This is something I made when I was tired and had too much sugar, so it just might freak you out! This story is something I place in my random insanity folder, so prepare yourself! I know some of the characters are out of character, but my friends got a kick out of reading it, and I got a kick out of writing it. So enjoy!


*Ten minutes after Miaka foils Nakago's final plan*

::Soi, Suboshi, Amboshi, and Nakago are standing in a room::

"What do we do now, Nakago", Suboshi asked?

"Don't worry, Suboshi, Nakago always has a plan. He hasn't failed us yet!" Soi sounded confident.

::Amboshi plays a few notes on his flute::
"Soi's right, Suboshi, you have nothing to worry about."

*Nakago's back is turned to the threesome, hands behind his back*

Nakago begins to talk. "That's right, Amboshi, Soi. I always have a plan." Nakago spins on his toe to face the three and strides over to Suboshi. Nakago sticks his face into Suboshi's. "You want to know why? Because I always Have A PLAN!!!" Nakago crouched over, rubbed his hands together and begins to ramble.

"Plan plan plan! I have a plan! You want to hear my plan? I will use my backup plan! Yeah, yeah, yeah! That's it! Plan plan plan PLANS!!! Ah ha ha! Ha! Ha ha!" *Repeats for a while*
::Amboshi plays a few notes on his flute. ::
"Well, he's finally gone insane," Amboshi states. "It had to happen sooner or later."

"And you said everything was going to be okay!" Suboshi says in an accusing tone.

"Well I didn't know it would be so soon." Amboshi retorts. Suboshi glares.

"I suppose I'd better call the men in white." Soi sighed. "Its okay Nakago, just calm down for a little bit." ::Soi picked up the phone, dialed, and begin to talk.::

"CALM!?! CALM!?! How can I be CALM!?!" * Repeats for a while*

"Well at least I tried." Soi sighed and hung up the phone, the men were on their way.

::Tasuki and Tamahome walk in, both wearing suits of white, carrying
a white jacket between them. They both wore identical evil grins. ::

Nakago screamed.

"Its okay, Nakago. You get a pretty white jacket out of the deal," Tasuki said evilly.
"Yeah. Just think of it as payback." Tamahome smiled evilly.

NOOOO!!!!

Tasuki holds Nakago down while Tamahome ties on the jacket. They escort Nakago away, ignoring his screams of NOOO!!!!!!!!!

Soi shook her head, and motioned for the others to leave the room with her.

"We had better go tell the others." She waited till the others were out the door, then she shut off the light and followed Suboshi and Amboshi to tell the others of Nakago's sad but predictable fate.

THE END

Thank you, Thank you, and I hope you had as much fun reading this as I had writing it.


This is my first finished fan fic. I have others, but I don't have enough time or commitment to finish the long ones. ::sweat drop:: ^_^x So that means that this is the only work of mine that I've posted. Tell me if you like my work and want more!