi:
*Sweatdrop*
Schuldig:
Wait…Why don't I just probe the chicken's mind to find out the true reason it
crossed the road?
Farfie:
*Snatches up the chicken, puts it in a random blender, and hits the puree
button*
Omi
and Nagi: Eww…
Ken:
*Turns green*
Omi:
Now I'll never know…
Aya:
TAKATORE!!!
