A/N: A new story I came up with passing the TIPS room at school. TIPS, for all who didn't know, is in-school suspention. No one really knows what TIPS really stands for. Please no flames, I forgot the fire extinguisher. This story has no relation to Stop Team Go (a future episode).
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, Not TIPS and not Kim Possible.
"Possible! Stoppable! You think this is funny?" Barkin fumed. Well, I don't! Tomorrow both of you are going to TIPS!" Some other students snickered.
"Aw, man! I don't want to go to TIPS," Ron said.
"But Mr. Barkin! I've never been to TIPS and... and... what if we say we're sorry?" Kim asked.
Barkin handed them their slips. "You two should have thought of that before laughing at Ms. Rockwaller.Now tomorrow report to the TIPS room or I'll add two extra days of it."
"Yes Mister Barkin," they sang in unison.
"Shego!" Drakken bellowed. "Shhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeegoooooooooooooooo!"
"Do you mind? I'm on the phone over here!" Shego yelled back with her hand over the mouthpeice. "Oh, what was that, Mrs Moldower? I didn't catch that last part. Sure, I'll fill in for ya tomorrow. How bad can some troublemakers be? I'll talk to you later, bye."
"What was that phone call about?" He asked. Expecting to get an answer along the lines of none of your buisness, but got a different answer.
"Oh, that was my friend Mrs.Moldower. She asked me to fill in for her tomorrow in the TIPS room at Middleton High." Shego concluded.
"And why did you say you would?"
"Because she said please."
"Well tell her you can't!"
"No."
"Why?" he demanded.
"I wanted to have a break, and besides, you could have some kid there help you work on a plan to get rid of Kim Possible."
"Fine. I'll come with you."
"OK. You have to get up at 5:45, though..."
"PM?" he asked, hopeful.
Shego rolled her eyes and sighed. "No, AM!" He groaned. "Or you could stay here."
"No that's fine!"
"I'll give you some advice. Go to bed early, set your alarm, and have a big breakfast. If you aren't up when I wake up, witch is at 5:45, then I'll wake you up myself. And that won't be a pretty sight."
"No I do not! I'll go set it right now."
"My Kimmie-cub is going where?!" Mr Dr Possible asked in disbelief.
"It's called TIPS, or as Ron calls it, Torcher In Public School." Kim finished.
"Why are you going?" Mrs Dr Possible inquiried.
"Ron and I laughed when Bonnie accidentaly sat on her project and turned the back of her skirt to a de-eeeeee," Kim broke into a fit of laughter. "A deep brown." She sighed.
A noise came from the living room. "Watch out!" Tim and Jim yelled as Kim dodged both rockets.
"TWEEBS! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!" Kim yelled.
"Boys, how many times have I said no rockets in the house?" Mrs Dr P asked.
"RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!" the phone screamed.
"I'll get it!" Kim said.
"Saved by the phone." Tim said.
"Hicca-bicca-bo?" Jim asked.
"Hoosha!" Tim replied.
"Hello? Oh, hi Ron! What's up?"
"Meet me at Bueno Nacho, ASAP!" Ron practically screamed into the phone.
"KP, I understand we are going to embark on a new senior class expedtion. Tomorrow, we are giong to Torcher In Public School! And rumor has it, Mrs. Moldower in not going to be there tomorrow and we're going to have a sub. They say the sub is going to be evil!" Ron declared while trying hard not to grab the attention of the other people in Bueno Nacho.
"Ron, amp down the drama. Also, I don't think 'they' are going to be right about the sub. Unless the sub is Drakken, Shego, or Professor Dementor, the sub will not be evil." Kim said.
"But what if-"
"Ron. They will NOT be our sub, okay?" Kim said relitively annoyed.
"Promise, KP?"
"Promise."
"We're here, Doctor Dee." Shego said.
"Here?" He asked scanning the room. "I expected something... uh, more."
"Well, TIPS is not supposed to be a lounge Drakken. This is where the bad kids go."
"So we won't see Kim Possible here, right?"
"Probably not." Shego replied. She sat down at the table.
"When do they come?"
"We have to let them in at 8:00."
"So they stand out there?"
"Till we let them in."
"OK." He said. He sat down at a desk.
"Do you want to play tic-tac-toe?" Shego asked rolling her chair to the white board.
"I'm X's." Drakken called.
"Fine. Then I'm O's."
"When are they going to let us in?" a girl named Dulce asked.
"When they want to." A different girl named Samantha answered.
Click. The door swung open to reveil Drakken standing there. "Come in." He said dryly. "Kim Possible?!"
"Drakken!" Kim said taking a defensive stance.
"Kimmie! Be nice to him or you get another day of TIPS." Shego called from inside the room. Kim sighed and walked in after Ron.
"KP. You said neither Drakken, Shego, or Dementor would be our sub."
"You should know not to promise something you have no control over." Drakken said.
"Be quiet! All of you!"
"What bit her?" Ron asked Drakken.
"She lost all but one game of tic-tac-toe." He whispered back.
"DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO BE QUIET?!?!?!" She screamed. Her hands lit up and the room went dead silent. "That's better." She calmed down.
Kim raised her hand. "Yes, Princess."
"What are we supposed to be doing right now?" Kim asked.
"Can someone tell Miss Clueless what we're doing right now?" Shego asked the room. Dulce and Samantha raised their hands. "You two explain to everyone in here what where doing right now."
Dulce said," We're working on homework..."
"Then after we're done, we get to sleep." Samantha finished.
"No you won't. Someone has to do my nails. We'll have fun starting at one, unless you all don't fnish your work and i know what you have to do. Also, don't ask me for help in science, ask Drakken. I'm only good at Algebra, Language Arts, and Literature." Shego finished.
"Can I go to the bathroom?" A boy with brown hair asked.
"What's your name?"
"Drew Jameson."
"Mmmmmmmmm... no."
Bing! The lunch bell sounded like an alarm clock. "Is everyone done?" Dr Drakken asked.
"Yes!" The six kids said as one mini army.
"Let's go get lunch then." Shego said. "But first we are going to the bathroom."
"Single file, please." Drakken said.
After Kim and Ron were in the lunch line, Ron said, "Don't you think Shego and Drakken would make good parents?"
"Ew! Ron! You just ruined my appitite!" Kim winced at the next thought she had. She was turning to be a very bad girl indeed. "Do you think we should try to get them together?"
"I thought you just said that was gross?"
"I did. But don't you think They look good together?"
"Like us?"
"Like us." Kim agreed.
"We over heard you and we agree with you. We want to help get them together." Matt said.
"Drakken! Scooch over! No one else can stand in line!" Shego excaimed.
"But this brings back so many memories..." He dazed off into dreamland. Then Shego kicked his shin. "OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
"Don't go into dreamland again!" She snapped.
"See? They act like they are married!" Samantha stated. Drakken was the last one to get his food.
"OK, let's go back." Shego yelled while 'rounding up' the teens. She looked back and smiled an evil smile at Drakken.
"Now I have a bruise!" He complained.
Back at the room, Shego was listening to a story Drakken was telling. "And then Cousin Eddy ran and beat up the bully that was picking on me. Then the teacher came and saw what was going on and pulled him off. But it was too late. He beat the kid to death and no one ever picked on me again."
"I thought you said you got picked on all the way through colledge." Shego said.
"Just ruin the story will you, Shego?" Drakken asked with anger in his eyes.
Shego was about to reply when Ron turned to Drakken and asked, "Can Matt, Drew, and I talk to you please?"
Drakken looked at Shego for permission and she nodded and said, "Go to the bathroom to talk. I better not see or hear anything bad about you come out of Drakken's mouth or I'll skin your head too."
Even Drakken looked shocked. "You skinned someone's head?!!!" Drakken asked in disbelief.
"Yup! Poor Ron the Rooster. Never even saw it comming." She shook her head sadly. The room gave a good sigh.
Ron, Drakken, Matt, and Drew left the room. Now it was Kim's turn to talk. "Do you like anyone, Shego?"
"Why do you care? You have a BF, so stick with him."
"It's not just her that wants to know." Dulce said.
"Fine. I'll tell you, but you have to swear on you life that you will not repeat what is said."
"Promise." Kim, Dulce, and Samantha whispered.
"I like..." She paused. "Drakken."
"I knew it!" Kim said. "Is that why you always go back to work for him?"
"Yah."
"You should tell him." Smantha said, calmly.
"Why?" Shego asked with a suspicious tone.
"Beacause you like him." Dulce replied.
"Fine. But after school. For now let's wait for the boys to get back."
Fifteen minutes passed, then tha boys came back. "Finally!" All the girls chimed in one voice.
"What were you waiting for, Christmas?" Drakken asked.
"We might as well have been. Men take forever talking. Anyway, I have a game to play." The boys sat down. "We sit in a circle and choose a topic to talk about. Be warned, you can only pass once so ues it wisely. The first topic is... favorite animal. let's start with Drew."
"Which one?" They both asked at the same time.
"The teenage one."
"Okay, I like Iguanas. Dulce."
"I like cats. Kim." Dulce said.
"I like dogs. Drakken."
"I also like dogs. Ron."
"I like naked mole rats. Shego."
"What a suprise, I also like dogs. Matt."
"I like fish. Samantha."
"I like tigers."
An hour later they were all having so much fun, that no one noticed the dismissal bell was about to ring.
"RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone jumped.
"Okay," Shego said. "Bye!"
"Doctor Dee?" Shego asked when everyone had left.
"Yes?"
"I love you."
"I love you, too."
"Don't you think we had a fun day?" Ron aked Kim. Kim responed by kissing him. "I'll ake that as a yes."
A/N: Did you like it? If you didn't please be nice. No harsh flames allowed. As I said earlier, I forgot the fire extinguisher. Now REVEIW! ;)
